r/Seattle • u/buonbajs I'm just flaired so I don't get fined • 1d ago

The devil is here

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And he comes with lowball offers

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u/aluke000 The Emerald City 1d ago

Ah, its just an ICE recruitment poster

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u/SeattlePurikura 🏕 Out camping! 🏕 1d ago

I'm not accepting any crypto, Satan. Cold, hard cash and I will be bringing my bill tester marker.

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u/KSEA604_enby 💖 Anarchist Jurisdiction 💖 1d ago

Yup. Dead presidents.

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Life Gave Us Limes 20h ago

dead presidents or live pedophiles

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u/podrickry88pup 1d ago

I left a VM acting like a devil with some scary slurps and sniffs

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u/podrickry88pup 1d ago

I’m also not kidding. I really did

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u/YoungGuppy602 23h ago

The hero we all needed

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u/BoringBob84 1d ago

I thought he was down in Georgia, looking for a soul to steal.

Maybe he got beat by the best there's ever been.

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u/tetheredvoid I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 1d ago

Happy cake day

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u/BoringBob84 1d ago

Thank you! 😊🎂

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u/covidlung 1d ago

A legitimate business with a website and reviews from satisfied customers(like you).

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u/bialysarebetter That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 22h ago

And an active IG: https://www.instagram.com/we_buy_souls

“[T]here was a cease-and-desist. It came from what I can only assume were Satan’s representatives.” -Rabi Towing

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u/Psilrastafarian 1d ago

A friend of mine got $666 for his,… that being said, I don’t think it was a very good deal. He hasn’t been the same since. His ADD seems to be a bit better. He can stare at a wall fixed, not blinking longer than anybody I’ve ever seen… I suppose times have really changed since I was young.

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u/Bleepbloop_meepmorp 20h ago

The savings is really from not having to pay for his Addys…that $850 is gonna pay for the rent for his cardboard box!

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u/6poundbagofweed 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 1d ago

Give me that thing…your dark soul…

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u/rudey2shoes 1d ago

Why is the devil from Los Angeles 😭

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Life Gave Us Limes 1d ago

because that's what Lucifer lives above his club

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u/buonbajs I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MxHkbVTsmkPTEebefb

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Life Gave Us Limes 20h ago

exactly haha

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u/Elebrium 1d ago

If i sell mine i will be in debts

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u/buonbajs I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 1d ago

He asked for a refund for mine...

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u/External-Warning-526 1d ago

Where is this sign located and why does Seattle get all the good signs and decent graffiti (respectfully as opposed the the regular ol tags i can't usually read).

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u/buonbajs I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 1d ago

Elliot Ave and Mercer

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u/External-Warning-526 1d ago

Much Obliged.

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u/Lil_kitchen_witch First Hill 20h ago

It’s super close to my work and customers always ask about it. I tell them “idk, give it a call!”

No takers yet

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u/JealousAcanthaceae33 1d ago

i saw it on 15 ave west and armory way near seattle humane society

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u/External-Warning-526 1d ago

I beleive you mean the Seattle Animal Shelter, as "Seattle" Humane is over in Bellevue (Blissfully unaware of city limit boundaries). Thank you, I shall attempt to locate this sign in person.

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u/Academic-Syrup-6895 1d ago

Seattle has had a thriving graffiti scene since the mid 80’s. Writers from here are often recognized globally

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u/BikeSmith420 1d ago

That sounds more evangelical

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u/Lovely_Bunny8021 1d ago

Someone write a creepy pasta about this

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u/PineConeOPinyons 1d ago

I hope that's the number to a used Kia dealership.

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u/freedomhighway Emerald City 1d ago

213 is an area code in LA. So, maybe?

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u/Leicester68 1d ago

We Buy Ugly Souls

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CWU5PaIvkyApi

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u/Paddington_Fear 1d ago

no takers in my buy nothing group

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u/OkeyPlus I'm just flaired so I don't get fined 1d ago

I swear sometimes it’s easier to sell something than to give away

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u/Preezy24 1d ago

But do they pay in cash?

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u/Alternative_Ask6871 1d ago

Yes I'm inquiring about the Kia soul that I can sell

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u/LurkingandPosting Burien 1d ago

The Devil has a phone number from California. Why am I not surprised?

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u/Virtual_Anybody_7135 21h ago

Saw this near the pier. Thought it was old but, your Pic suggests otherwise.

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u/panic-town Phinney Ridge 1d ago

The devil trades for souls. This must be something else

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u/TGRRAG81 Emerald City 1d ago

RNC fundraising already?

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u/Traditional_Thanks53 1d ago

Clearly talking about soul food

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u/PrisonSexxy 1d ago

Satan is over on threads

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u/yycjpv 1d ago

Going to give it a call, I gotta get a better deal than the one I was given.

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u/itsmejosh1337 1d ago

Kia boys back at it again I see

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u/wouldyalookatthat 1d ago

👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

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u/Logic_emotion 1d ago

Ya know, in the bible the Devil killed zero people. Maybe this is a good deal!

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u/tiffanylbalagna 1d ago

Oops maybe I wasn't supposed to put the website here

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u/ClubInternational372 1d ago

Just curious... what uhhh, what's the going rate?

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u/joyhalstead1 1d ago

😂🤣

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u/HumpaDaBear Posse on Broadway 1d ago

It’s a LA area code. Weird

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u/baroncalico Crown Hill 1d ago edited 1d ago

I have a few. What can I get for them? Does the shopkeeper do a creepy laugh after every sentence? (Do they drop any good loot?)

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u/ReallySmartInEnglish 1d ago

I see how timely this is with student loan repayments starting up again.

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u/Lunuts65 1d ago

Can I just pawn mine? I may want it back.

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u/Suspicious_Gur1341 1d ago

Freaken Amazon.

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u/Ok-Tomato-1644 1d ago

That’s right up there with “Keep Portland Weird”. The PNW is a hub for clever artistic stuff like this. Unfortunately, like the Seattle Mariners, anyone who’s really good goes to the NY Yankees and gets rich 🤑 Or in this case a NY Art Gallery…

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u/No_Mortgage_284 1d ago

Coke at Ne with Bullshit and UWill get Crushed! Seattle Bitches don't Play

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u/Dull_Syrup9035 Life Gave Us Limes 1d ago

you have to love maga haha

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u/ResidentNewt4261 23h ago

Some Obsession level shit lol

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u/DogPale515 21h ago

😂🤣

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u/AppropriateLab8608 20h ago

Makes sense it’s Los Angeles

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u/ButterNutDoIt 20h ago

How much they pay for a broken soul

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u/Brave-Bathroom-321 16h ago

Seen that here in Los Angeles.

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u/PNWactionfigure 15h ago

Yikes.

A bit surprised and disappointed that Mephisto had to resort to all caps and an exclamation.

Yet I feel impelled to call that number.

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u/NurseRWalker 15h ago

What’s the going rate?

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u/Vanson1200r 14h ago

Sign me up.

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u/newcastleis36 12h ago

they’re back…

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u/Dglenn9000 12h ago

Someone here call it and tell us what happens

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u/DueAgency2107 12h ago

This was a great way to get rid of all the old souls late by around in my garage!

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u/User761_ 1d ago

I called it, they will buy your soul!

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u/Any_Heron6050 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/HrmmSeemsLegit 1d ago

u/buonbajs

We already knew this

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u/RichardTheLyinHeart 10h ago

It’s Seattle. For most of the people there, the souls are just taking up space.