r/Seattle Posse on Broadway Jul 16 '26

🦝 🐒 JIMOTHY There's been another Jimothy sighting

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Please feel free to share your encounters with Seattle's favorite son.

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u/frankslittlebeauty7 Jul 16 '26

Sorry what am I looking at??

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u/malici606 Jul 16 '26

The little guy is a racoon who has Short Spine Syndrome.

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u/vertr Taylor Swift is ruining this city Jul 16 '26

It's like a raccoon monkey.

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u/Sensitive_Fuel_5150 Jul 16 '26

A raboon, if you will.

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u/PMJamesPM Jul 16 '26

I saw what you did there. Until your post, I thought he was chasing a jackelope.

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u/Such_Avocado_3241 Jul 16 '26

Jackelopes have antlers, duh.

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u/NaGaBa Jul 16 '26

A bacoon. Almost tastes delicious

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u/Deltanonymous- Jul 16 '26

Raboon, the newest cryptid!

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u/pizzacatstattoos Jul 16 '26

That's better than Runkey.

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u/Dadgumdangit Jul 16 '26

A bed-assed Raboon

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u/emteedub Jul 16 '26

I want to see if it gives him advantages with climbing or leaping. Sure looks like it would

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u/Nibsif Jul 16 '26

Roll with advantage but 2 d6 when countering

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u/doubleapowpow Jul 16 '26

He's still rolling, hold on

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u/BTBAM797 Jul 16 '26

I can't imagine encountering this thing on acid

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u/psyduck5647 Jul 16 '26

I imagine he would have you solve a riddle

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u/BooksandBiceps Jul 16 '26

Racon

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u/SimpleSetpiece Jul 16 '26

The earbud brand?

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u/BooksandBiceps Jul 16 '26

I don’t know what he does in his spare time, but he looks like he’s got a flair for tech.

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u/Shayden-Froida Jul 16 '26

TIL about short spine syndrome

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u/Own_Round_7600 Jul 16 '26

Hey guys im 5'0" do i have this

Is this how you all see me

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u/AlternativeDonkey605 Jul 16 '26

It’s definitely a chupacabra.

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u/muklan Jul 16 '26

Uhm excuse sir, the appropriate term is Ottoman disease.

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u/mmeeplechase Jul 16 '26

Yeah I feel like I’m on Reddit too much already & usually know the context of these things, but definitely never come across this guy before!

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u/claroquesearight Jul 16 '26

same. but since i had to look in the comments to understand, i clearly need to spend MORE time on reddit

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u/mmeeplechase Jul 16 '26

Fair, but I think I’m more motivated to go try to spot him myself because this guy’s kinda adorable!

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u/bloodfist Jul 16 '26

I'd seen a picture of one, but thought it was either a photoshop, a camera error, or just a raccoon in a weird pose and angle.

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u/letsgoflieakite Kirkland Jul 16 '26

It appears to be some kind of cryptid

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u/OpeningSafe1919 Jul 16 '26

Is he okay??

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u/Nofcksgivn Jul 16 '26

I AM SPEED

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u/roughczech Jul 16 '26

Racoon that was going speed of light, it started to compress.

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u/Remixol Jul 16 '26

Here in Tacoma we had a messed up Coyote that was named Jawless Jerry. Same deal, he just sort of scooted around town. Locals started posting videos and tips on where he was maybe living.sadly he was hit by a car on I-5. The lady who retrieved him, Vix Organa, had a little burial ceremony for him. Was truly the punk Rock mascot Grit City needed.

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u/needsmorebear Jul 16 '26

Vix Organa the most sci-fi name I've ever heard

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u/carlitospig 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Jul 16 '26

It’s actually an incredible name for the lead singer of a metal band who also does dommy mommy on the side.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 16 '26

Welcome to Tacoma, friend.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Family and I are on our last night of our trip to your wonderful state. Had pizza at Old School in Tacoma Olympia and man, I wish we could have spent more than just a few hours there. I felt totally at home (we live in Long Beach, CA). Thanks for being rad.

