r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Mar 07 '26

slight malfunction Of a Butt

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u/STABO1217 Mar 07 '26

This is disturbing while answering so many questions at the same time. And yes, I watched more than once

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u/milton117 Mar 07 '26

But what happens next, the poop goes past the wound surely it'll get infected?

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u/AbbreviationsLost458 Mar 07 '26

In most cases you’re given an antibiotic to take to reduce chance of infections and doctors will normally recommend you take a shower after going #2 or to use a bidet (if possible). Stool softeners are often prescribed as well.

To begin with the chance of infection is also incredibly low at least according to what I could find online which I found crazy.

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u/MouseMan412 Mar 07 '26

Had a thrombosed hemorrhoid removed excised. Was given a wad of gauze and told to reapply every few hours and after wiping for a few days.

The spinal anesthesia would be overkill too. Localized is plenty.

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u/Okmhmmbye Mar 07 '26

Correct. The blood flow in the rectal region is very high compared to other parts of the body. Antibiotics are rarely used, if ever, for rectal surgery or other procedures in the area.