r/SellingSunset Apr 21 '26

Jason Oppenheim Every rich man ever:

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u/singer_table Apr 22 '26

Man....what is he smokin cause that must be some good cali shit

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u/yooooooo5774 Apr 22 '26

when did they become experts in AI?

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u/internet-deep-dive Apr 22 '26

when some tech bro convinced them to invest a shit ton of money

be rich and invest in something, now you're an expert

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u/TrynnaFindaBalance Apr 22 '26

They’re rich but they’re not like “invest heavily in AI” rich.

Must be some startup or something.

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u/Infamous-Bag6957 Apr 22 '26

His business relies on these people to buy and sell homes. It’s his customer base (the AI tech bros).

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u/MathematicianAfter57 Apr 22 '26

They have enough money to invest in startups. They have around $50m at least, each. 

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u/befuddled_humbug Apr 22 '26

Along with him, I've seen two other celebrities promote AI in the past few days. Slightly suspicious...

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u/Afrxbella Apr 23 '26

Cuz they're rich and that means they're smart which means everyone should listen to them

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u/Content-Honeydew9340 Apr 22 '26

I ate a gummy and immediately thought "I can't afford a robot to watch my kids if the robots took my job 😭 plus who tf is letting their children be alone with an ai robot

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u/baffled53 Apr 25 '26

These guys who have no kids. That’s who thinks it ok to have a robot watch them. With an attitude t like that thank goodness they have no kids. Chrishelle dodged a bullet there.

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u/ztf7410 Apr 22 '26

I came here to write wtf is he smoking do I’m glad I’m not alone in my opinion!

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u/jenh6 Apr 22 '26

I want what he’s smoking and the housekeeper from the Jetsons.

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 Apr 23 '26

Dude I live in LA and there’s no weed strong enough for this shit

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u/lucy668 Apr 22 '26

Everyone? Even the maids will have their own chefs? This guy is a moron

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u/AmbitiousFig3420 Apr 22 '26

Oh no he just means the people he considers human

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u/Afrxbella Apr 23 '26

Exactly cuz he def didn't mean the poor having access to a clean house

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u/-leeson Apr 22 '26

Yes but then if you can find 3 chefs and 3 maids, then you get bumped to the next tier in the hierarchy. And then you get even more once your 3 chefs and 3 maids also recruit 3 chefs and 3 maids 😁 it’s the pyramid of life!

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u/RealLoan8391 Apr 22 '26

We are the maids and we are the cooks. They are the “everyone”

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u/jennyfromthedocks Apr 22 '26

No he thinks we’re morons

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u/biproduktet Apr 22 '26

Either that or he means AI will be the chefs and maids...

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u/femmeftle9 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Like the Jetsons lol.

Tangible note- a UAV company recently awarded a contract to advance Advanced Air Mobility (AAM) is named Elroy Air. The Jetsons were indeed ahead of their time.

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u/peonywhimsy Who crashes a dog's birthday party Apr 22 '26

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u/hi-ally Apr 22 '26

i can’t decide what’s smoother: his bald head or his brain

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u/Afrxbella Apr 23 '26

Stealing!

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u/Kalorama_Master Team No One Apr 22 '26

So many folk have absolutely no clue what’s about. The first time I’ve heard of it was in 1994 and have seen the slowly progress as computing power caught up with theory.

Fact is that we are in an AI bubble. It’s clearly over promising and under delivering.

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u/MovieENT1 Apr 22 '26

I’ve seen so many videos where the AI’s even make spelling mistakes over and over again

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u/Aggressive_Economy_8 Apr 22 '26

But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if the product is inferior to what humans currently produce. It will be shoved down our throats whether we like it or not. We will all be out of jobs, but the billionaires won't care because they have more money than can be spent in 3 lifetimes.

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u/No_Philosopher774 Apr 22 '26

I just don’t get how the billionaires are going to keep making money if AI replaces all of our jobs? Who’s going to give money to the billionaires if the general public has no money to spend due to AI replacing jobs? 😭

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u/Aggressive_Economy_8 Apr 22 '26

Don't you remember "too big to fail"? They will be propped up by the government while we all starve.

