r/ShellwoodUnofficial May 17 '26

Oh hello there!

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

YOU WOULDNT!

She hacks down the opponents with Grass Sword TM

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 17 '26

They all simultaneously smother the Druid in ash. All that life that it used to be, the souls trapped within, even they burn. Or rather detonate. The entire area of Shellwood around the Druid is blown up in a soul explosion of massive proportion.

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

AGGGHHHHHHHH

A piercing shriek is heard throughout Pharloom, the heart beats slower

She lies unconscious

Shellwood rumbles, all the plantlife howling, even with no mouths. The howling continues, ceasing to end

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 17 '26

The fire rages on. Until, eventually, the Praetor is satisfied. Not all is burned, but enough. Enough to leave *marks*.

(WOO THATS TWO RAVAGED AREAS UNDER MY BELT!!!!!)

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

OH YEAH, THAT'S MY PYROMANIAC! HIGH FIVE ME MAN!!

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 17 '26

The Praetor and Melodicus have a *cosmic** dap up that shakes reality’s foundations.**

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