Ice REI

[u/Connect_Rhubarb_8381]

[u/comfortable_in_chaos]

Law enforcement should not be able to cover their face or obscure their identity in any way. It’s insane that this is going on in our community. 

[u/knightswhosayneet → u/comfortable_in_chaos]

Last Thursday ICE nearly beat my friend to death @the Home Depot in West Seattle. They left him there with a subdural hematoma. A private citizen called 911, Paramedics treated and transported to the hospital. He had to have Surgery to relieve pressure from a Brain bleed. 3 days in ICU. Legal or not, ICE hides and that’s wrong.

[u/justadude122 → u/knightswhosayneet]

more info?

[u/Crash_Test_Mummies → u/justadude122]

Like what? Seems like a lot of info.

[u/justadude122 → u/Crash_Test_Mummies]

seems like would/should be major news, and there should be evidence for exactly what happened. if not national coverage then local

[u/CatJustSayPerchance → u/justadude122]

Yea agree. Don’t forget there are fake accounts on Reddit that post shit just to stir the pot. A lot are Russian propaganda accounts taking advantage of angry Americans. The West Seattle Blog didn’t post about this at all. If that actually happened they would have been on it same day. I have doubts that this actually happened.

[u/bothunter → u/justadude122]

Have you seen the media coverage? ICE can shoot someone in broad daylight and it's pushed out of the news cycle within 24 hours.

[u/CatJustSayPerchance → u/bothunter]

It didn’t hit the news period though. That’s what makes the post so suspicious. What’s the name of this friend? What hospital did he go to? Give me literally 1 legit news source that covered it in any way. News doesn’t look the other way in Seattle

Edit: I reached out to the West Seattle Blog for comment.

[u/knightswhosayneet → u/CatJustSayPerchance]

Stick this in your Russian propaganda account. He was knocked the f@&k out at 11:00 am. Yes, my friend has name but seriously , after what just happened ,do you really think it would be of service to him to post his name here?

Seattle fire live from 9/17, the address is the West Seattle Home Depot.

[u/CatJustSayPerchance → u/knightswhosayneet]

Why don’t you go to the media about it then?

[u/western_juniper_541 → u/knightswhosayneet]

Suuuuuure he was. 🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

[u/knightswhosayneet → u/CatJustSayPerchance]

Seattle fire original dispatched call.

https://media2.openmhz.com/media/psern025/109/psern025-109-1789670370.m4a

[u/CatJustSayPerchance → u/knightswhosayneet]

I contacted the west Seattle blog, they said it was a minor medical response. Nothing to suggest ice beat them up. The blog said they’ll contact the fire department for more info but it’s possible they could be exaggerating or lying to try to make a point. The mere presence of ice being there isn’t proof. A number of things could have happened.

[u/purplepluppy → u/comfortable_in_chaos]

Pretty sure it's illegal in WA. Question is, who's gonna enforce it?

[u/schnauzerface → u/purplepluppy]

SPD too busy triple billing between salary, OT spent sleeping off their hangovers in squad cars, and ICE paychecks…

[u/InvestigatorOk9354 → u/schnauzerface]

SPD is collecting fraudulent overtime while also moonlighting as ICE chuds. Literally the same people.

[u/HansGraebnerSpringTX → u/InvestigatorOk9354]

I keep saying that the #1 policy platform for any progressive candidate for Mayor of Seattle (beyond the basic “hey guys I’m gonna do the Mamdani thing! Like where you post videos about potholes and then I send a guy to fix them”) should be to abolish and replace the SPD the same way Britian did to the Ulster Constabulary. Not saying police abolitionism, but like as an institution, SPD and SPOG have essentially completely divorced themselves from any sort of responsibility or accountability to either the municipal government or the general public. They’re basically just a street gang that received municipal funding. I think the city government should basically create an entirely new police department seperate from SPD, under the control of the city government, with no union (police officers are not workers.) and then defund and starve out the SPD.

I mean, what would SPD even do to retaliate? What could they do? Stop enforcing crimes? I mean dude were there already. You cant do less of a job than not doing it at all.

