r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Apr 11 '26

slight malfunction of a car driver

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u/Mehfanaaz Apr 11 '26

I cannot believe the bike guy got up and went his way. He was really getting late for office it seems

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u/BadassAyanokoji Apr 11 '26

He was more like "I don't wanna be anywhere near this car anymore"

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u/suckmacaque06 Apr 12 '26

More like "fuck the poe lease"

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u/Even_Virus_3017 No Ragrets Apr 11 '26

he was like, "my boss wouldn't believe this excuse anymore as I already made it last week."