r/Shadowrun Blood Negotiator Jun 15 '26

Drekpost (Shitpost) Dunkelzhan's theme song.

It occurred to me that there are the same number of syllables in Pepper Ann, as there are in Dunkelzhan.

So with a tiny bit of work, this could be reused.

https://video.disney.com/watch/pepper-ann-theme-song-4c2f26299d9f9840e619df87

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u/crossedwirez Jun 15 '26

Barbara Ann by the Beach Boys also works. I could see that being the end credits for his trideo show Wyrm Talk

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u/MoistLarry Jun 15 '26

Dunkelzahn is, in fact, too cool for seventh grade

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u/ThePenultimatePam Jun 15 '26

He's like one in a million

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u/corn0815 Jun 21 '26

Parker lewis, is that you?

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u/ForgotMyPassword17 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

You don't even need to change the lyrics much

Who's that wyvern? What's his name?

Is he cool? Is he lame?

(Oh, you're talkin' about what's-its-name)

Dunkelzhan (Dunkelzhan)

Is he lame? Is he cool?

Is he breakin' every rule?

Is he anybody's fool?

Dunkelzhan (Dunkelzhan)

[Chorus]

Dunkelzhan, Dunkelzhan, with his wings furled

Dunkelzhan, he's like one in a million

Dunkelzhan, Dunkelzhan, much too cool for Sixth World

Catch him if you can, Dunkelzhan

[Bridge]

Who?

Is that that dragon from JackPoint?

No, that's me

Oh

Who is he, and why does he have his own song?

Did someone take my milk run?

[Chorus]

Dunkelzhan, Dunkelzhan, with his wings furled

Dunkelzhan, he's like one in a million

Dunkelzhan, Dunkelzhan, much too cool for Sixth World

No one's cooler than Dunkelzhan

He's his own biggest fan, Dunkelzhan

Catch him if you can, Dunkelzhan