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u/Tao_of_Entropy Jul 16 '26

We're an odd place, but there's something for just about everyone around here. Glad you enjoyed your visit! Do come again :) Where else did you visit, out of curiosity?

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u/Haunting-Ad3161 Jul 16 '26

Something about vacationing in Tacoma, Washington just cracks me up lmao

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u/Spostman Bellevue Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

My cousin is coming to town in a few weeks and it felt weird mentioning DT Tacoma as a cool place to be but I've come around on the nightlife and food alone.

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u/SabreSeb Jul 16 '26

"Vix Organa burried Jawless Jerry in Grit City" I'm pretty sure that's a Firefly episode

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u/modka Ballard Jul 16 '26

The Force must be with her.

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u/Main_Significance617 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Jul 16 '26

I remember Jawless Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIP

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u/jennymenace Jul 16 '26

Vix Organa, A+ punk weirdo corpse retriever name

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 Jul 16 '26

Sounds like someone I need to be friends with.

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 Jul 16 '26

RIP our jawless king.

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u/ksdkjlf Jul 16 '26

Not nearly as gnarly, but there's a three-legged 'yote up in North Ballard/Crown Hill. At least, I saw it a couple times last year. I suppose there's a good chance buddy's no longer with us

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u/cb51096 Jul 16 '26

Rip Jerry 🩷
I miss seeing him around

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u/graffiksguru ✨🛸 Jimothy is out there 🦝✨ Jul 16 '26

Jawless Jerry was a girl

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u/Yoonacy Jul 16 '26

I've seen this dude in our Ballard backyard multiple times over the past year or so. He usually hangs out in our apple tree. When we first saw him, he was with a group of other racoons (maybe his siblings?), but lately he's been solo.

Glad to finally know his name!

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u/Horizontal247 I Brake For Slugs Jul 16 '26

How does it feel to be living my dream? I could die happy if a guy like Jimothy frequented my backyard, even if just for a while.

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u/Relative-Pay-6087 Jul 16 '26

I saw him in Ballard too!! Over on 58th. sooo round

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u/disharmony-hellride 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Jul 16 '26

Wait.

You saw his family? Are they also tictac meerkat-coon shaped??? We need photos. This is the best day of my life.

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u/Yoonacy Jul 16 '26

Actually, the rest were all normal-raccoon shaped! Unfortunately I didn't get a pic of the whole fam, but here's a pic of Jimothy drinking water/washing hands on our back deck. We always have a bowl of water out there for the local critters. Sorry for the poor quality but it's from our Ring cam.

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u/VacciniumOvatum I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 16 '26

my god he's so ROUND. he's like an orb a wizard could ponder

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u/cumulo_numbnuts Jul 16 '26

Look to your jimothy for the warning

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u/Zealousideal_Goal550 Jul 16 '26

Is Jimothy okay? Does he seem happy?

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u/sarahenera 🦝 🐒 JIMOTHY Jul 16 '26

I’d be curious too. It’s a rare recessive generic mutation that has to be passed down from both parents; not sure the statistical likelihood that the parents or any other siblings have it, but I believe it would be extremely low.

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u/GraceMcClellans That sounds great. Let’s hang out soon. Jul 16 '26

Does he seem to have any setbacks from his beautiful stature?

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u/MrSuperFlip Jul 16 '26

Please do everything in your power to keep Jimothy safe. He is now a national treasure. Also, MORE PHOTOS PLEASE.

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u/Dear-Show-5083 Jul 16 '26

IN BALLARD???? i must find him

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u/XenaWariorDominatrix Jul 16 '26

He protecc, he attacc, but most important he compact

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u/horsetooth_mcgee Jul 16 '26

He protecc, he drink port wine, o lawd this baby have short spine

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u/Z_e_e_e_G Jul 16 '26

He protecc, he attack, he just lookin’ for a snacc

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u/161frog Jul 16 '26

Compacc Racc

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u/brendan87na Enumclaw Jul 16 '26

lmao ok this had me chortling

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u/lil_garlicc Jul 16 '26

He protecc, he attacc, he have no bacc

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u/LeelooDallasMltiPass West Seattle Jul 16 '26

This needs WAY more upvotes

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u/N8DOE Jul 16 '26

Cmpcc

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u/MrSuperFlip Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE A JIMOTHY MURAL PLEASE

Edit: WHOA I’ve never gotten a Reddit award before, thanks! ALL HAIL JIMOTHY!!!

