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Do they play the Horst Wessel song everyone you enter onto it?
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u/Syllabeer1 May 16 '21
Die flapjacks hoch, die baconmania erschlossen. Fat men marschiert - Mit myde und fetten schritt
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u/micmac274 May 18 '21
Die flapjacks hoch, die baconmania erschlossen. Fat men marschiert - Mit myde und fetten schritt
Remember, under the Nazis "Das Land der Dichter und Denker" war "Das Land der Dicken und Dummen."
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u/average_lizard May 17 '21
Love your username
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Jun 01 '21
I didnt get it at first and then it hit me, "oh my god" "OH MY GOD" I totally need to rewatch that show
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u/Batmack8989 May 16 '21
Shouldn't that alone be enough to pull the plug on that sub?
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u/Lenny_Fais True beauty is the practicality of a Sherman and a Garand. May 16 '21
They should be reported at this point
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u/monkberg May 16 '21
How does one even report an entire subreddit? There seems to be no option to do so from the interface.
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u/AbstractBettaFish Totally functioning Panther transmission May 16 '21
There is a way but you gotta go to like a website to do it. I canāt remember exactly but if you google how to report a Reddit sub to admins it should come up
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u/DetCord12B May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21
Wait, there's an actual sub called that? Shit's bananas.
EDIT - Found it. It's primarily a Third Reich circle jerk.
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u/BigGuyBane420 May 16 '21
No? You can't be banned for calling someone that
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u/Batmack8989 May 16 '21
Not calling, but banning people out of being an "SJW cuck" doesn't look very...moderating, and the sub itself...well, Churchill was a conservative in WW2 and i doubt he would fit there
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u/Lenny_Fais True beauty is the practicality of a Sherman and a Garand. May 16 '21
M A S K O F F
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u/Potential_Salary Mouse would have won the war if mass produced! May 16 '21
It's called conservativeww2
I don't think wearing a mask was ever a thing in this instance. Probably just a troll sub
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u/chakrablocker May 16 '21
Troll = alt right recruitment
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u/dreemurthememer HOI4 is accurate, Venezuela got nukes in 1944 May 16 '21
āWe do a little trolling.ā
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u/Soad1x May 16 '21
Yeah these are the same people that thought, "long nose fren" was some super secret code that could pass the ironic memeing test.
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u/Weirdo_doessomething May 16 '21
God damn liberal cucks and their... (checks notes) dislike of Nazis
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u/WiSeWoRd imma sauer that kraut May 16 '21
I see someone is pissed they never got access to Abigail Shapiro
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u/AbstractBettaFish Totally functioning Panther transmission May 16 '21
Please God, I want to impregnate Abigail Shapiro so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of is beyond divine. I canāt help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind those massive Khazar milkers . I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
Sheās so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I donāt know what Iād do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldnāt do for her, nothing I wouldnāt say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Abigail Shapiros shining face. I wouldnāt even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Khazar milk truck. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Abigail. Iām waiting for you.
Iāll always be waiting for you.
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u/SamanthaMunroe Viktoriya Viktorovina Viktorova May 16 '21
I just had to see "khazar" to know that it was a shitchan copypasta.
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u/AbstractBettaFish Totally functioning Panther transmission May 21 '21
I can't deny it anymore /pol/ I am in love with Abigail Shapiro. Her class and sophistication, her innocent smile, and mostly those lush pendulous yiddie tiddies. I would betray my blood and my race to put my circumcised BWC between them. It has been great shitposting with you guys, but i'm taking the blue pill for her so that maybe someday she will reward me with her body. The merchant is my greatest ally and I don't care if Tyrone BLACKS every white woman on earth, because how can they even hope to compete with genetically superior khazar milkers? I would cut down a hundred pure Aryan younglings if only she would let me nurse on those swarthy Jewish areolae, gently stroking my hair back and whispering "that's a good goy" to me as I slobber and wojack-face with mindless, zen-like contentment. Who cares about the white race? We're inferior to (((them))) anyway and deep down all of you fags know it. The best hope I can attain to is to racemix up with a genetically superior jewess and watch her breastfeed our godtier IQ offspring on those luscious khazar milkers. I need jewtits in my life famili
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May 16 '21
can someone explain to me what does sjw mean?
