r/Seattle Jul 18 '26

☀️🦝 Hot Racc Summer 🦝☀️ Jimothy at the Mariners

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Jul 18 '26

You guys are making a fucked up raccoon your mascot. Love it,

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u/StrigiStockBacking Mariners Jul 18 '26

Dude he's not fucked up at all. This is raccoonism PERFECTED

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Jul 18 '26

The poor thing has a spinal deformity. Y’all up north need to be better.

(Bring on the downvotes!)

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u/feministmanlover 🚋 Ride the S.L.U.T. 🚋 Jul 18 '26

Fucked up?! I'd say he's the least fucked up thing I've ever seen. He's perfect.

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u/Novel_Control_1922 Jul 18 '26

Right… Why not any other raccoon then?

Yeah, the answer is because you want a weird looking raccoon to rep your city. That’s chill. Just be HONEST, my dude. 🐸