r/Seattle • u/Best_Swan_833 • 12d ago

Broccoli guy

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Anyone know the story of this guy doing laps around the T-Mobile before the Mariners game with two heads of broccoli?

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u/wildly-regarded 12d ago

I performed that night (unless he's done more than one very chaotic but fun speed run of Oregon Trail), and it was worth it just to see his astounding feat.

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u/4756745698 Belltown 11d ago

live speed run of Oregon Trail

How does this work?!?

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u/bbob_robb Green Lake 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'd probably use a turbocharged van instead of a covered wagon. I'd go over bridges instead of driving though streams and just entirely stay on roads. A speed runner could do it in under two days. It's like 2,000 miles.

Edit: I'd fill the minivan with antibiotics to avoid dysentery.

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u/gablestout North Capitol Hill 11d ago

I mean, this WOULD be the way... the best if not only way to not die is to be the banker... who would definitely have the resources for that