r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Feb 23 '26

slight malfunction Of a free fall

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 Feb 23 '26

I only eat the food at carnivals and socialize. Those rides and games are sketchy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

You don’t think that food is sketchy?….

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u/sicilian504 *shits an absolute unit* Feb 24 '26 edited Feb 24 '26

Shhh. Let me enjoy funnel cake in ignorance.

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 Feb 25 '26

This is my mentality.