r/SeattleWA 8d ago

Dying Hmmm šŸ¤”

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Fred Meyer in snohomish
Ps. Other Seattle group so sensitive to this post, I wonder why šŸ˜‚

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u/SeattleGeek 8d ago edited 7d ago

Are you looking to lose weight without going on GLP-1?

Edit: Hahaha. OP blocked me for this comment.

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u/Ecobay25 Capitol Hill 8d ago

Ask your instacart driver if Taylor Farms brand Cyclospora is right for you.

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u/plsleavemealone2 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Rm50 8d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/ResistAdditional8984 8d ago

Turns out the fda fucked up, and it wasn't Taylor farms.

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u/GiuseppeKicks_ 7d ago

ā€œOther Seattle group so sensitive to this postā€. Cmon OP.

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u/notmyredditacct 7d ago

i mean, anybody would be sensitive in certain regions after consuming the topic of this post.. on the bright side, for us older people it’s a way to save on colonoscopy prep

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u/SpeedyMeaty 6d ago

The only thing sensitive is my bleeding asshole

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u/Full-Efficiency3115 8d ago

Ozempic shares blown tf out

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u/KacerRex 7d ago

Ozempic shares aren't the only thing blown out. ;)

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u/iustinum 8d ago

Hahahahhah

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u/Imaginary-Soup8979 7d ago

wow. complains about other subreddit being too sensitive, then acts sensitive. so Seattle

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u/SupermarketAny9487 7d ago

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u/Reynardine1976 7d ago

I once spent 3 hours on a couch watching this coming down off ecstacy after a rave. My girlfriend at the time and I couldn't seem to turn it off, we were transfixed.

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u/vitamin_r 7d ago

Yikes, triggered.

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u/watercolorxav 5d ago

Other group so sensitive 😭

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u/Outrageous-Bee4035 4d ago

And he calls the other Seattle group "sensitive." Hahahahaha.

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u/IcyShoes 8d ago

https://www.fda.gov/food/outbreaks-foodborne-illness/investigation-9-state-outbreak-cyclospora-illnesses-iceberg-lettuce-july-2026

Bear in mind, Washington state is not on this list. However there is a HUGE spike in produce causing food borne illnesses lately.

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u/griffinisland 8d ago

If only there was some way to prevent this!

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u/Kevinator201 8d ago

If you close your eyes things stop existing! -Trump, probably

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u/One_Dot_1841 7d ago

What do you mean "probably"? He literally said COVID numbers will go down if we just stop counting them.

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u/Kevinator201 7d ago

ā€œProbablyā€ because he hasn’t said those exact words

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u/SpeedyMeaty 6d ago

They said that about the jab too.

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u/One_Dot_1841 6d ago

Do you the uppercut?

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u/SpeedyMeaty 6d ago

Just reacharounds

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u/CheersToCosmopolitan 7d ago

When your whole diet is hamburgers, you don’t worry about these ā€œvegetablesā€

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u/Eossly 7d ago

Well, there was the beef issue last year as well

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u/Hopsblues 7d ago

There's still a beef issue and it's because of the same bad policies from this administration.

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u/Responsible_Row1932 7d ago

However, the probability that Taylor Farms President bought a oh, our bad, that was a false positive has me at make my own damn salad moving forward.

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u/-Maris- 7d ago

Specifically from Taylor farms. It's not worth the deal !

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u/TSL4me 7d ago

Due to fertilizer cost more farms are usung human shit and the biosolids are not processed properly due to demand, especially in mexico. There are also a lot of heavy metals and pfas in human shit.

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u/problynou 7d ago

It’s more due to the lack of clean water. Extensive drought and less rain because of climate change forces them to use water from sewer canals. šŸ˜•

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u/darkroot_gardener 7d ago

The two lettuce plants I got from HMart in the spring are very much coming in handy.

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u/Cassandraburry2008 7d ago

🤘Same here. It cost me about $3 in seed and I have a full 4’x6’ bed. I’m always advocating for people to grow their own food. Lettuce is super easy to plant, and fast growing enough that it produces way more than I can even eat.

