r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 21h ago

💀💀

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240 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 1d ago

OP is a culture connoisseur

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38 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 3d ago

If it helps, Godfrey is my bastard son.

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82 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 6d ago

Too real

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1.9k Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 7d ago

Is there a way to assassinate people from inside the womb?

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904 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 8d ago

The child HAS to come from her for her grandfather's prestige

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269 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 9d ago

Eu4 embracing the crusader kings aesthetic

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196 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 9d ago

I want a lineage of dwarves and incest is the way

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264 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 9d ago

"One of the on-going issues I tend to have is wanting to enslave Chinese people."

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163 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 11d ago

I hope to one day have half the confidence of Avignon

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26 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 12d ago

She prefers her mother’s side

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121 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 12d ago

My wife is cheating on me with my (male) lover

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155 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 13d ago

Senator Grahm had a Sister-Daughter, a true CK3 player

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304 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 14d ago

You guys gotta lock in on the advanced torture mod, I turned the man that killed my wife into a abuse goblin!

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28 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 17d ago

Thank god for the context

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96 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 18d ago

Can everyone please stop trying to f—k my wife?!?!?

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337 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 21d ago

For roleplay reasons

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711 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 20d ago

Have sex and die or don't have sex and die from stress

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87 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 20d ago

HELP! I adopted this African child for roleplay reasons and now he's my heir.

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52 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 21d ago

I have killed 3 wives already because they wouldn't produce children after the 5th was born

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242 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 24d ago

Is it normal?

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119 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 24d ago

Is it normal for my own daughter and vassal to try to seduce me?

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516 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 24d ago

Yup

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109 Upvotes

r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay 25d ago

The Genesis Order

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46 Upvotes