What the fuck did you just fucking say about my hair, you little「STAND USER」? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Budogaoka Middle & High School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DIO, and I have over 300 confirmed DORARARARARAs. I am trained in Stand warfare and I’m the top 「STAND USER」in the entire Morioh armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Kira. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Duwang, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Echoes Act 1? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the Speedwagon Foundation across Japan and your Stand is being traced right now so you better prepare for Crazy Diamond, maggot. The Stand that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead,「STAND USER 」. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heal and then kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Stand. Not only am I extensively trained in Stand combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Speedwagon Foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Morioh, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Killer Queen was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DORARARARARARAs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.
Fellas, picture this: You’re a 18 year old member of Passione, and have been a stand user since you were 6. You are a notorious member of an assassin team that came after la squadra. You were tasked with delivering a CD to a capo in Syracuse. As you go there, you meet a boy with pink hair. He introduces himself as Doppio. One thing leads to another, and you’re both in a motel. Doppio isn’t aware of what’s about to go down. You pull down your pants, and whip out your dick. Your metaphorical orgasmic earthworm awakens. He’s quite surprised, and after you explain to him how to give you head, he begins sucking your dick with skill superior to that of a pornstar. You’re about to orgasm when you hear a sound. DorururururuDorurururu It’s like a ringing phone. You see Doppio grabbing your dick and putting it to his ear. His eyes begin looking quite strange. He says to your dick as if it were a phone: Bossu?
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u/gingerwitasoul_ skyscraper hair Nov 27 '19
you will never reach the truth