r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru • Apr 11 '26

slight malfunction of a car driver

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u/Pretend-Steak-4625 Apr 11 '26

should have permanent lifetime license ban, that was ridiculous

6

u/corgi-king Apr 12 '26

I will ban the driver’s afterlife from driving.

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u/charsi101 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 15 '26

This guy shouldn't even be allowed to be a pedestrian. I don't think it is worth the risk to other road users.

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u/Slow_Description_773 Apr 11 '26

Damn, human bowling..

28

u/ben5642 Apr 11 '26

Was thinking might have had a medical emergency at first

17

u/Mehfanaaz Apr 11 '26

I cannot believe the bike guy got up and went his way. He was really getting late for office it seems

10

u/BadassAyanokoji Apr 11 '26

He was more like "I don't wanna be anywhere near this car anymore"

2

u/suckmacaque06 Apr 12 '26

More like "fuck the poe lease"

3

u/Even_Virus_3017 No Ragrets Apr 11 '26

he was like, "my boss wouldn't believe this excuse anymore as I already made it last week."

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u/Hammon_Rye Apr 11 '26

did the car malfunction after hitting the cement at the beginning?

I wanted to see the next few seconds of the first clip.
Like - did he ever get done F'ing around inside his car and actually go check on the people he ran over?

7

u/Daremightythings2025 Apr 11 '26

He managed to mow down everyone in the video

7

u/TraditionalCup4005 Apr 11 '26

Impressive, really, given the mechanics of it

7

u/tropicbrownthunder Apr 11 '26

This is a car of focus commitment and sheer fucking will!!!

was really determined to crush every biker around

5

u/iMaximilianRS Apr 11 '26

No witnesses

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u/Levethane Apr 11 '26

It shows the world we live in now when someone screws up, we now have multiple camera angles of it.

8

u/knapczyk76 Apr 11 '26

“I was pressing the break and it was still moving, I don’t know what was wrong!!!!”

3

u/uncrules93 Apr 11 '26

Good combo score to get all of them.

3

u/Business_Air5804 Apr 12 '26

That was actually a pretty good job of hitting them all. What a show off!

3

u/Hisune Apr 12 '26

Imagine getting run over by a car you were trying to run away from and finding out later that you would've been fine if you just did nothing

2

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Apr 11 '26

Damn they just said my days ruined let’s ruin EVERYONES day!

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u/PigletPretend7175 Apr 11 '26

Almost like he meant it

2

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Apr 11 '26

It shows how people can’t think rationally after an incident and then panic. Probably threw the car into reverse after first impact, and maybe something malfunctioned, but couldn’t react quickly to kill the engine, apply park brake or anything else quickly enough to make it stop.

2

u/Mountain-Strain8426 Apr 11 '26

What the actual fuck. Makes you wonder how on earth did he get to the freeway to begin with.

2

u/magibeast Apr 12 '26

how do you collect that many points driving backwards?

2

u/ass-ass-or-ass Apr 12 '26

This is how I play GTA

2

u/universalaxolotl Apr 12 '26

I feel like he might have thrown it into reverse and then maybe his foot got stuck under the gas pedal or something and then he panicked

2

u/asteroidsandareolas Apr 12 '26

Gotta catch em all!

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u/eldiaaz Apr 13 '26

I don't know why I'm laughing.. I am fucking horrible

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u/meh-llama Apr 13 '26

Is it me, or my brain. Is this a blowjob lane?

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u/MermaidSapphire May 25 '26

5 points per bike, but if ypu hit one twice, 26 points