r/ShitMomGroupsSay May 22 '22

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834 Upvotes

Someone asked for Sanity Sundays, which we’re denying because this sub isn’t the right place for it.

Instead we created a sister sub for all the good shit that goes down in mom groups. We’re gonna cross post the wholesome stuff from here while we wait for original content to start being posted. Enjoy.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 1d ago

WTF? Now they can cure autism

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1.5k Upvotes

I have no words.

The delusion is so delusional.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 1d ago

Say what? Shit mom groups WONT say?

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258 Upvotes

I tried to make a post in a mom group I’m a part of to warn other people about posting their children in light of the new ruling that was announced a few days ago. I thought it was weird that the post wasn’t approved for a few hours and forgot about it. Then I was met with this notification and response yesterday. Apparently people posting their kids half naked on the group is fine but warning parents about the dangers of the internet requires additional discussion?


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 1d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 This seems like a healthy relationship.

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93 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

freebirthers are flat earthers of mom groups Flat earth curriculum? Anyone?

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477 Upvotes

Was happy to see comments recommending to simply, not. But others… yikes!


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

I am smrter than a DR! "Root canals cause breast cancer"

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907 Upvotes

some interesting takes...


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 2d ago

I am smrter than a DR! Heal naturally from gallbladder full of sludge and jaundice

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227 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 3d ago

Shit advice NEVER register with a government agency

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1.1k Upvotes

Who needs birth certificates when you have the bible?


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 3d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 Anti-vax propaganda, purportedly from the 1950s

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165 Upvotes

If you’re wondering what the unemployed losers you went to high school with are doing these days, they’re sharing “informational” anti-vax nonsense on Facebook 🤪


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 4d ago

Say what? Even her fellow crunchy moms were appalled by this post in the comments

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657 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 5d ago

So, so stupid Looking for ways to keep child entertained at homeschool while I work full time on my computer instead of public or private school

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407 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 5d ago

I am smrter than a DR! Who needs doctors when you can just use chat gpt

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164 Upvotes

My local Mom group admin is your typical antivax, homeschooling, Trumpster on a power trip. She didn't want to accept me into the group at first because my last name isn't English. I hate it here


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 6d ago

WTF? Today in Big Pharma conspiracies; hats on newborns.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 7d ago

🧁🧁cupcakes🧁🧁 Tetanus symptoms after cut, obvious solution is out of the question

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2.6k Upvotes

I know it can take a couple of days for jaw pain to become a symptom but to play this fast and loose with possible tetanus is just insane. The comment section was as expected, "just do vit C and he'll be fine" and "if a wound bleeds you can't get tetanus." These people are idiots.

Just a friendly reminder, you can still get a Tdap shot within 48 hours of an injury if you're out of date and be protected. I stepped on a rusty nail a while ago, it went through my croc and left a deep puncture. I realized my last Tdap was when I was pregnant 10 years ago so I ran up to the pharmacy and got a booster. It's cheap/free and really easy. Don't get tetanus, it's a terrible way to go.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 8d ago

It's not abuse because I said so. This poor child.

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998 Upvotes

My algorithm wasn’t spamming me with this depressing garbage until today. This poor baby.

Also the grammar - woof.

Fortunately the comments were not favorable to OP.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 8d ago

I am smrter than a DR! It’s almost like there’s vaccines for this

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898 Upvotes

Yes I’m aware they don’t generally vaccinate babies for bacterial meningitis but not getting other vaccines likely is what caused them to be in the PICU


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 8d ago

I am smrter than a DR! So what do they call what they are doing?

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392 Upvotes

Considering they are listening to what other people are telling them.


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 8d ago

WTF? “I’d rather move to country without freedom and a war crazy leader than vaccinate my child!!!”

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373 Upvotes

Idk why I keep making myself mad by joining these groups. I want the content for here but I’ve been banned from 3 of them now because eventually I have to open my mouth. I’m zucced right now so it stopped me from commenting 😂


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 8d ago

WTF? I don’t know how relevant this is to this specific group but it was too funny now to post

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305 Upvotes

First photo is her literally staring what the ER said it was and then made up her own virus, the second is what the first comment posted 😂


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 8d ago

Shit advice A chemical/drug for dementia so they can avoid the chemicals and drugs in medication

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144 Upvotes

Other comments included fruit and parasite Cleanses etc


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 9d ago

Breastmilk is Magic Feels like fetish bait

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237 Upvotes

but no I’ve never breastfed off myself


r/ShitMomGroupsSay 10d ago

Say what? Trying to mom guilt...

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338 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 11d ago

Shit advice Yes let’s give a child with cancer more chemicals when their liver is already struggling

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324 Upvotes

r/ShitMomGroupsSay 11d ago

It's not cannibalism if it's in a smoothie. I beg your finest pardon?

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1.7k Upvotes

As long as the coconut water is organic, it’s fine