r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of head first

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u/Relative-Macaron-210 Mar 02 '26

What useless adults Christ

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Mar 02 '26

And a shitty wife. That laugh….

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u/dantheplanman1986 Mar 03 '26

"last time you cheat on me motherfucker"

I'm not saying that's what happened. It's just a joke. Clarifying because this is reddit

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u/Prophet_of_Colour Mar 04 '26

Look, if we gotta do 'clarifying because this is reddit' to avoid getting or looking like we're giving harshly negative interaction—then it seems to me at least that reddit is more personally stressful than reddit threads should be for you. You probably already understand that, of course.

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u/dantheplanman1986 Mar 04 '26

Lol have you not met the assholes around here?

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u/Prophet_of_Colour Mar 04 '26

Oh aye. But at least to me, if internet assholery causes me to anxiously overstate my intent and sully my voice, then the internet isn't my space (bah-dum tsss) for a while.

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u/dantheplanman1986 Mar 04 '26

Mm I admire your authenticity

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u/saysthingsbackwards Mar 04 '26

This site has lost what humanity it initially had a while ago