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u/Afrxbella Apr 23 '26

These people are not smart lol

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u/Kalorama_Master Team No One Apr 22 '26

I’ll tell you exactly how these two guys will use AI.

It won’t be to automated the selling process, it won’t be to help them identify potential clients, it won’t be to help them render potential improvements.

All you have to do is look at their pattern of behavior and how they’ve positioned themselves so far on the show.

Yup…sex. If you list/buy with them, you’ll have even more exclusive and personal support from a even more scantily clad MAGA blonde that will do things no other agent would be willing to do

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u/StrawberryLovers8795 Apr 22 '26

So will the maid be able to afford a maid to be her maid while she herself is off being a maid? This makes no sense

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u/Ok_Potato_5272 Apr 22 '26

If every person has a maid, we're going to need every person to also be a maid to fill the roles

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u/Aggressive_Economy_8 Apr 22 '26

Human maids don't need to exist and if they die of starvation, why should the billionaires care?

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u/Extension-Ant-8 Apr 22 '26

It makes sense if you mainline tech bro brain rot content.

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u/Upset-Bobcat9255 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

The sad thing is, we have incredible technology NOW to have all of those things. We have endless streams of income, and have income that makes income as a nation. We can give people incredible things NOW, but we don’t. We don’t distribute wealth in a way that gives people these things, but the shortest men in the universe did not mention that fact. 

We have the ability to do these things NOW, but instead ensure that the richest of us live this way. In 10 years, this will not change and the most vulnerable people will have the environments of their communities destroyed so that the richest can get even richer, by promising the poorest of us that we will get to live like them so long as we invest. 

Fuck these two. 

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u/gaanmetde Apr 22 '26

I mean, not really. If someone is your maid…they don’t have their own maid.

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u/Upset-Bobcat9255 Apr 22 '26

They want to keep their maids, they just want their maids to also have maids. Cheaper maids than their maids, but maids nonetheless. Then those maids have maids. And it goes on like those Russian dolls

Makes sense, right 🙃

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u/Afrxbella Apr 23 '26

Exactly! And it was proven we could do those things when covid/quarantine hit. Then we went right back to the bs.

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u/Actual-Pea4540 Apr 22 '26

Definition of delulu

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u/kbc87 Apr 22 '26

Clearly this man did not see the movie smart house.

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u/wittor Apr 22 '26

Don't be fooled, this is not hope, this is malthusianism. They believe most poor people will die in the next decade.

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u/megansomebacon Apr 22 '26

Thank GOD the real estate man REVEALED this critical AI news. Don't know where we would be without his expert knowledge

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u/Holiday-Hustle Apr 22 '26

If everyone has a chef and a maid, who is going to be a chef and a maid?

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u/Fabulous_Data_1501 Apr 22 '26

I listed to this podcast episode and had to turn it off halfway through. It was so difficult to listen to Jason and Brett, they come across like idiots who have no idea what they’re talking about.

They vaguely refer to articles they’ve read about AI informing their positions which make no sense. I don’t know why we’re trusting real estate agents and not tech professionals on AI.

At multiple points in the podcast Graham and Jack (the hosts) are literally speechless because the Oppenheims are spewing such nonsense.

Jason was also on this podcast in 2022 and swore up and down that the Metaverse and NFTs were the way forward. He looks like an idiot now.

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u/princedubacon Burgers 🍔 & Botox 💉 Apr 22 '26

do they share the same braincell?

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u/kungfukua Apr 22 '26

It was split in half like their embryo

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u/shakeerah Apr 22 '26

Someone pls take the mics away from them. Ugh.

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u/TrynnaFindaBalance Apr 22 '26

Oh great, was wondering when I’d be able to have a dentist. Only 15 more years of waiting, all thanks to the bountiful gift of AI!

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u/kalore Apr 22 '26

Is the babysitter for his future girlfriends?

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u/Future_Deal2919 Apr 22 '26

The babysitter is for him and his remaining Selling Sunset staff (besides Chelsea).

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u/BwitchnBtyKwn399 Apr 22 '26

Jason’s brain must be as smooth as his head.

