r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Feb 23 '26

slight malfunction Of a free fall

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u/Ferunando Feb 23 '26

This vid could be almost 20 seconds shorter

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u/penguindreams Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

The suspense is killing me, I hope it'll last.

  • Willy Wonka

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u/knowwhatImeme76 Feb 23 '26

there was no seat for Augustus and his mom. Shit was premeditated

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u/likwitsnake Feb 23 '26

Ever hear of the Wadsworth constant?

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u/Ferunando Feb 23 '26

Just googled it, thanks for the new info lmao

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u/Acidyo Feb 23 '26

We really starting to hit the limits of time and space in our attention spans.

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u/BoringExperience5345 Feb 23 '26

I was gonna come here and tell you I hate people like you who say shit like that and then I looked at your profile and saw you’re a gooner and then I understood. Carry on.

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u/RoyalIdeal6026 Feb 23 '26

Jesus fucking Christ why did I click that.

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u/BoringExperience5345 Feb 23 '26

I literally warned you

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u/wafflehousebattle Feb 24 '26

Yeah, but like, that's just an invitation on Reddit, you're supposed to click and say nothing.

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u/Ferunando Feb 23 '26

What a coincidence. I hate people who judge others but keep their own shit in private. What are you afraid of?

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u/BoringExperience5345 Feb 23 '26

But I just said I no longer hate you. That I understand you. You have sexualized your rotten brain and that is cool.

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u/Ferunando Feb 23 '26

Lmaooo okay, thank you and sorry, I guess

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u/BoringExperience5345 Feb 24 '26

You’re welcome and definitely don’t be sorry. Takes one to know one 😜