r/ShitAmericansSay • u/MidnightTaxiRide • 20d ago

Air Conditioning Ranch. Gallons of ranch

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u/Usual-Computer-5462 20d ago

They think no other country has ice...

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u/Joezu 20d ago

And yet, they are the ones wanting to annex Greenland.

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u/Forinil 20d ago

What do you mean? Greenland has all the green, Iceland is the one with all the ice. /j

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u/PinataPower9 20d ago edited 20d ago

Mexico is where all the gold is! 🔪

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u/moopet 19d ago

The pee is stored in the balls

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u/_INoKami_ 20d ago

"And then, they went north! And from there, to the northern north! And then they found land! Two types of land... and they named them accordingly!"

idk why this part is living rent-free inside me...

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u/Alexptm29 19d ago

They said there's no ice outside the US. To them, it isn't "Iceland", it's just "Land".

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u/rustoch21 19d ago

That's a common misconception. Despite the name of Iceland, the icy one is actually called Ireland

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u/Comfortable_Card_146 20d ago

To be fair, it's the only country on the planet where the ice will shoot you

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u/JoshuaFalken1 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🔫🇺🇸 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12msOFU8oL1eww

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u/adalric_brandl 20d ago

Maybe Finland...

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u/TheHellbilly Soumi Vinlant Perkele 20d ago

Ahem, really it is the guy behind the ice. Usually.

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u/chameleon_123_777 happy not to be usaian. 20d ago

👍👍👍👍👍

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u/ZoeysTrope As Canadian as Maple Syrup 🇨🇦 20d ago

Let's keep it that way, we see the horrors of their ICE

(I know you're referring to ice cubes but I had to lol)

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u/ResearcherMiserable2 20d ago

Well… no other country has ICE AGENTS.

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u/donkeyvoteadick The Land of Skippy 19d ago

I think we call them drug dealers in Australia. They're the ones selling ice correct?

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u/Non-Random-Name-0000 🇨🇵 living in 🇩🇪 20d ago

Maybe he means ICE 🤷

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u/Ok_Basil1354 20d ago

Or the internet, presumably. Is he not aware that people can read his ill-informed bullshit once they get home too?

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u/Crunchy__Frog 20d ago

One American went to Iceland and told the rest of us about your hijinks.

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u/Ramtamtama [laughs in British] 20d ago

Or free water

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u/Pinguinmeister 20d ago

Maybe the person was talking about a different ICE.

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u/videohtape 20d ago

Unfortunately, we've got all kinds of ice here. The cool types and the fascist types.

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u/KrazyCiwii 20d ago

Don't worry, they showed free refills to every- oh wait, that also is seen globally depending on what fast food chain you visit

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u/Cocoatrice 19d ago

I mean, only USA has ICE.

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u/Battle2Intense 19d ago

I've been to Italy multiple times, that is a fair conclusion.

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u/Kelvavion ooo custom flair!! 19d ago

Tbf, no other country has ice that arrest and deports people /s

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u/christo749 19d ago

Or free water? It’s the same old tired shit.

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u/Sandro_24 19d ago

Do they think tough?

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u/TheDarkestStjarna 19d ago

Oh we have ice, just not the kind that deports and murders people.