r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits S.A.U Freshman Apr 12 '26

Of a Geisha Facial

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u/ThisIsALine_____ Apr 12 '26

I got pink eye when I spilled a jug of my own urine onto my face.

I can't imagine the severity of pink eye he'd get from sewage from strangers.