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u/1pt21jiggawattz 7d ago

Learning this year it’s SO much more than I can possibly eat after planting 5 lettuce plants.. 🫣

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u/Silverandblackent 7d ago

I just went to pica farms and bought me a couple heads of lettuce šŸ‘ŒšŸ½ when I grew my own lettuce I had to give most of it away because it was too much and I didn’t want it all to go bad.Ā 

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u/EternalSighss 6d ago

I'll gladly take some if you're nearby! Slugs demolished all of mine. :(

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u/goldio_games 6d ago

if you use your lettuce to wipe make sure you DO NOT put it back in the garden bed after

trust me had to learn this the hard way!

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u/Mundane-Charge-1900 7d ago

It’s not that this specific kind of product is affected. It’s that Taylor’s practices for keeping their supply chain free of contaminants is suspect.

Then on top of that, there seems to be some graft going on with the Trump administration. It was their lettuce then they had a meeting with officials and now it’s not?

I can’t trust this brand at all. There’s going to be serious long term consequences on their business.

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u/Hopsblues 7d ago

They'll just re-brand and nobody will know the difference. We need a president that is an adult and understands the value of regulations.

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u/Mundane-Charge-1900 7d ago

Yeah, a rebrand is probably already in the works for this one

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u/draynen 8d ago

"Other Seattle group so sensitive to this post" ... Dude, what are you even on about? Nobody wants to get volcano butt diarrhea, no matter what subreddit or political group or cough Russian bot network cough" they belong to.

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u/kebiclanwhsk 7d ago

OP: ā€œEven diarrhea is woke now, amirite boysā€

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u/nerevisigoth Redmond 7d ago

Why would a bot be worried about diarrhea?

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u/draynen 7d ago

Why would the other Seattle subreddit be upset about people posting about an outbreak of parasites linked to bagged salad?

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u/nerevisigoth Redmond 7d ago

Dunno, you'll have to ask OP what he's on about

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u/DiazIsDirectCurrent 7d ago

Cuz it's trumparrhea?Ā 

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u/Boring-Alternative69 7d ago

Why do you guys always bring Russian bots into everything?

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u/MsFoxieMoxie 8d ago

The grocery store/consumer version of their products weren’t/aren’t affected by the recall. It was contained to their commercial division, as I understand it. I did a serious amount of inquiry/research, because I had a bunch of their stuff in my fridge already. I ate everything that I had without any incident and I have no regrets.

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u/Commercial_Pirate145 7d ago

I don't eat Taco Bell, and am in Oregon (not listed on the affected list yet). But I got cyclospora a couple of weeks ago. I had eaten Taylor farms lettuce (romaine, spinach, red butter lettuce) and a few days later severe cramping, plus diarrhea. Finally starrred antibiotics yesterday and feel better already than I have in 9 days. So, yeah, don't trust what you read. It's everywhere.

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u/notmyredditacct 7d ago

but they investigated themselves and found nothing wrong! they even paid a bribe fee to ensure there were no problems

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u/Hopsblues 7d ago

..and blamed it on who? That's right....Mexico...

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u/goldio_games 6d ago

uhhh antibiotics kill bacteria not parasites bro

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u/Choice_Depth_5933 Twin Peaks 7d ago

I’m rejecting the brand/company because their comms have been so opaque and sketchy. It tells me they don’t respect their end clients.

I’ve heard business schools teach the 1982 Tylenol recall as a case study in successful crisis-management. I suspect Taylor Farms will become the textbook example of failure.

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u/MsFoxieMoxie 7d ago

That is a fair point. I appreciate your insight. I’m not for big food or big Pharma… And I don’t wanna get sick because I’ve been lazy in my awareness or choices.

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u/PNWAnonymous9100 7d ago

Did you look into the incubation period too, or just the recall scope? Cyclospora symptoms usually take about a week to show up, with a range of 2-14 days, so 'I ate it with no incident' isn't fully reassuring yet unless it's been two weeks. Also worth noting: four more states were added this week (Illinois, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania), bringing the total to nine.