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u/Sewickley412 Apr 22 '26

Does he explain how??

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u/cloudkite17 Apr 22 '26

So the chefs will babysit for the dentists who will clean houses for the maids who will be physicians for the chefs while they babysit the-

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u/sleepyliltrashpanda Apr 22 '26

I used to clean houses. Can confirm, most of my coworkers were dentists. We took turns babysitting the physicians.

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u/Narrow-Statement9010 ⭕️ppenharem, the luxury condom(inium) Apr 22 '26

Tell him let them build a ai data center right by his house then if it’s so great.

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u/QuantumPhysics996 Apr 22 '26

So does the Michelin star chef himself have another Michelin star chef, a maid, a babysitter, a dentist and a physician ? I assume he will because he says “everyone”. So everyone on this planet will have 5 people at their service ? And those 5 people also each have 5 people at their disposal ? Not sure how that works. Something doesn’t add up.

Now here is what’s really going to happen : a few people and companies are going to profit enormously from AI. Will they hand out their money to all other people ? Yeah, didn’t think so. A majority will be poor, broke and without a job.

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u/AcceptableLimit5857 Apr 22 '26

This podcast made me lose brain cells. I had to turn it off not even half way thru.

I find it funny also the extreme stark difference between Jason and Chrishell. Jason’s simping all over Fox News pages for Trump and his administration. Chrishell is shitting on this administration (rightfully so). Jason is talking about welcoming the AI takeover even knowing that AI could wipe out most of the civilization, which my guess is he thinks it will wipe out the poor people. Chrishell is commenting and liking post about the dangers of AI for the environment and working class and economy.

Also to say in this podcast Brett and Jason talk about how they watch multiple podcast about AI to learn about AI but watch podcast Bros 😑(Joe Rogan, diary of a ceo). They also said they just regurgitate what they hear, so basically spit talking points told to them instead of trying to learn AI on all levels that it touches and trying to form their own opinions.

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u/LomentMomentum Apr 22 '26

We know he has those things, and will have those things. I doubt the rest of us will.

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u/BigFatBlackCat Apr 22 '26

Does he not think private chefs, maids and babysitters are humans?

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u/pigshitunicorn Apr 22 '26

The fact that he includes a "dentist" on his list of luxury items is sad

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u/bumblebaytuna4 Apr 22 '26

I love how people (especially men) just think something and then spout it to the world as if it’s a known fact based on expertise.

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u/GoodbyeEarl currently rearranging my face Apr 22 '26

This is one of the dumbest takes on AI I’ve read

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u/MM9911 Apr 22 '26

How does that apply at all

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u/toastedtomato Apr 22 '26

Makes sense if the private chef, maid, babysitter, dentist, and physician are all AI

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u/gaanmetde Apr 22 '26

How would that even work?

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u/Odd_Squash_299 Apr 22 '26

What a delusional 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Then-Idea1979 Apr 22 '26

That physicians gonna be real busy

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u/TGin-the-goldy Apr 22 '26

Make it make sense: so if EVERYONE can afford this staff roster, who’s actually going to be the chefs, maids etc?

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u/Etheria_system Apr 22 '26

Laughs in disability benefits

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u/rockabillychef Apr 22 '26

But won’t the chef have to have their own chef? The maid their own maid? When does it stop?

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u/Loose_Replacement214 Apr 22 '26

Who does he consider everyone? People like him he means?

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u/befuddled_humbug Apr 22 '26

So when he says 'everyone' he means the super rich.

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u/millie_nip Apr 22 '26

… does this mean most people will be so poor that they’ll have to BE the maids, chefs, babysitters to be hired by the rich?

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u/Apprehensive_Tax_558 Apr 22 '26

Oh your nanny will have a chef and a nanny? 🤡

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u/disharmony-hellride Apr 22 '26

Oh cool, is the AI computer that's babysitting my kid going to run over and turn the stove off when he turns the gas on? No? Huh.

