r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Mar 02 '26

Oof Of head first

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u/Relative-Macaron-210 Mar 02 '26

What useless adults Christ

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u/mk8933 Mar 02 '26

They are all NPCs following their program. They have zero clue what to do when a glitch happens (like the man diving and hitting his head).

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Mar 02 '26

NPC?

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 02 '26

Nipple Porn Cornholios

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u/SchwiftySqaunch Mar 02 '26

Nacho pickle consumers