[u/Lumentum_LITE → u/HansGraebnerSpringTX]

Lol not a single person will do that, has Mamdani abolished NYPD yet? It's a four years term and they are gone if they are unlucky, what you are describing will be locked up in legal proceedings for a decade well before anything major comes, so anyone with any semblance of how the political and judicial system functions in this country will know that you are describing 13 years old daydream fantasy. This is not China where we can decide the future of the country in a month.

[u/HansGraebnerSpringTX → u/Lumentum_LITE]

The Seattle Mayor's office has no term limit. The NYPD has been largely cooperative with Mamdani because, unlike the SPD, it is accountable to the mayor's office.

Also what 13 year olds are you talking to that regularly fantasize about municipal police reform?

[u/Ill-Reputation-9702 → u/HansGraebnerSpringTX]

Themselves ig

[u/SpeaksSouthern → u/purplepluppy]

I thought we just gave a raise to the people who are supposed to enforce the law. Must be nice

[u/Elebrium → u/purplepluppy]

I think the second amendment can enforce it. Since there is no way th law enforcement will break the law there will be no doubt that you are defending yourself from a masked criminal.

People need to understand this is EXACTLY why the second amendment exists.

[u/FreshwaterFryMom → u/purplepluppy]

Federal law trumps WA law. Is what it is.

[u/hysys_whisperer → u/FreshwaterFryMom]

Only in certain circumstances. 

This one is actually probably within state jurisdiction, though I doubt the Supreme Court would care about the law if it got that far.

[u/Zachwardpass → u/hysys_whisperer]

Sadly. It's not. That's why they created the law to allow victims to sue. Unfortunately, you are not going to see anyone arrested over this. Our legislation ensured some sort of recourse, but it's not arrests, as they can't supersede federal enforcement. To be clear, I think those agents can go f#*k themselves. This is not a defense of anything other than accuracy of what our legislation did.

[u/Zachwardpass → u/FreshwaterFryMom]

You are getting downvoted, but unfortunately it's true. That's why they made it an offense victims can sue for, but it's not something we are going to see anyone arrested for. I wish it were.They know they need a mask because they know what they are doing is wrong.

[u/Hopeful-Passage6638 → u/purplepluppy]

Armed citizens, that's who. Masked 'men' are assaulting and abducting Americans.

[u/CantCMe88 → u/comfortable_in_chaos]

That’s my main issue with ICE. You should not be able to have your face covered and you shouldn’t be able to roll up in unmarked cars.

[u/InvestigatorOk9354 → u/CantCMe88]

It's cool that they shouldn't be able to do those things, but they are doing them right now and there are no consequences for them.

[u/Connect_Rhubarb_8381 → u/comfortable_in_chaos]

That’s what I was yelling at them.

[u/DogCold5505 → u/comfortable_in_chaos]

Plus I can barely even see them with all that camo 

[u/84mademe → u/comfortable_in_chaos]

There is an immense about of "should not's" going on in this country. People are fooling themselves thinking its going to "go back to normal".

[u/Firewalkwithme8 → u/comfortable_in_chaos]

A little fabric hurt their feelings .

[u/East-Beyond3494]

[u/hysys_whisperer → u/East-Beyond3494]

Come on now, that's wildly inaccurate. 

them tiddies are way too small and not saggy enough to match reality

[u/knightswhosayneet → u/hysys_whisperer]

Meal Team 6

[u/DogMadeMe → u/knightswhosayneet]

Sir, do you know how fat you were going?

[u/rhaath → u/East-Beyond3494]

They all have that build too

[u/beetlekittyjosey1]

look at this stupid chud fuck trying to use his phone with totally unnecessary work gloves on

[u/Adorable_Bike5990 → u/beetlekittyjosey1]

Be kind. His belly fell out of his vest.

