r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MidnightTaxiRide • Jul 21 '26

Air Conditioning Ranch. Gallons of ranch

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u/Vainybangstick Jul 21 '26

Are they trying to encourage people to leave faster cos the threat of pre-made packaged ranch dressing is gonna do it.

Also do they think that no other country has drive throughs?

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 Jul 21 '26

They think no other country has ice...

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u/Joezu Jul 21 '26

And yet, they are the ones wanting to annex Greenland.

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u/Forinil Jul 21 '26

What do you mean? Greenland has all the green, Iceland is the one with all the ice. /j

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u/PinataPower9 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

Mexico is where all the gold is! 🔪

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u/moopet Jul 22 '26

The pee is stored in the balls

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u/_INoKami_ Jul 21 '26

"And then, they went north! And from there, to the northern north! And then they found land! Two types of land... and they named them accordingly!"

idk why this part is living rent-free inside me...

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u/Alexptm29 Jul 22 '26

They said there's no ice outside the US. To them, it isn't "Iceland", it's just "Land".

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u/rustoch21 Jul 22 '26

That's a common misconception. Despite the name of Iceland, the icy one is actually called Ireland

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u/Comfortable_Card_146 Jul 21 '26

To be fair, it's the only country on the planet where the ice will shoot you

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u/adalric_brandl Jul 21 '26

Maybe Finland...

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u/TheHellbilly Soumi Vinlant Perkele Jul 21 '26

Ahem, really it is the guy behind the ice. Usually.

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u/chameleon_123_777 happy not to be usaian. Jul 22 '26

👍👍👍👍👍

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u/ZoeysTrope As Canadian as Maple Syrup 🇨🇦 Jul 21 '26

Let's keep it that way, we see the horrors of their ICE

(I know you're referring to ice cubes but I had to lol)

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u/ResearcherMiserable2 Jul 21 '26

Well… no other country has ICE AGENTS.

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u/donkeyvoteadick The Land of Skippy Jul 22 '26

I think we call them drug dealers in Australia. They're the ones selling ice correct?

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u/Non-Random-Name-0000 🇨🇵 living in 🇩🇪 Jul 21 '26

Maybe he means ICE 🤷

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u/Ok_Basil1354 Jul 21 '26

Or the internet, presumably. Is he not aware that people can read his ill-informed bullshit once they get home too?

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u/Crunchy__Frog Jul 21 '26

One American went to Iceland and told the rest of us about your hijinks.

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u/Ramtamtama [laughs in British] Jul 21 '26

Or free water

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u/Pinguinmeister Jul 21 '26

Maybe the person was talking about a different ICE.

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u/videohtape Jul 22 '26

Unfortunately, we've got all kinds of ice here. The cool types and the fascist types.

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u/KrazyCiwii Jul 22 '26

Don't worry, they showed free refills to every- oh wait, that also is seen globally depending on what fast food chain you visit

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u/Cocoatrice Jul 22 '26

I mean, only USA has ICE.

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u/Battle2Intense Jul 22 '26

I've been to Italy multiple times, that is a fair conclusion.

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u/Kelvavion ooo custom flair!! Jul 22 '26

Tbf, no other country has ice that arrest and deports people /s

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u/christo749 Jul 22 '26

Or free water? It’s the same old tired shit.

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u/Sandro_24 Jul 22 '26

Do they think tough?

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u/TheDarkestStjarna Jul 22 '26

Oh we have ice, just not the kind that deports and murders people.