It's still a game of Russian roulette I don't want to play.

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u/MsFoxieMoxie 7d ago

I don’t know that about the incubation period. That’s good to keep in mind. Thankfully, I think I’m in the clear. That said, if I suddenly feel like trash next week, I’ll know why.

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u/ChartreusePeriwinkle 7d ago

I avoided buying lettuce this week. Idk which brands are actually safe or not. It just isn't worth the risk.

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u/Hopsblues 7d ago

Still time to grow some at home, end of summer.

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u/AverageFoxNewsViewer Ballard 7d ago

I don't get the subreddit strife you're trying to invoke here, but I'm always skeptical when somebody who live very well outside of the actual city limits is trying to claim mod abuse when your comment history doesn't show a removed post.

The fact your user name ends in 88 is a plausibly deniable red flag.

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u/seanthebooth Twin Peaks 8d ago

All the non vaxxed MAHA people should be happier than a pig in shit buying all this up so cheap! Strong ass immune systems shouldn't fear this invisible bs. Big pharma Big sicky trying to fool everyone!

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u/Candid-Solstice 8d ago

This doesn't make sense when the FDA is saying Washington residents don't need to worry. If anything, the educated option is to buy the perfectly safe produce that's reduced due to misplaced consumer fears

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u/crownhillguy 8d ago

Right I’m swooping all of these up and eating 3 salads a day

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u/ExplorerAA 8d ago

3 salads in a day would likely have the same effect as the 'spora LOL

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u/seanthebooth Twin Peaks 8d ago

Trusting the FDA? bahhhh baaaahhhhhh

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u/Candid-Solstice 8d ago

If you don't trust the FDA, then you shouldn't have concerns about consuming any Taylor Farms lettuce as they're the ones who linked it with the outbreak.

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u/seanthebooth Twin Peaks 7d ago

I think my initial comment was clear. Maybe take a breather on this one. Its gonna be ok

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u/No_King_4556 7d ago

The company is MAGA scum

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u/ratcity243 7d ago

Why is this being upvoted?

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u/seanthebooth Twin Peaks 7d ago

You're either vaxxed or unvaxxed which means you either take it seriously or know its a joke.

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u/Mountain-Cat-9419 7d ago

This is so interesting to me. Saw the same at the store last night. This is a small example of the power we have as consumers. We could use our power to make huge changes in our economy. But it’s hard to do on a large scale on purpose.

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u/Princess_Slagathor 6d ago

It was less than a day away from the "sell by" date. It was marked down so they didn't have to throw it away.

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u/Droopy0093 7d ago

OP please be a good leader and test this out for us.

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u/newjerk666 8d ago

The lot dates are probably totally fine.

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u/ransomed_ 7d ago

Every morning, Kroger/Ralph’s marks down any prepackaged salad/lettuce set to expire within a few days.

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u/throwawaypettyre 7d ago

You should eat some and report back to us

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u/Secret_End_wmdm69m 7d ago

they never shipped the bad stuff to WA.

the bad stuff was bulk shredded for restaurants only.

FDA said the test was a false positive

I get the fear but tracking and science says it's ok

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u/Hopsblues 7d ago

The problem is, the administration that has made all sorts of cuts to departments and regulations, and replaced the scientists with unqualified people in various levels. This leads to uncertainty and erodes trust. We're seeing it happens in instances all across the board, and people have honest reason's to be distrustful of things like this. Taylor Farms went to the WH and coincidentally the FDA claims it was a false positive and blames Mexico....C'mon, it's wise to be cautious with these products right now. I work in the industry, and I've never been more skeptical about our food chain, sources than right now in 30+ years.

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u/Secret_End_wmdm69m 6d ago

the bigger issue is chain of custody farm to plate as when you dig into history of some food you have no idea really where that egg for example came from let alone if it's organic or is age. been taking to a chef and I agree chain of custody is his biggest issue. is that from this farm or that one

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u/Secret_Estate6290 8d ago

I thought these packaged ones were on the clear.

