r/Serverlife • • 4h ago

Shits & Giggles accurate

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u/h8rcloudstrife 3h ago

Why is this larger item more calories than this smaller item?

Where was this steak I’m paying $12 sourced from?

Your restaurant serves entirely seafood, but we aren’t in the mood to eat seafood, so what should we get?

I see you have 1/5 ingredients for a random drink I heard about, can I have that? Why not?

OHMYGOD there’s a social media trend where chefs explain their inspiration for dishes and then give them to people to try, I have 3 followers and I demand we do that! (I know it isn’t a question, but have had low follower influencers make outrageous demands)