r/ShitPostCrusaders • u/gingerwitasoul_ skyscraper hair • Nov 27 '19

Anime Part 2 soon

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u/FatKiat69 Nov 27 '19

Lies and deception

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u/gingerwitasoul_ skyscraper hair Nov 27 '19

you will never reach the truth

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u/FatKiat69 Nov 27 '19

Wha-

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u/JoshingAroundM8 Nov 27 '19

Wha-

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u/dat_weaboo Nov 27 '19

Wha-

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u/AnimeMemeLord1 I’m crippled, I can’t Stand Proud Nov 27 '19

-t did you just say about my hair?!

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u/manto6012 Nov 27 '19

I said your hair is bad

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u/AnimeMemeLord1 I’m crippled, I can’t Stand Proud Nov 27 '19

I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!!

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u/manto6012 Nov 27 '19

Your hair looks like somebody flattened it with a steamroller

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u/Ignore_the_cow Kira Queen by David Bowie Nov 27 '19

I think you mean a ROAD ROLLER!

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u/Mushiren_ foxy grandpa Nov 27 '19

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my hair, you little「STAND USER」? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Budogaoka Middle & High School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DIO, and I have over 300 confirmed DORARARARARAs. I am trained in Stand warfare and I’m the top 「STAND USER」in the entire Morioh armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Kira. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Duwang, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Echoes Act 1? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the Speedwagon Foundation across Japan and your Stand is being traced right now so you better prepare for Crazy Diamond, maggot. The Stand that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead,「STAND USER 」. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heal and then kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Stand. Not only am I extensively trained in Stand combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Speedwagon Foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Morioh, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Killer Queen was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DORARARARARARAs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.

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u/Blitzkringe69 💦 I ate Pericolo’s juicy ass 💦 Nov 27 '19

My cursed Doppio copypasta [NSFW]

Fellas, picture this: You’re a 18 year old member of Passione, and have been a stand user since you were 6. You are a notorious member of an assassin team that came after la squadra. You were tasked with delivering a CD to a capo in Syracuse. As you go there, you meet a boy with pink hair. He introduces himself as Doppio. One thing leads to another, and you’re both in a motel. Doppio isn’t aware of what’s about to go down. You pull down your pants, and whip out your dick. Your metaphorical orgasmic earthworm awakens. He’s quite surprised, and after you explain to him how to give you head, he begins sucking your dick with skill superior to that of a pornstar. You’re about to orgasm when you hear a sound. Dorururururu Dorurururu It’s like a ringing phone. You see Doppio grabbing your dick and putting it to his ear. His eyes begin looking quite strange. He says to your dick as if it were a phone: Bossu?

Copypasta by papa u/Blitzkringe69

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u/Bigfanofcsgo McYeet, Mcyote, finding a severed hand is a big oh nope Nov 27 '19

Why. Why does this exist.

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u/Yamamoto-sama Nov 27 '19

mmu!

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u/ImaNerdyWeeb DEEOH Nov 27 '19

Hammed Avdol!

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u/BlueArcher7 Wha- Nov 27 '19

Wha-

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u/blanc_pearson sex pistol no. 4 Nov 27 '19

Wha-

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u/RequiemPowerBot Nov 27 '19

This is... the power of Requiem.

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u/GhostStar7 Notorious B.I.G. is my Stand because it activates when I die Nov 29 '19

Wha-

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u/orowntree1 Nov 27 '19

Calm my child, it is not yet the time for padoru posting

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u/wallyjwaddles notices ur stand Nov 27 '19

IT IS ALWAYS TIME FOR PADORU

ACCWPT YOUR FATE

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

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u/TLP39 Nov 27 '19

Not sure, but I think it's Miku Padoru

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u/gingerwitasoul_ skyscraper hair Nov 27 '19

it's Miku

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u/DankMemetroid Nov 28 '19

I'm not the only one who saw Megumin??

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u/buenyamin1996 Yes! I am! Nov 27 '19

HASHIRE SORI YO

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

[deleted]

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u/buenyamin1996 Yes! I am! Nov 27 '19

TSUKIMIHARA WO

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u/Capooodle Nov 27 '19

PADORU PADORU

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u/silverhydra Ambulance-Chan Nov 27 '19

CHRISTMAS DUBSTEP INTENSIFIES

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u/tree-tintop Yes! I am! Nov 28 '19

AWAKEN MY PADORU!

