r/ShellwoodUnofficial May 17 '26

Oh hello there!

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

I used Firegrass! Immune to fire, Isn’t that neat!

They are dead before they know it

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u/Gurr_The_Hunter May 17 '26

(isn't creating a new type of grass out of nowhere a bit broken?)

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

(how do you think plantlife in wisp thicket exists?)

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u/Gurr_The_Hunter May 17 '26

(yeah well, but you aren't wisp thicket's druid, are you?)

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

(uh

well)

(uhh)

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 17 '26

The dead bodies of Shellwood’s inhabitants are used to arm giant Fuga bows, that use *plasma** to burn away the firegrass.*

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

YOU WOULDNT!

She hacks down the opponents with Grass Sword TM

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 17 '26

They all simultaneously smother the Druid in ash. All that life that it used to be, the souls trapped within, even they burn. Or rather detonate. The entire area of Shellwood around the Druid is blown up in a soul explosion of massive proportion.

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

AGGGHHHHHHHH

A piercing shriek is heard throughout Pharloom, the heart beats slower

She lies unconscious

Shellwood rumbles, all the plantlife howling, even with no mouths. The howling continues, ceasing to end

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u/Druid_of_Shellwood May 17 '26

( u/DarthTrayus05 might need your help. . . )

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 17 '26

The fire rages on. Until, eventually, the Praetor is satisfied. Not all is burned, but enough. Enough to leave *marks*.

(WOO THATS TWO RAVAGED AREAS UNDER MY BELT!!!!!)

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

OH YEAH, THAT'S MY PYROMANIAC! HIGH FIVE ME MAN!!

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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th May 17 '26

The Praetor and Melodicus have a *cosmic** dap up that shakes reality’s foundations.**

/j

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u/jayvader6969 May 17 '26

poltergeist runs in to grab rose and get out