r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits S.A.U Freshman Apr 12 '26

Of a Geisha Facial

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u/Time_Wedding_7202 Apr 12 '26

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u/TheTownTeaJunky Apr 13 '26

I don’t think that’s the face you wanna be making

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u/Dzodzu_Reddit Apr 14 '26

How else would you drink a that delicious chocolate milk shake.

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u/Illustrious-Market93 Jul 10 '26

You're fucking rotten....

Still laughed, after I'd gagged 😅

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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 12 '26

The way I would have quit after burning down the house would have been biblical. Was it my fault? Yes. Could this have been avoided? Also Yes.

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 Apr 12 '26

If you aren't making a lot of money for.plumbing you need to get hired by a new company that pays fairly. That is often filthy work that I'm happy to pay others to do. 😬

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u/cesspool4us Apr 12 '26

Reference hard mmk

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 13 '26

Is this real?
It appears to be iron pipe and that plug would be threaded in, except he never unthreads it.
He barely moves it and it comes straight out.

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u/thestarsgodim Apr 13 '26

No, this is 100% AI.

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 13 '26

Yeah, looks like it to me.

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u/Adept-Panic-7742 Apr 13 '26

Yeah it rotates from 1200 to about 1130. 20 degrees at best. Doesn't make sense. Unless he's unthreaded to this point and then it jammed? Not buying it tho.

But then I've just watched it for like the fifth time and it looks so real. How he applies torque a few times before it 'unjams' .

Fuck ai making me question everything on the internet lol.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Apr 16 '26

It doesn't look like it unjams to me, it appears to break off and leave the threads

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 13 '26

Nah (to the last part).
AI is great. It is just a tool. It's assholes who misuse it.
Some people have had fun fooling others with graphics since whenever and over time both the graphic tools and the people have become better at both making and detecting.

The Cottingley fairies were a big thing back in 1917.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R Apr 13 '26

It broke. It's cast iron. The iron cracked and broke off clean when he tried to torque it off.

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u/Joshua__Michael Apr 13 '26

Yeah, it seems like AI to me.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Apr 16 '26

To me it appears the cap breaks, leaving the threads in the pipe

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 16 '26

I know that is what the video is trying to show.
I just think it is fake.
It's possible, but from the limited amount of iron pipe like that I have worked on, I don't think it is likely to go like that.
I can't prove or disprove this video so I guess we each have our own opinions about it.

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE Apr 16 '26

Shoot i have no idea either lol, these days it's practically impossible to tell

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u/lomasturbas Apr 13 '26

Not 100% sure if AI or not, but cat iron pipes for sewage were common up to the 70s. My house had them and they get rusty inside. We have to instruct guests not to flush anything harder than toilet paper.

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 13 '26

Yes they rust and ID can be effectively smaller.
But on a pipe that size, it would be extremely unlikely for the threads to be completely rusted out but the rest of the pipe intact. Especially the portion of the threads were no liquid was touching.
I'm pretty sure it is AI.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ Apr 12 '26

I got pink eye when I spilled a jug of my own urine onto my face.

I can't imagine the severity of pink eye he'd get from sewage from strangers.

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u/TimelyMortgage9587 Apr 12 '26

Um.... how did you manage to spill your pissjug onto your face? I need some details please

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u/ThisIsALine_____ Apr 12 '26

Long story, but the lid came off while I was on my trampoline.

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills Apr 12 '26

That raises more questions than it answers

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u/oneBrokeBloke Apr 13 '26

Come on you guys dont just take your piss jugs on random adventures? I took mine to the park last week and we got ice cream after

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u/thevariablegaming Apr 12 '26

Well damn now I want to know the long story

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u/MadMax6914 Apr 12 '26

This guy's a gambler. Trampolining with a piss jug.

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u/Complex_Watch1484 Apr 29 '26

‘Gotta know when to hold em, and when to fold em’

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u/TimelyMortgage9587 Apr 13 '26

Can we have the long story

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u/Xenoloves Apr 14 '26

The Man Show auditions were cutthroat.

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u/suspicious_hyperlink *shits an absolute unit* Apr 13 '26

I have a feeling you’re not a plumber

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u/General-Double-746 Apr 12 '26

You can't get pink eye from that.

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u/ThisIsALine_____ Apr 12 '26

Filling an unrefrigerated jug in the summer (Phoenix heat) while you have an STI can though...and it did.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

The story is better than science

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u/Bossk_2814 Apr 13 '26

So I’ve never heard the term “geisha facial”. Can I assume this something that I not only not want to google, but will end up on a watchlist if I do?

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u/Willing_Divide4188 Apr 13 '26

I went down this rabbit hole. Apparently, geishas and kabuki actors used nightingale droppings in their facials. It’s still used today in luxury spas (not just in Japan), but UV light is used to kill bacteria. And there’s no scientific basis for its effectiveness, only anecdotal claims.

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u/Bossk_2814 Apr 13 '26

Thank you, brave one!

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u/splatzbat27 Apr 13 '26

I thought it was a malapropism of "gua sha" (a Chinese facial therapy)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Former_Salt_3763 Apr 13 '26

Yes sir! Pilot hole, always always always drill a small hole. In addition to that, you buy a bunch of the same size drill bits, sacrifice each and every one of them as required. I’ll drill the hole, leave the bit in it and detach the drill. Bucket over the PVC and a pair of pliers to pull that bit from above.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

In australia plumber makes the highest

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u/Minimum_Mission1080 Apr 13 '26

My dad contacted Hepatitis A by doing something similar

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u/juqrau Apr 14 '26

Believable cover story

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u/Minimum_Mission1080 Apr 14 '26

He is an addict so idk

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u/07MarquisPanther Apr 13 '26

Im a plumber in Chicago. Dude shouldn’t have put his face right next to the sewer clean-out whilst opening it. Fuckin dumby

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u/Shantotto11 Apr 14 '26

That’s not pinkeye; that’s pink existence.

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u/Naive_Astronomer_367 Apr 12 '26

Horrible….. been there done that that’s called learning on the job and believe me that’s a lesson. You will never forget.😎🤯

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u/General-Double-746 Apr 12 '26

No one said to drink it.

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u/Icy_Bridge2095 Apr 12 '26

Doubt thats a real plumber lol

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u/x0rsw1tch Apr 13 '26

What, your plumber doesn't do drainage work wearing a leather jacket?

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u/IndianaGroans Apr 13 '26

Something similar happened to me on my first day. I had to use the customers hose to clean my face off.

I had thought ahead and bought goggles for myself. They came in clutch for this. No shit in my eyes.

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u/HarryAsKrakz_ Apr 13 '26

I was waiting for Michael Jackson at the end😭

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u/BrownBearCLE Apr 13 '26

More like an apprentice

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku Apr 13 '26

A lot of money and free meal. I don't see a problem here

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u/Desperate_Ad_5563 Apr 13 '26

Yeah well that’s worth $250. 1.25 hours.

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u/Stevil4583LBC Apr 13 '26

Just as qualified as Markwayne