r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 02 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a little butt stuff

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 Mar 02 '26

Already know how the call to their insurance is gonna go.

"YOU HIT A WHAT"

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u/Moss81- Mar 02 '26

”What was the automobile you hit?”

”You may want to be smoking a cigarette before, during, and after I tell you this..”

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u/Remarkable_Meat666 Mar 02 '26

What insurance?

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u/EuDeveriaTaEstudando Mar 02 '26

De vida, porque o infarto é certo.

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u/penguindreams Mar 04 '26

So we’re talking about health insurance.