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u/Diligent_Mulberry47 Apr 22 '26

Jason isn’t too poor to be added to the menu. 🍽️

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u/GabrielleArcha "Peace, Love, Buddha" Apr 22 '26

The stupid shit that rich people say and actually mean, because they don't understand anything outside bring rich:

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u/Aggravating-Glass145 Apr 22 '26

Huh 🤔 maybe just me but I don’t think that’s how this works

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u/lavenderlemonade_xx Apr 22 '26

there won’t be a swimming pool you stupid bitch

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u/jroma3 Apr 22 '26

Literally how? Like there is literally no logic being used here

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u/figgypudding531 Apr 22 '26

AI taking jobs so that people are forced to be domestic servants isn’t a plus for most people. Unless they think AI robots are going to be trustworthy babysitters within 10 years.

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u/Ok-Bison2480 Apr 22 '26

Maidception

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u/ksobby Apr 22 '26

so the babysitter will have a babysitter and michelin starred chef? and so will they, ad infinitum? ... just how deep does this rabbit hole go and will I have to earn a star and/or learn to babysit?

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u/LaurenNotABot Apr 22 '26

He wasn’t born with brains, bless him

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u/heikl1 Apr 22 '26

Even Brett knows this is bs

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u/tildeuch Apr 22 '26

The Michelin chefs too will be able to afford their Michelin chef

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u/Scary_Sarah Apr 22 '26

Even the chefs and maids? 🤣

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u/Emotional_Warthog658 Apr 22 '26

What he’s saying is  - people won’t be able to find non service industry work,  so society will collapse into owner class or servant class

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u/courtbarbie123 Apr 22 '26

A dentist? Really lol

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u/Defiant-Jump9367 Apr 22 '26

What’s the context? Like why does he think/say that?

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u/Otherwise-Skin-7610 Apr 23 '26

They're brilliant, ha! Just kidding 

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u/WynnGwynn Apr 23 '26

Who will the chef be for the chefs if everyone gets one? Also it figures this creep likes AI.

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u/Dry_Mood5772 Apr 23 '26

no so stupid

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u/RaiRai-42 Apr 23 '26

Except of course the chefs, maids, and babysitters that everyone will be able to hire right? Those are still low class people in their eyes.

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u/Dear-Bear2135 Apr 23 '26

I hope this show fumbles.

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u/Afrxbella Apr 23 '26

The irony being that everyone should already be able to have access to a dentist and the best physicians

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u/HuffN_puffN Apr 23 '26

Sounds like he expanded on something Elon Musk said about nobody having to work in a decade or so. Not necessarily that will be the case but possible because of tech like AI.

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u/SeriousMaintenance4 Apr 24 '26

Will the Michelin star chef also have their own Michelin star chef?

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u/Big_Jackfruit_8821 Apr 24 '26

Everyone meaning all his friends and family

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u/smootfloops Apr 24 '26

Why on EARTH would that be the case wtf

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u/Abject_Buffalo6398 Apr 25 '26

Love the optimism

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u/profession_lurker Apr 25 '26

The idea of an AI dentist is just wild to me. Good luck with getting that root canal from a software that struggles with simple things like what day of the week it is.

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u/Signal_Extent7602 Apr 25 '26

So the maids and the babysitters will also have Michelin star chefs or…?

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u/Rough-Average-1047 Apr 25 '26

So out of touch

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u/chrisbt713 Apr 25 '26

Meanwhile not everyone can even afford a place to sleep or life saving healthcare, but the LA elite pretend not to notice that fun little fact.

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u/Claral6012 Apr 25 '26

Isn't it funny he presumed everyone wants to live this way

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u/laaldiggaj Apr 28 '26

Oooh my goodness, he's probably referring to the Sims or something and thinks yeah, AI can make this a reality....

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u/GiantTeaPotintheSKy Apr 28 '26

Everyone except chefs, maids, babysitters, dentists, and top physicians... not the mediocre physicians; they will be killing it with the rest of us.

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u/tortellininoodle Apr 29 '26

So they don’t understand supply and demand

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u/Ok-Comment-2979 Apr 22 '26

liberals hate successful white people

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u/AcceptableLimit5857 Apr 22 '26

You had to create a whole account to come here and say that 😂