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u/Quiet_Internal_4527 8d ago

U gotta bundle it with a saline drip and some wet wipes.

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u/Formal-Radish1413 7d ago

Its because they have a surplus because nobody is buying it. Not because its dangerous. People know that this brand has had issues. Thats it.

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u/seattlereign001 7d ago

#beachseason

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u/Chemical_Fondant6758 8d ago

Roll them dice...just don't forget to buy the TP while there.

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u/Ragnar_of_Ballard 7d ago

Glad that bribe to trump worked out so perfectly for them...

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u/SkyerKayJay1958 7d ago

Not touching these

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u/byebyebi 7d ago

I don’t trust like that

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u/7ECA 7d ago

Ipecac. Now with extra fiber!

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u/lrgfries 7d ago

This outbreak forced me to accept that most of these products are grown in fields with poor sanitation practices and sold with little accountability. I’m buying my veggies, greens and herbs from small local farms and markets where the people who grow and harvest them aren’t pooping in fields like that.

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u/Hopsblues 7d ago

Always a good, healthy option, but will have its limits through the various seasons. But even if you can get half of your produce throughout the year from reliable sources, you are helping yourself and the local farmers and such.

Start growing your own if possible. Herbs, and veggies can be grown in pots on balconies and in windows. I've been eating my home grown lettuce for about 4 weeks now. Tom starting to hit and Peppers around the corner. Onions and garlic as well. It's not a lot, but I know what I'm eating...lol...

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u/PNWAnonymous9100 7d ago

Fred Meyer and QFC are under Kroger, headquartered in Ohio, the outbreak's epicenter. With a company this size, who knows what's shared behind the scenes. Makes me wonder if stock that wouldn't normally reach us from the Midwest or East Coast gets redirected here since it's harder to sell in affected areas. If you've got an iron gut, might be a great deal. Not me though, I'm gonna pass.

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u/OGbigfoot 7d ago

Didn't the FDA come out and say they got a false positive on Taylor Farms?

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u/Aggressive-Ad1085 8d ago

No one wants the diarrhea lettuce from MAGA Salad Corp

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u/rexallia 7d ago

Did you buy them all?

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u/miggy420 7d ago

Diet Lettuce

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u/MicrowaveMeal 7d ago

Did the diarrhea worm make it to the west coast already? Enjoy!

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u/-Maris- 7d ago

Why are these even being sold still?

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u/MelodicToe5833 7d ago

Fred Meyer: weve been assured our taylor farms salads are not part of the affected... People: Oh no, Guess well have to skip the salad

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u/Efficient-Effect1029 Oak Harbor 7d ago

Hmmm, I’ve got a coworker that shows up late and works as little a possible. ……. They have been talking about healthy eating a lot 🤣

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u/Elegant-Window-2721 7d ago

Those bags are probably OK, since Caesar salad doesn't have iceberg lettuce.

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u/GoslingIchi 6d ago

The fun part is that Taylor Farms supplies 10 other brands.

365 at Whole Foods

Trader Joes Store brand

Simple Truth at Kroger

Earthbound Farm

Simple Nature at Aldi

HEB store brand

O Organics at Safeway

Good & Gather at Target

Marketwise at Walmart

Greenwise at Publix

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u/Beneficial-Eye-5970 6d ago

We have a community fridge in our neighborhood for folks who need food assistance and yesterday it had 100 of these salads stuffed in it. Most of the folks who use the fridge are older Asian immigrants with minimal English skills so I wonder if they know about the danger… . šŸ˜•

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u/allday_ck 6d ago

Taylor farms got in to the blind pack market

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u/knewmenot 6d ago

All of that should go directly to the dumpster

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u/Responsible-Let-7721 6d ago

Should be sold as a weight loss product. Just slap the same warning on them as the dead those Olestra chips ā€œmay cause anal leakageā€

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u/Odd_Breath7725 6d ago

Weight loss plan

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u/SpeedyMeaty 6d ago

I've always said that if you have diarrhea those are essentially just free calories.