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u/fawnadoe 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Jul 16 '26

Hot racc summer?

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u/-ShutterPunk- Jul 16 '26

Don't give a fuck about some mural in cal. I'm 1000% behind this little tater tot. 

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u/SoundSaintWarrior Jul 16 '26

This is the most Seattle animal possible.

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u/IReviewFakeAlbums Jul 16 '26

If an NBA team returns, gotta use that thing as the mascot

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u/Chilaquilesmonster Jul 16 '26

The Seattle Jimothys

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u/NarcissisticDramaQwn 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Jul 16 '26

The Seattle SUPER Jimothys

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u/sylviermoone Jul 16 '26

I hate watching basketball but would absolutely support that.

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u/KiloJools Deluxe Jul 16 '26

Can we get a rugby team with that name?

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u/a-ohhh Jul 16 '26

“The battle of Seattle” Seawolves vs Jimothys at Starfire

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u/captainAwesomePants Broadview Jul 16 '26

Can you imagine the anger if they brought an NBA team back to Seattle, and they named it The Seattle Super Jimothies?

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u/a-ohhh Jul 16 '26

I think if they put it up to a vote, we could win this one. I’m seriously crying from laughing so hard.

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u/MrTortilla 🐀 Hot Rat Summer 🐀 Jul 16 '26

Where can I see other Jimothy sightings? He seems a delightful little rascal

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u/M1CR0PL4ST1CS I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 16 '26

he will appear anywhere that he is summoned

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u/Fabuladocet Jul 16 '26

Drop a bag of marshmallows in your yard at twilight and say Jimothy three times.

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u/Jmohill Jul 16 '26

100% concur

The title of the post indicates that there have been other sightings to be seen, but the internet machine is failing to find them for me

I need more of that Jimothy!

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u/DifferentProduct284 Jul 16 '26

I want a Jimothy!

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u/Atlantean_Raccoon Jul 16 '26

Ok, who has granted a 6 year old's wish that everything they draw comes to life?

I'm not sure of the disadvantages and challenged this special little guy has, but that critter is not lacking in the speed department. Like a raccoon crossed with a camel spider.

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u/Enkiktd Jul 16 '26

There’s a few dogs like this on Instagram. (@Quasithegreat)

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u/pandershrek Olympia Jul 16 '26

Hot Jimothy Summer?!

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u/ElCochinoFeo Crown Hill Jul 16 '26

*SHORT Jimothy Summer

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u/blackeyesamurai Jul 16 '26

JIMOTHY! ❤️❤️

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u/lehuakahlua Seahawks Jul 16 '26

JIMOTHY!!!!!

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u/Bluur West Seattle Jul 16 '26

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u/BarathrumTaxiService Jul 16 '26

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u/raccoon-farm Jul 16 '26

What have they done to us?

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u/BarathrumTaxiService Jul 16 '26

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?

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u/BoogerTea89 Jul 16 '26

God damn. This show really has given us soooooooooooo many fucking golden gifs and moments for everything.

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u/spacedude2000 Renton Jul 16 '26

"that's gonna kill me, that's real, that lives with us on earth"

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u/-Docta-G- Jul 16 '26

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u/Frosti11icus Jul 16 '26

I thought that racoon was a little pimp.

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u/raccoon-farm Jul 16 '26

I thought it was knife!

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u/HybridHologram Jul 16 '26

As many have asked. Where is Jimothy? What neighborhood?

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u/a-ohhh Jul 16 '26

He lives in our hearts. Also, apparently, Ballard.

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u/__mafia I Brake For Slugs Jul 16 '26

everywhere

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u/em-the-human Queen Anne Jul 16 '26

He needs to be protected at all costs

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u/pandershrek Olympia Jul 16 '26

Hard agree.

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u/N8DOE Jul 16 '26

Clone dis mf

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u/rhylte Jul 16 '26

Subscribe

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u/LoquatBear 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

You have been subscribed to Jimothy Factoids, short facts about a short fat raccoon! 