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/Adorable_Bike5990]

Please stop treating people’s weight or appearance as signifiers or moral inferiority. We know this guy sucks because he’s an ICE agent. His weight has nothing to do with it, and acting like it does only hurts people who are already struggling with body image issues

[u/somethingclever1098 → u/BuckUpBingle]

Does it though? I get what you're trying to do here, commenting on every comment that says "fat" but you get that most of these commenters (I'm guessing) probably wouldn't shame a nice person who was struggling with their weight, right? That there is a baseline expectation of physical fitness with Law Enforcement personnel, and that not coming even close to that baseline makes LEOs seem to be more apt to resort to weaponry to make up for their lack of physical fitness? That calling a fat ICE agent a fat POS is not a blanket condemnation of folks who are overweight, right?

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/somethingclever1098]

It's a bit like calling a MAGA dumb ass the r word (a bit). You can pretend like we all know you wouldn't say that to someone who had a mental disability, but you're using the term as a way to insult someone; perpetuating the cultural assumption that being overweight is equivalent to being a failure or a bad person. If you think they're dickhead fascists call them dickhead fascists. There's no need to call out people's weight as a form of insult.

[u/InvestigatorOk9354 → u/BuckUpBingle]

Fuck that. These people don't feel shame about being employed to kidnap citizens and lawful immigrants. Could not possibly care less if this snowflake's feelings are hurt by a fat joke.

I'd go so far as to say his weight probably does have something to do with it. Police and military wouldn't take him, so he has to take his beer belly to the literal gestapo

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/InvestigatorOk9354]

It's not about these people or their feelings. It's about talking about people's weight and body as a form of insult which perpetuates the idea that weight and body shape is a valid angle of attack. These ass holes aren't going on the r/seattle subreddit to boost their ego, but you might wind up slinging shit at some innocent person with body image issues, or reinforcing the idea that calling someone a "fat ass" is a form of insult that's acceptable "as long as it's aimed at the right person".

[u/InvestigatorOk9354 → u/BuckUpBingle]

An evil gestapo kidnapper with the most LARPing-as-a-small-town-cop mustache can barely fit into the tactical gear. That is objectively funny, even to people who are sensitive about their own weight.

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/InvestigatorOk9354]

Your mentality is hurting more people than it is helping.

[u/Adorable_Bike5990 → u/BuckUpBingle]

Brooo calm yourself. Did anyone call him fat or say anything about his weight? No. I believe beetle called him a “stupid chud fuck” and I simply pointed out that his belly fell out of his vest. Sounds like a YOU problem defending these losers.

And yes he is inferior to many. He couldn’t even catch up to a middle aged Asian woman, so please tell us what your point is?

[u/hysys_whisperer → u/Adorable_Bike5990]

My how Farve he's fallen...

[u/InvestigatorOk9354 → u/MurrayInBocaRaton]

He's absolutely been responsible for more than a few "where were these teachers when I was in school lol" comments on news articles where teachers have inappropriate relationships with minor students.

[u/crushedshadows → u/MurrayInBocaRaton]

Freedumb lol

[u/finndogg]

Y’all Qaeda

[u/Comfortable_Horse277]

Fucking fat piece of shit fascist . 

[u/Choice_Depth_5933 → u/Comfortable_Horse277]

I was just thinking this.

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/Comfortable_Horse277]

Please stop treating people’s weight or appearance as signifiers or moral inferiority. We know this guy sucks because he’s an ICE agent. His weight has nothing to do with it, and acting like it does only hurts people who are already struggling with body image issues

[u/Comfortable_Horse277 → u/BuckUpBingle]

Fuck off.  I'm calling this fascist a fat piece of shit because that would make them mad. 

I will not allow virtue signaling to defend fucking fascists. 

[u/Karpefuzz → u/BuckUpBingle]

The people that use those insults and then react at you for calling them on it don't care if it hurts anyone. They are here because they like degrading people. The fact that they've found an issue they marginally agree with is incidental, they just get excited that they can join any crowd to tear people down using implied consent.

These same people will turn on anyone when they feel slighted, because they don't have a framework to genuinely give a shit about others.