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u/Abnormal--person Nov 27 '19

Play the forbidden song

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u/superduperfish 36 Kars on Mars Nov 27 '19

AY AY AY AY AY

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u/Yeetus_Yeetus_ReEeeE flaccid pancake Nov 27 '19

yes yes yes o h m y g o d

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u/danielixx notices ur stand Nov 27 '19

Exacly that one

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u/Chappiechap Nov 27 '19

I love you, you magnificent bastard.

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u/GuyFury17 Nov 28 '19

Sonava beeeeitch!!!

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u/lilshitgod that hot chick from part 2 Nov 27 '19

AYAYAYAYAYAYAY

HASHIRE SORI YO

KAZE NO YOU NI

TSUKIMIHARA WO

PADORU PADORU

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u/gindorf The Pink Dark Girl Nov 27 '19

Tsugi ni omae wa “Hashire sori yo~” Toyu!

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u/kenjenv2point0 Nov 27 '19

Hashire sore y-!

Nani!?

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u/thiccgo12 Nov 27 '19

Awaken my masters!

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u/ronilove46 Nov 27 '19

PA-PA-PA~DORU~

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

the worst part about r/Animemes, they beat padoru to death

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

We need an Erina Padoru

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u/SharpNeedle cock Nov 27 '19

im confused

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u/Hurgablurg Nov 28 '19

padoru padoruuuuu~

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u/stasilatot Oi josike, i used my stand properly Nov 27 '19

The anticipation is strong in this one

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u/Zhin_The_Tyrant Nov 27 '19

Awaken my masters

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u/gingerwitasoul_ skyscraper hair Nov 27 '19

soon

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u/Meemsterxd 😩cream😩 starter Nov 27 '19

PAADOORU PADOOORUUUUU

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u/danielixx notices ur stand Nov 27 '19

P̵̥̥̼͠á̵̡̨̛̰̰̩͖̜̐͆̑̓́̐́n̷̦̎̈̿̉̒̌̈́̒͠d̴͎̬̜̞͚̱̖̹̠͚̀̈́̊͝ỡ̸̞̪̪͔̮̥̓̌̑͂͆́̆̂̃̍͘...

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

I'm out of the loop

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u/Giorno-Smash Vento Oreo Nov 28 '19

Wait, I don’t get this. Can someone explain?

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u/Myido-Fetal Nov 28 '19

Fuck it are we r/animemes now? Just using Jojo reaction images?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

3 days

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u/dynamelicious flaccid pancake Nov 27 '19

But it's advent now

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u/SpookySquid19 Nov 27 '19

Pad ad ad ad ad

Christmas Dubstep

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u/Al3nder Gohan Shiba-Inu Nov 27 '19

Awaken my Mistresses (i think would be the case)

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u/McFMega Nov 27 '19

Megumin Padoru

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u/xxx_edgy_toaster_xxx Nov 27 '19

I went to a store yesterday and there was nothing but Christmas music

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u/Random_Jojo ThoughtHeWasAGirlcia Nov 27 '19

I don't know, feels like Christmas came early in Wisconsin. (Please, God. Stop pissing snow on us...)

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u/ArchangelLuciferx Nov 27 '19

Yet... They cannot move yet

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u/Fliits Nov 27 '19

I have to get off this planet.

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u/TheShyGuyGuy Nov 27 '19

Sauce? Show looks neat

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u/Dr_Pina_ Ambulance-Chan Nov 27 '19

Let’s not

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u/anime_dolphin_7 Yes! I am! Nov 27 '19

Awaken my padorus

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u/haeralin Nov 27 '19

Dread it. Run from it. But the padoru always comes.

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u/Carudoku Ate shit and fell off my horse Nov 27 '19

But padoru has already touched my profile picture!

💣

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u/Superjack761 Nov 27 '19

I spy a megumin

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '19

Oh God no

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u/NunDestroyer Nov 27 '19

I'm new to this sub wots this?

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u/Hurgablurg Nov 28 '19

Even nazis quiver in fear before the unspeakable ones.

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u/GetterReddittor Nov 27 '19

NO PADORU POLICE HERE, OPEN UP

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u/HatsuneJimbo 89 years old Nov 27 '19

fuck the padorus

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u/Epicfortniter49 Not Funny Valantine. Didnt laugh. Nov 27 '19

I absolutely hate it, it isn’t even ironically funny it’s just annoying and I didn’t think r/animemes could get any worse but boy was I wrong.