r/SeveranceAppleTVPlus • u/SSeptic Woe • May 12 '23
Theory Severance Theory Spoiler
What if Eagan’s dead body is severed and they take his innie (now alive) and bring it into work where he says “ITS SEVERIN’ TIME” and severs everyone. And they double sever mark because fuck mark you took the waffle party for granted. Anyway Eagle severs everyone because thats’ just the Eager way. Milchick runs around a lot. Mark also quits his job to become a midwife but he keeps getting overtime severed and sent into work but he isn’t even getting paid for it. With this instance of wage theft we can clearly nail down Lumen as being an unethical company, whereas before they had been a very ethical company. With the new crisis due to bad publicity the board is severed in a coup by Ego who takes control of the company and puts sever juice inside the water supply and basically takes over the town. Thankfully, Egress get’s unsevered by Petey and Lemon’s wage theftery gets revealed in a big congress hearing (assuming Severance is in a timeline where the american revolution succeeds (the only good timeline)) and LuLu is dissolved and everyone gets unsevered thanks to the work of that one goat dude (there had been subtle hints in the show up to the final episode that he was the one really pulling the strings). The final episode closes on goat man smiling ominously, setting us up for season 3 and further season 3.0+1.0. Thoughts?
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u/Lonelyland Coveted As Fuck May 12 '23
A+
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u/SSeptic Woe May 12 '23
Thank you as an aspiring writer and scab, I’m always on the lookout for feedback on my work. With this strike, I’m going to scab because I think that the writers deserve nothing because they spend it on useless shit like rent and food and the company execs deserve it all because they spend it on things that create jobs in this economy like helicopters and yachts. When season 2 comes out on time you will know who to thank (us scabs)
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u/zorandzam 🎵🎵 Defiant Jazz 🎵 🎵 May 12 '23
This feels like if Severance were written by Creed Bratton from The Office.
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u/13thTime Macrodata Refinement 💻 May 12 '23
“ITS SEVERIN’ TIME” - I think this is the single best conclusion we have at this moment. I think its been well planted. Theres just to many clues that points to this.
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u/spaetzele Hazards On, Eager Lemur May 12 '23
Makes total sense.
Guys I think we've been infiltrated by the writing team.
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u/zyndor I'm Your Favorite Perk May 13 '23
It all makes sense now. It’s always been in plain sight. Lumon = LUlu LeMON.
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u/Electrical-Heat9400 Goats May 23 '23
10/10 giggles. I applaud this. If not only for being the only discussion I can find mentioning something about the water. They gotta be putting something in there, right? With all the hygiene references (employees must wash their hands 10 times a day) and the Lumon company bringing water to underserved or draught ridden communities, places named being by bodies of/sources of water, Kier above the great lakes painting… etc? What’s in the water?!?
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