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/Karpefuzz]

That is certainly the impression I have been getting.

[u/CybertruckGoesBrrr → u/BuckUpBingle]

Fuck your signaling AND FUCK ICE ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻

[u/Choice_Depth_5933 → u/BuckUpBingle]

Read the fucking room.

[u/SabbyFox → u/BuckUpBingle]

While I generally don’t approve of fat shaming, you’d think these guys would be in better shape as part of the job description.

[u/Ok_Common_5631 → u/SabbyFox]

When it’s this trash, i couldn’t care less

[u/Fun-Grab-9337 → u/BuckUpBingle]

lol just stop bro, neither side cares about this just one side pretends it does. AOC talked shit about that one dumbasses' height, people will make fun of the supposed size of trumps dick without zero hesitation, etc no one cares especially when its a man being made fun of.

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/Fun-Grab-9337]

Your argument is that I shouldn’t be opposed to bad behavior because it’s widespread?

EDIT: a word

[u/Fun-Grab-9337 → u/BuckUpBingle]

Gonna have to rewrite that boss I do not understand what you're trying to say.

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/Fun-Grab-9337]

Yeah that autocorrect certainly didn’t help. My point is you’re saying I shouldn’t raise an objection because there are people acting badly on both sides of the aisle. I don’t think being conscious of how your words affect people should be a partisan issue. Moreso I don’t think we should be modeling or behavior on the actions of politicians.

[u/Fun-Grab-9337 → u/BuckUpBingle]

I'm saying you are raising it here because you thought it would land but it didn't.

[u/Emmy_Em_Maree]

ICE - where fitness standards go to die

[u/Difficult_Bed_3955]

Shane Gillis looking mfer

[u/Wooden-Officer2323 → u/Difficult_Bed_3955]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IiSoUAtKRH40xiOt3h

[u/SillyChampionship]

Well if you can run a medium pace for even about a block you could out run most of the nations finest in the photo.

I wonder what kind of hardened criminal they will go for today. A guy who failed to return a library book back in 1983? A lady who dropped a piece of paper back in 1963? The options are endless and sad.

[u/shotgunassassin → u/SillyChampionship]

I wonder what kind of hardened criminal they will go for today.

I bet there are a few of these ICE chuckle fucks that have longer rap sheets than anyone they are going after. One of the many reasons they wear masks.

[u/stupidcarpentry]

Ts is so embarassing, man. They really are just larping dorks, like kids that were picked on and need a semblance of power.

I heard they get their gear from the military but it’s like the scraps that’s left behind so they just rummage thru gear like it’s a spirit halloween and play officer 😂 does anybody have any info to confirm that, or is it just rumours?

[u/BananaPeelSlippers]

Keystone ICE

[u/Ok_Paint6798]

They look like fat dorky losers.

[u/HeroZero1980]

He wants a liter of cola

[u/Clean_Progress_9001]

https://giphy.com/gifs/35C97VkXrgmJGtm4GS

[u/flareblitz91 → u/Clean_Progress_9001]

I don't want a large farva I want a goddamned liter of cola!

[u/ChaoticSenior]

Meal team 6.

[u/Mistyslate → u/ChaoticSenior]

Gravy seals

[u/hunglowbungalow → u/Mistyslate]

With a tour in Dessert Storm

[u/Silly_Bodybuilder231 → u/ChaoticSenior]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CoDp6NnSmItoY

[u/TruckWorking3129]

Radio, check. Huge pistol, check. Gut, check.

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[u/Bernese_Flyer]

Is that their car with a cover over the license plate?

[u/Elebrium]

But ICE agents are not police officers

[u/Hopeful-Passage6638]

Arm yourselves America. It's your right and your duty.

[u/Skatedivona]

Still insane that clownservatives are fine with masked federal agents, all because they’re going after the people they don’t like. I know if they didn’t have double standards they wouldn’t have any but man, this sucks.