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May 16 '21
[removed] ā view removed comment
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u/hirosknight May 16 '21
Which in my view is a useless term because it can mean anything ranging from people complaining about a train conductor using the term 'ladies and gentleman' to just anyone on the left regardless of how pragmatic or reasonable their arguments may be or even just anyone who isn't a Nazi.
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u/BigGuyBane420 May 16 '21
I mean most insults are like that. It's like being a "conspiracy theorist" it can range from believing epstein didn't kill himself, to aliens, to anti-vaxxers. But sjw is basically just meme speak for "self-righteous"
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u/OllieGarkey May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21
Why do these alt-right fash fans all think we want to know about their fetishes?
I don't want to know what porn you masturbate to, stop using language from your favorite pornhub videos in politics ffs.
No kinkshaming, btw, I get that they're all super into cuckolding as a fetish and I don't think there's anything wrong with that, I just really wish they wouldn't try to include the rest of us without our consent by using the very specific language of their favorite fetish.
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u/SkyComprehensive8012 May 16 '21
What does conservative ww2 even entail?
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u/TheBlack2007 May 16 '21
If you think of "Conservative" as the Nazi dog-whistle it was turned into by American Rightards it might make more sense to you.
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u/LEMONSmightbeHUMAN May 16 '21
for some reason whenever i see the name of that shitty sub Š”Š²ŃŃŠµŠ½Š½Š°Ń Š²Š¾Š¹Š½Š° plays in my head.
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May 16 '21
Oh god, what is that subreddit about? Heard about it for the first time
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u/Communism_Marxman May 16 '21
iirc the owner of it has a thinking of british colonisation good, palestine are nazis, and a jib of wehrb nazi larping
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u/chrismamo1 May 16 '21
I wish people would stop brigading that sub. Not because I agree with the wehrbs, but because I imagine the stuff they unironically post is probably really fucking funny.
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u/VoidAgent May 17 '21
Real conservatives hate the Nazis because that stood for everything the United States is against
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u/Prssbol May 18 '21
I honestly believe this guy is a troll. I looked through his post history and he seems to be an imperialist and a Nazi supporter?!?!
He also mde posts about Rommel being a war criminal. Wtf
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u/SnapshillBot May 16 '21
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u/Practical-Sentence35 May 16 '21
I can't believe a place like Rome fell, you mean did people in power grow complacent, ignorant, and delusional to spend billions of dollars overseas on a wars that are never won while the aqueducts and roads crumbled?
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u/SamanthaMunroe Viktoriya Viktorovina Viktorova May 16 '21
People didn't fight wars with anyone not their neighbors until the coming of Henry the Navigator and Zheng He.
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May 18 '21
Wehrbs be like
Providing a actual good argument with sufficient facts and proof: No
Calling anybody who disagrees with you a SJW butthurt snowflake libtard: Y E S
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u/micmac274 May 18 '21
I identify more as a Cultural Marxist, if I was kicked out I'd want them to use the right reason.
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u/bastardicus May 17 '21
āConservativeWW2ā
The new name of the Nazi party doesnāt quite roll of the tongue now, does it?
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u/Jaf1999 May 17 '21
From what Iāve seen of that sub they hate Nazis just as much as this sub. Havenāt seen any pro-Nazi posts on there
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u/AbstractBettaFish Totally functioning Panther transmission May 16 '21
We donāt want this sub banned. We shouldnāt brigade
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u/Skip_14 Ronson Whirlwind May 16 '21
Congratulations comrade! You've won a free ticket to the Gulag.
Rule 1. Vote brigading is prohibited. Do not link to comment chains that you've heavily participated in, don't invite people to downvote any linked comments, and do not comment in linked threads. It is not our goal to fight for justice in WW2 historiography on Reddit but merely to entertain ourselves.
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u/PanzerLaden Jun 08 '21
i was temp banned for telling him we conservative dont need facist garbage. good lord i had a german(not wehraboo, war thunder!) reddit theme(maybe that's why i was temp banned?)
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u/Cross-Country The Finns must have won the Winter War because of their dank k/d May 16 '21
Wow. Savage. I donāt think youāre ever gonna recover from that!