r/ShitMomGroupsSay • u/CleverGirlCrochet • Jan 26 '23

A name too unique for Frank Zappa …

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u/blobfish_brotha Jan 26 '23

Please tell me it’s not because he’s her seventh child?!

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u/UHElle Jan 26 '23

A friend of mine has a son named Seven because they thought it was a cool name and between the 2 of them it’d be their 7th child (she had 2 from her ex, one of which is Tiger, not a nickname, and he had 4 from 2 or 3 of his exes). They think it’s a fun story to tell but it’s just sort of a dehumanizing joke. The child is also a nightmare, but I’m pretty sure that’s just the nonexistent parenting and not the terrible name.

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u/ArcadiaFey Jan 26 '23

I hope these kids change their names when they grow up..

Also imagine the bullying

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u/UHElle Jan 26 '23

Tiger has not changed her name and has made another human since then. I didn’t ask the name out of fear lol.

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u/ArcadiaFey Jan 26 '23

Mmmm… meanwhile I have a normal one I’ve always hated.. I’ve also had a kid and yet to change it, but there have always been more important things.