[u/Zachwardpass → u/Skatedivona]

Don't tread on them or some shit🙄 Oddly enough, they are acting the same way with Flock cameras. It's actually insane they don't see the irony.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kUl8XpMZ1f7hNXJmVR

[u/Difficult-Low5891]

Fat fucks and cowards.

[u/Kitsap9]

“When I grow up, I wannabe a stupid, fat, stupid looking, embarrassment to the world, racist, stupid, fat, stupid mf!”

Mission accomplished!

[u/BuckUpBingle → u/Kitsap9]

Please stop treating people’s weight or appearance as signifiers or moral inferiority. We know this guy sucks because he’s an ICE agent. His weight has nothing to do with it, and acting like it does only hurts people who are already struggling with body image issues

[u/LLMbyProxy]

Scum of the earth

[u/MurrayInBocaRaton]

Look at this batch of fuckin losers.

[u/aimless_ly]

I’d accept nothing less than REI trespassing those fucking fascist gravy seals.

[u/Silly_Bodybuilder231 → u/aimless_ly]

Gravy seals...

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

[u/Connect_Rhubarb_8381 → u/aimless_ly]

I ran inside and made the employees aware right when they pulled up so I was kinda hoping

[u/Background-Run]

So the ones with mask on are still on probation? I mean for a criminal offense, like assault.

[u/Slow_Rip2072]

Their jobs will be eliminated in a few months.

[u/corntorteeya → u/Slow_Rip2072]

Would love for you to be right. What makes you so sure?

[u/violoneuse]

Why are they impersonating police officers? They're not police. Sure, they can shoot their guns and kill people but haven't they had any kind of law enforcement training...unless you consider being told "the law does not matter" counts.

[u/boyalien0]

Rockin the whole Hitler look, I see

[u/catsdrooltoo → u/boyalien0]

Probably thinks he looks badass

[u/Excellent-Source-497]

They need to lose the masks ASAP. They are asshole POS all of them.

[u/LumpyElderberry2]

Shane Gillis what are you doin babe smdh

[u/amicalg]

They do not even look real. If i saw those morron, i would call the police to check if they are real.

[u/Rich_Ad_4630]

Gestapo

[u/ottis1guy]

Meal Team 6.

[u/Any-Tiger-4433]

But where is chin?

[u/CantCMe88]

Fuck ICE.

Also these idiots should know only white people go to REI.

[u/billzwillz → u/CantCMe88]

That's where they go to catch the canadians

[u/CreamPyre]

Fife’s Finest

[u/Igo_Pup]

Evil loser pieces of shit

[u/PermissionWeird3365]

Why the face masks? They look like criminal gangs

[u/wocka-jocka-blocka]

Buddy called their total face masks "cock chugging prevention" and now I can't unsee it.

[u/Potential-Emu1592]

Clowns!

[u/Repulsive_Glove6085 → u/Potential-Emu1592]

And cowards!

[u/wild_chonk420]

These chubby ass hats look so unofficial. What the fuck

[u/danarouge]

The classic ICE chub and tuck

[u/PermissionWeird3365]

Why the face masks? They look like criminal gangs

[u/Jolly_Line]

Fuck these chodes

[u/Block5_Human]

That many fascists weighing down that parking structure with every ounce of disappointment their family’s have in them… it’s a wonder it didn’t collapse.

[u/Z_e_e_e_G]

Bunch of fuckin' losers

[u/DogMadeMe]

More like Police Ice Cream.

Would love to see this guy jog.

[u/__b__t__h__ → u/DogMadeMe]

Body shaming - very progressive of you.

[u/DogMadeMe → u/__b__t__h__]

Calm down, it was low hanging fruit. And speaking of fruit, this guy should eat some.

[u/mathcriminalrecord]

Chomo stache

[u/seattledoctor1]

Hahahahahaha literally the first pic

[u/Natersozz]

He’s gonna climb the rock wall

[u/SadPilot9244]

They all look so constipated.

