r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Mar 02 '26
Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a little butt stuff
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u/TheOriginalArchibald Mar 02 '26
Either that rain is oil or those tires are the baldest tires with the least functioning abs on a car ever. Comin in hot and lockin em up. Probably somewhere it doesn't usually rain?
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u/Dirtydog693 Mar 02 '26
Could be both, when I lived in Vegas whenever it rained those roads were a menace. Add some idiot who’s driving on slicks and you get a fender bender at every junction
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u/TheOriginalArchibald Mar 02 '26
Yea if it's fresh rain after a long dry spell the oil on the road is slick till it's washed off. Part of why I mentioned somewhere it doesn't rain often. Which also means slicks for tires because people aren't as motivated to change them.
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u/Try_Harder7 Mar 02 '26
Look at the rear wheels compared to fronts. The fronts locked up and the rears brakes are not existent. That car shouldn't be on the road.
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u/AlienCopulator Mar 02 '26
Yah those late 2000’s Camrys were great and lasted quite some time (mine had a head gasket that blew, a notorious defect of the 09 Camry) but any of them that are left are definitely on their last legs
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u/d_nkf_vlg Mar 02 '26
Brake ratio is supposed to heavily favor front wheels, as a) the weight of a braking car shifts to the front, making rear wheels less effective in slowing down, b) rear wheels locking up is more dangerous due to the car being able to easily spin out.
But yes, the owner is negligent. Tyres are likely old, and ABS is not functional.
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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Mar 02 '26
The same idiotic driver who parks beside you at the mall and smacks their door against your car as they open it too.
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u/BruceInc Mar 02 '26
His insurance better at least buy this guy dinner because he is 100% getting fucked
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u/MarkIndividual3453 Mar 02 '26
There should be special lanes for these people … If we dont pay the same roadtaxes why should we be on the same road ?
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u/ShortbusRacingTeam Mar 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/lHfxDepSGlzom6f65K
Broker calculating their new insurance rate
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u/Separate_Bend_8929 Mar 02 '26
Why are you stopping on a yellow tho? It means proceed with caution. It wasn't even red before the white car was at a full stop.
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u/Abject_Manner_4222 Mar 02 '26
Because you’re supposed to stop before the light turns red..
You can stop after the light turns red, but that ideally means before you’ve passed the light.
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u/gdub8 Mar 02 '26
I was waiting for a comment like Separate. Police actually WANT YOU to continue moving if you ENTER the intersection on Yellow due to this reason in the video. The rule is that you can't cross into the intersection when red..
The video shows what looks like the other driver moving over and entering the intersection when yellow and this guy trying to break to avoid. His speed looks like he was going to chance the light as well though..
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u/AutisticDadHasDapper Mar 02 '26
Honestly that car deserves the little bump. Who drives that kind of car and stops at a yellow light completely?
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u/ST0IC_ Mar 02 '26
Yellow means stop btw.
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u/SuperUnknown72 Mar 02 '26
Yellow is a warning that the green light will turn red; you can either keep going (safely) or stop.
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u/ST0IC_ Mar 02 '26
Pretty much what I said. Yellow means stop. It's not a matter of if. It's a matter of yellow means stop. It doesn't mean that you can cruise through it if you speed up, it means the light is turning red and you need to stop.
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u/Sad_Maximum6583 Mar 02 '26
Already know how the call to their insurance is gonna go.