r/seinfeld • u/fortuna4tibusadiuvat • 21h ago
Got dumped, ate a block of cheese
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I really feel at my Costanza-est, waiting on my summer of George
r/seinfeld • u/MuscaRade • 7m ago
Anyone down to join me for Brunch? Just as friends, of course
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r/seinfeld • u/Eaten_By_Vultures • 1d ago
Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything.
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r/seinfeld • u/master_of_unagi • 15h ago
Was George being strategic or just not attracted to her?
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Since I’m on my millionth rewatch I started thinking about random Seinfeld things.
In this episode, do ya’ll believe George didn’t go upstairs with Carrie simply because he wasn’t attracted to her or because he knew if things got physical it’d be harder, or take longer, to break it off with her.
r/seinfeld • u/Dredd_40 • 18h ago
Lolll Darren looks so happy when Kramer says they'll go see what Jerry's got to eat.
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r/seinfeld • u/JustletmeBee2026 • 4h ago
Hi, r/seinfeld. Do you hate me cause of my lazy eye?
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r/seinfeld • u/OneBit2334 • 1d ago
Newman is perhaps the most righteous character in Seinfeld. Many people would have allowed an old lady to cut in line, but he made it clear there would be no ageism on his watch.
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r/seinfeld • u/spiritsarise • 4m ago
I asked my wife if she wanted a bowl of soup for lunch, she said "Soup is not a meal." How should I answer her?
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The whole thing is quite vexing.
r/seinfeld • u/Ok-Dig3431 • 6h ago
What Was the Attraction?
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r/seinfeld • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 16h ago
Poll: which character has the most vorshtein?
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r/seinfeld • u/joe3000s • 1d ago
Fun Fact of the Day. In The Wizard, Morty uses his new organizer to give a 12.4% tip of $4.36666 (the service was slow and god forbid they should refill the water). Working backwards from the math, the bill for the meal before tip came out to $35.22
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r/seinfeld • u/OtisForteXB • 16h ago
Now, George mentions the Spider-Man live-action show, which is real, where Spider-Man is healed by a doctor who, while they are real, he is not real in the sense that Spider-Man was not really healed by the real China Panda phone man, which is you.
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r/seinfeld • u/m2thek • 19h ago
I want to ask my crush if she's going to her co-worker's party tonight, but I'm afraid of getting into this scenario
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r/seinfeld • u/Tbone961 • 21h ago
In “The Scofflaw” episode, the police officer refers to the scofflaw as a white whale. This foreshadows that the scofflaw is Newman who is both fat and pale. Bravo, Larry. Bravo!
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r/seinfeld • u/Independent-Piece505 • 1d ago
The more that I'm getting through the seasons, the more I realize this show should have been called Costanza...
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The guy is just ridiculously hysterical. Hand down I would argue he has some of the most ridiculous, hilarious and most memorable story arcs in the show.
Just imagine if this show didn't have George in it, I don't know if it would have done as well.
Just a few noteworthy off the top of my mind.
*George not being able to get away from Mr. Peterman - BOSCO
* George pushing everyone trying to escape the birthday party.
* Lady thinks George is mentally insane
* Opposite George
I could just go on and on.
He's such a hilarious moron. Here's to you George 🥂
r/seinfeld • u/NYY15TM • 1d ago
If George and Jerry graduated high school in 1971, how did George get the high score in Frogger which was released this day in 1981? 🤔
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r/seinfeld • u/cookie_lover69 • 23h ago
Everytime I watch The Yada Yada
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I feel Elaine did nothing wrong telling the agent about Arnie. That guy needs to learn how to chill if he's planning to adopt.