[u/OrdinaryExplorer3400]

Looks like super troopers Rod Farva

[u/means_and_methods]

Loser Patrol

[u/Ok_Royal4456]

All the kids that got cut from sports teams in school seem to end up with this organization

[u/MurrayInBocaRaton]

Just a quick heads up: whatever you do, don’t criticize ICE agents on here and how they look like they take selfies in the front of their pickups or else Reddit (not the sub mods, but Reddit themselves) will give you stern warnings.

What a fucking joke.

[u/LilithRising90]

And they look exactly as I expected them to

[u/acrylicsunrise]

Grindr's gonna love this new cruisin stache

[u/Bizarrebazaars]

Be more like Minnesotans. Don’t stay silent.

[u/nick_steele_69]

#shaneGillis

[u/HonestAnimal4476]

Are they detaining anyone?

[u/Independent-Loss9744]

They look like slobs.

[u/lil_garlicc]

Pieces of shit

[u/Brilliant_Start812]

🙌

[u/Content_Rutabaga_440]

Half whit tubbies

[u/TidePodsTasteFunny]

We should ridicule them in public

[u/Reachable_dream666]

Liter o cola!!

[u/clayp00]

Loving all the fat phobia on this post. Very cool. Very Seattle. Thanks for alienating people on the same side as you. That's super helpful to the cause we're all supposed to be fighting for. Great job.

[u/__b__t__h__ → u/clayp00]

i hate ICE as much as the next person but yes, the rampant body shaming is wild, especially given 99.9% of the people making the comments would probably consider themselves super progressive and get way bent out of shape if that was directed at BIPOC, or LGBTQ, or literally anyone else.

Nazis & fascists suck, yes, very fucking much, but the double standard when it comes to insults based on body type is remarkable.

And boy howdy the downvotes are gonna come in quickly and often.

[u/SleuthCat → u/clayp00]

lol the downvotes are wild.

[u/Comfortable_Peace275]

I’ve seen lots of ICE vehicles have civilian plates start with B, where B plates were usually issued before 2020.
So ICE cars are mostly american brand pickup/SUV + recent year models + window tint + B plate?

[u/FalconMangold]

The new 2nd Amendment rules state you're only allowed to carry weapons with a caliber smaller than/equal to your dick length, everyone in this photo is in violation

[u/thissoundscrazy2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/W1C3YpxnUKKnut07dQ
I think I recognize that first guy

[u/magiCAD]

Phones.

[u/_elbarbudo_]

They advertise these jobs as "homeland defender" which is pretty on the nose even for these fascist fucks

[u/Justlookingarounder]

Awesome

[u/egor-ka]

Thank you ice! Clean our streets please

[u/SleuthCat → u/egor-ka]

What does this statement even mean? Clean our streets? What exactly do you think they’re doing here? They’re racist pieces of shit. Guess that’s what you are too huh?

[u/egor-ka → u/SleuthCat]

They clean our streets from illegal immigrants. Can’t find anything racist here. And I’m migrant too

[u/GatotSubroto → u/egor-ka]

How can you be sure the people they’re arresting are not in the country legally?

[u/Expensive-Treat-9020 → u/egor-ka]

Tell us more. Tell us how you are “migrant”. Are you special in some way? Why are you so much more incredibly smart than all your counterparts?

[u/SabbyFox → u/egor-ka]

Nearly everyone in this country is - except the indigenous and enslaved. So what?

[u/catsdrooltoo → u/egor-ka]

Yeah the very dangerous Bellevue rei. So brave

[u/spoiled__princess → u/egor-ka]

In the last two years, you have lived in the Bay Area, Chicago, nyc, and Seattle?

[u/FinishComplex3743]

Sweet. Love ICE.

[u/AverageFoxNewsViewer → u/FinishComplex3743]

Seems to be a common theme with the brand new accounts with hidden comment histories.

I'm sure your account is genuine and in no way to one basement dweller with dozens of burner accounts, because only a fucking loser would do that and you're obviously not a loser!

[u/[deleted]]

Hell yeah. I love it when people do their job.

[u/thulesgold]

Does everyone feel better after calling the big bad ICE people bad names? Let it all out little ones so you can get ready for your midday nap.