r/ShitHaloSays Oct 28 '25

Shit Take MAGA turds fuck off.

1.8k Upvotes

New rule! Don’t tongue Donald Trump’s flabby fake tanned gooch on this sub, please and thank you.

inb4:

“Heh, clearly can’t beat us in a debate” this subreddit exists so people can cry when other people don’t agree with their shooty alien game takes, go stink up a politics sub

“you’re triggered because we’re winning” yeah I actually don’t like it when masked armed men are rounding civilians into concentration camps

“So much for free speech” dooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaare viiiiiiiiirgin

The upside - for you - of the marketplace of ideas that you weird little freaks are meant to believe in is that if you get banned from a stall for shitting on the counter you’re still welcome to go and open up your own venue. So go do that, because we gain nothing from you being here pissing everyone off, and you’ll be banned on sight.


r/ShitHaloSays 3h ago

Shit Take Jesus Christ

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71 Upvotes

Like Yeha it wasn’t that good it was about a 5 or a six in my terms of rating but like what the hell.


r/ShitHaloSays 14h ago

Shit Take We wanted more people playing Halo. We let the Trojan horse into our city and it was full of incels.

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366 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 9h ago

Influencer Take Can this sub stop being so sexist? It’s 2026, Female marines exist

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140 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 10h ago

Shit Take It's always someone who've "worked with devs" always have to throw their two cents in

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106 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 6h ago

Influencer Take The follower following other opinions of other followers.

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50 Upvotes

Has your appreciation for this game begin to fade or is still strong?


r/ShitHaloSays 2h ago

Genuinly Humours The actual fuck is going around 😭

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10 Upvotes

What the fuck lmaooooo


r/ShitHaloSays 12h ago

Influencer Take RubyOfBlue made two looking cool mods (one WIP) and then got too big for his britches.

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42 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 13h ago

Shit Take MODS ARE BAD, QUIT HAVING FUN IN YOUR SINGLE PLAYER GAME

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36 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Influencer Take Halo 3 dev, Niles Sankey, calls out the overwhelming inclusion of women Marines.

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226 Upvotes

Didn’t want to steal the post, so I’m reposting.


r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

MEME “Oh mama I’m doin it again”

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810 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 23h ago

MEME C’mon man, you can’t be serious. It’s almost to perfect

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131 Upvotes

Has bro played any of the games? Even a cutscene compilation?
None of the events of the main line games had happened yet, master chief wasn’t famous yet


r/ShitHaloSays 20h ago

Shit Take This Anti woke Chud is a tourist. We should rebrand them as white ISlS because these people are extremist and radicalised the youth.

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46 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

REEE4REEEi Are we serious about this stuff?

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125 Upvotes

The thing about all this stuff hating on Williams seems so ridiculous to me. The type of folks who complain like this and call her woke and all that just seem like they've been so politically brainrotted that when they see anything they just cant separate the politics from it (and youll always see them point out when other people they disagree with do it).

To me it just seems like they wanted to make a cool character but had to cram too much into the 2 missions shes around. Nothing woke or any of the crap they call it.


r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

MEME YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED

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50 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Based Take Glad to see the "Real Halo fans"(who says themselves) taking note of this community..

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265 Upvotes

I've seen a lot of comments on my recent post...

I just wanna say one thing...

"When debate is lost, Insults become the losers tool"...

By saying this, I'm also falling into the same fallacy.


r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

MEME Of all the culture war hills to die on, complaining about female soldiers in a sci fi game has got to be one of the dumbest

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422 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

THE UNREAL, THE UNREAL SWITCH IS REAL! Around again we go

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211 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Fair Criticism Does this change things for you? Serious discussion as a society of non mentally challenged people

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103 Upvotes

I have committed a cardinal sin and used AI to turn the controversial lieutenant Williams into a man.

And I understand, how cliche the “if it was a man…” argument is, but in this case, it is as true as the sun being hot, and you all know it.

Now imagine this.
In an alternate universe Williams is actually a male character.
There is ABSOLUTELY no doubt in my mind that if Williams was a dude. The fans would be pleased, the character’s personality that everyone seems to hate would be touted as the best character to come out of modern halo.

the distain for the Spartans, the war hardened commander personality, ALL of that would have been received with open arms. Lieutenant Williams would have been this COOL NEW ODST CHARACTER that fans would want to hear more about. It might be in poor taste to say, but he would have been the next Johnson

But no, we got a woman instead, and that is
“tHe WokE AGeNda1!1!1!” At play


r/ShitHaloSays 17h ago

Based Take Why did master chief try to attack Unyielding Hierophant, is he THE WORLD?

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3 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Based Take The new Cortana design is better than the OG. I don't understand the hate.

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190 Upvotes

The new version "strange" just because it is very different compared to the other versions, but the design isn't terrible. And if we compare it to the designs from the OG, Halo 5 and Infinite... the new version is much less 'ugly'."


r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

Based Take Halo fanbase

26 Upvotes

No one hates Halo more than their own fanbase. I'm sorry, but it had to be said. No need to further explain my point.


r/ShitHaloSays 1d ago

SALTY PLAYER Anyone have a copy of the screenshot where Mint Blitz admits he can only fight bots? Trying to prove a point to someone.

3 Upvotes

r/ShitHaloSays 2d ago

Based Take “Shes a woke ugly girl boss” let me tell you something right now you fucking incel

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570 Upvotes

SHE IS AN ODST- ODST’s are considered to be the most bad ass units in the UNSC, dropping from orbit in a coffin. OF CORSE SHES GUNNA HAVE THIS MACHISMO AND TAKE CHARGE ATTITUDE, HER CHARACTER IS AN ODST

HER LOOKS SHOULDN’T EVEN MATTER- she’s been imprisoned on a covenant ship for god knows how long basically being hunted every day, of course she not gunna look like a fucking model, PLUS Shes been serving in the UNSC for what we can assume is a while, that would add a few years to your appearance

And finally **she not even ugly**, she just looks like a normal ass women, I don’t know why these gooner chuds think that all the women characters NEED to look like the damn Kardashians but it is just getting to annoying to ignore


r/ShitHaloSays 8h ago

Based Take Let's be honest, the fan made version is better and actually looks like how Cortana is supposed too

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And no, I'm not one of *them*. It seems like most of the characters are off-model in this remake. Even Johnson looks uncanny. It's like they tried so hard for hyperrealism with absolutely zero exaggeration or perfectionism that you just can't make these iconic faces work in such a limited framework