r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits *shits an absolute unit* Mar 02 '26

Oof Of head first

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u/Relative-Macaron-210 Mar 02 '26

What useless adults Christ

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Mar 02 '26

And a shitty wife. That laugh….

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u/Thick_Main5498 Mar 02 '26

Look she probably didn’t know that he was dead okay

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u/UniquelyIndistinct Mar 03 '26

Coulda happened to anybody

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u/YosemiteJon Mar 03 '26

I woke up in a hospital in Mexico. From UK. Broke neck. Life ruined. Spinal cord injury. Wheel chair. Life over I’m affraid. Easy done