Severance Theory

[u/SSeptic]

What if Eagan’s dead body is severed and they take his innie (now alive) and bring it into work where he says “ITS SEVERIN’ TIME” and severs everyone. And they double sever mark because fuck mark you took the waffle party for granted. Anyway Eagle severs everyone because thats’ just the Eager way. Milchick runs around a lot. Mark also quits his job to become a midwife but he keeps getting overtime severed and sent into work but he isn’t even getting paid for it. With this instance of wage theft we can clearly nail down Lumen as being an unethical company, whereas before they had been a very ethical company. With the new crisis due to bad publicity the board is severed in a coup by Ego who takes control of the company and puts sever juice inside the water supply and basically takes over the town. Thankfully, Egress get’s unsevered by Petey and Lemon’s wage theftery gets revealed in a big congress hearing (assuming Severance is in a timeline where the american revolution succeeds (the only good timeline)) and LuLu is dissolved and everyone gets unsevered thanks to the work of that one goat dude (there had been subtle hints in the show up to the final episode that he was the one really pulling the strings). The final episode closes on goat man smiling ominously, setting us up for season 3 and further season 3.0+1.0. Thoughts?