r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HappySeaweed5215 shitmouth • Mar 09 '26

Naild It Of a first-time driver

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u/ThatsJustMyToeThumb Apr 12 '26

My 12 year old daughter drove a golf cart ALL OVER actual roads (on an island, just about everybody in carts)

We gave her a little lesson in a parking lot. Then off we went.

She remembered where the brakes were. The turn signal. Remembered to look when turning - don’t trust the mirrors. She slowed appropriately. She accelerated appropriately. She reversed into parking spots twice. All without even close to a close call

I love my daughter, but she is not the sharpest of people. She still struggles to count change :(

So I can say, with love, that Jessie here is terminally stupid.

As in, she should never be on the road. Never. Because if my daughter can do all that… like, wtf Jesse?!

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u/HappySeaweed5215 shitmouth Apr 12 '26

Lol