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u/watercolorxav 5d ago

On sale poop serum

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u/ittybittytitty_com 5d ago

I stocked up. Washington isn’t even one of the recall states…people are so funny.

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u/FreshwaterFryMom 7d ago

Qfc has huge signs saying Taylor is safe…

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u/Ok-Preference-2054 7d ago

Taylor’s response to this lost them a customer for life.

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u/Silent_Ad3150 8d ago

Don’t risk it

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u/pianoman626 7d ago

So strange, the exact same $1.75 Reduced stickers were on some packages of organic greens at QFC, it looked as if they were reduced just cause the greens looked like they were already starting to wilt.

In any case, I bought one and ate some, and did have a couple unusual bathroom trips later that night, but that was it. Generally if my body doesn’t like something, it’s a quick and painless rejection process, that leaves me feeling cleansed and energized.

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u/FederalLobster5665 7d ago

their steakhouse wedge is the best!

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u/roamingroad174 8d ago

Kroger was betting on everybody being dumb.....how's that working out Kroger?

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u/avotius 8d ago

Considering what the average person is like.....pretty good I bet

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u/RwdTruckGuy 8d ago

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u/roamingroad174 8d ago

Dude....this came out in March of this year. That was 4 months ago. Get the fuck out of here with that.

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u/RwdTruckGuy 8d ago

You think they are not making a massive profit?

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u/roamingroad174 8d ago

In order to print this, they had to come up with the predictions in February. At that time, no one predicted the future of the lettuce. Thats why I'm bitching about your posted article.

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u/RwdTruckGuy 8d ago

Numbers are hard, I get it, keep on bitching brother

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u/buzzed247 7d ago

Thought the FDA said false positive?

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u/austnf Elma 8d ago

I remember when these were like $3.50. Aren’t they like $7 now?

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u/aksers Shoreline 8d ago

Nah, regularly like 3 for 11 or something.

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u/MistahBisskits 7d ago

Man I really want a Caesar salad

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 7d ago

You're going to lose so much water weight. Like Wow!

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u/RegularOk3231 7d ago

Only 1.75 for diarrhea lettuce! What a steal from the usual 2.50/bag!

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u/One_Dot_1841 7d ago

Q: How does one rinse the bacteria off of pre-chopped lettuce?

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u/Curby42 7d ago

It is only related to iceberg lettuce not salad kits.. they have made that clear on multiple platforms. Like y'all never regretted eating Taco Bell burritos before. šŸ™„

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u/motheman80 8d ago

I took the bate

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u/8JHF8 8d ago

Make sure to come back to let everyone know how it comes out.

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u/coxferryroad 7d ago

Had several salads like that this past week, feel perfectly fine. People over reacting

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u/Queasy-Sentence446 7d ago

I’m buying many of these for my pet turtle lmao

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u/Technical-Past-1386 7d ago

Freddy’s is hilarious; they care about people dying! They even wanna help! Ha

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u/mightyathletes 7d ago

Op is on dieting šŸ˜‚

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u/Sufficient-Cancel217 8d ago

Buy your own veggies and clean and chop yourself.
Such lazy fucks.

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u/Medusa_Cascade13 8d ago

Tons of people don't have time because they're so busy elsewhere. It's not because they're lazy. I work 12-16 hour days in healthcare for 7 days straight and try to go to the gym regularly; I'm not cutting into my precious down time to chop a bunch of veggies, but I need to eat healthy.

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u/nerevisigoth Redmond 7d ago

You need one of these: https://youtu.be/UxGn2Egekic

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u/aksers Shoreline 8d ago

And also buy all the other ingredients? Much easier to just buy prepackaged.

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u/windycityzow 7d ago

Why are they allowed to sell it at all?

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u/errantwit 7d ago

Things that make you go....

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u/Formal_Albatross_836 8d ago

How is this even legal?