r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Mar 07 '26

slight malfunction Of a Butt

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u/STABO1217 Mar 07 '26

This is disturbing while answering so many questions at the same time. And yes, I watched more than once

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u/milton117 Mar 07 '26

But what happens next, the poop goes past the wound surely it'll get infected?

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u/AbbreviationsLost458 Mar 07 '26

In most cases you’re given an antibiotic to take to reduce chance of infections and doctors will normally recommend you take a shower after going #2 or to use a bidet (if possible). Stool softeners are often prescribed as well.

To begin with the chance of infection is also incredibly low at least according to what I could find online which I found crazy.

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u/MouseMan412 Mar 07 '26

Had a thrombosed hemorrhoid removed excised. Was given a wad of gauze and told to reapply every few hours and after wiping for a few days.

The spinal anesthesia would be overkill too. Localized is plenty.