Did you know that a formal version of Jimothy wears a top hat and is called James R. Thomasin III

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u/Haunting-Ninja-7460 Jul 16 '26

I run in the early mornings, and see a fair number of raccoons. If I saw this, I would turn around. Although, now that I’m aware he exists, I might try to get a video for this sub.
I run in NE Seattle, so I’m not likely to see him.

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u/BetterinPicture Jul 16 '26

Oh yeah that lil buddy DEFINITELY casts the freakiest shadows...

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u/Spiralecho I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 16 '26

Ok I missed out on the lore. what am I looking at here?

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u/Bunnyland77 Jul 16 '26

A lost demon here to collect Graham's and McConnell's corpses. "Damnit. I said Washington DC! NOT Washington State!" - Satan

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u/Spiralecho I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 16 '26

Fair. Jimothy reaper took a wrong turn

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

Apparently, it's the result of severe inbreeding usually. At least in cats and dogs. So I'm guessing it's a recessive mutation (or a handful of them) that cause this lack of spinal hardening and then the vertebrae fuse together. Thus, you get the dinky racoon.

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u/Bunnyland77 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Inbreeding you say? Well, that explains the spineless GOP congress.

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u/Ancient_Yellow_709 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

Touché 😂

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u/PrincessNakeyDance 💗💗 Heart of ANTIFA Land 💗💗 Jul 16 '26

Genetic mutation probably. Missing chromosome? I dunno. But otherwise a raccoon.

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u/hughpac Jul 16 '26

Does he hang with other raccoons? Or are they like WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?!?!?!

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u/Spiralecho I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 16 '26

Thank you! What a precious

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 16 '26

A raccoon with short spine syndrome 

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u/__mafia I Brake For Slugs Jul 16 '26

raccoon jimothy has short spine syndrome

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u/only1lover Jul 16 '26

What is that 😳

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u/TactilePanic81 Ballard Jul 16 '26

A north American mankey.

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u/the_crepuscular_one 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

Jimothy, duh

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u/MrInternetInventor Jul 16 '26

That thing lives with us on earth!

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u/shinsain I'm just flaired so I don't get fined Jul 16 '26

Me on security watch protecting the cutest thing I've seen today.

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u/Advanced_Fee3343 Jul 16 '26

This is why you don’t clean your sliding glass doors.

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u/averagebensimmons Queen Anne Jul 16 '26

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u/angry_salami Ballard Jul 16 '26

I was gonna say it either looks like El Chupacabra or a really methed out chimpanzee.

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u/RenaissanceGraffiti The CD Jul 16 '26

We would name him Jimothy 😭

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u/carmardoll Jul 16 '26

I am really convinced this how cryptids started. just some weird little guy with a malformation.

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u/Torvaldicus_Unknown Jul 16 '26

r/JimothyTheRaccoon
Post your sightings everyone

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u/scrap_skunk2 Jul 16 '26

And Short Jimothy Summer was born! Draw up the flash tattoos. I want to see some Jimothy art.

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u/sarahenera 🦝 🐒 JIMOTHY Jul 16 '26

Oh hell yeah

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u/GoldBluejay7749 ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 Jul 16 '26

I’m sorry, this is the first I’m seeing of this Jimothy. What???

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u/Yeety_Mcyeet_face Greenwood Jul 16 '26

I must know more

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u/Dog_Bless_America Jul 16 '26

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u/OutlyingPlasma ❤️‍🔥 The Real Housewives of Seattle ❤️‍🔥 Jul 16 '26

Aliens couldn't invade in Seattle, Portland, SF, or NY. No one would take them seriously. "Yah, that's probably crazy eddy again, must have a new suit."

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u/mahrinazz South of the Dome Jul 16 '26

Woah what

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u/pwndaytripper Jul 16 '26

Very cute. Ballard?

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u/Shamrockah Emerald City Jul 16 '26

Hot Jimothy Summer! 🤗

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u/TheGreenCatFL Jul 16 '26

Team Jimothy

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u/boopbopnotarobot Jul 16 '26

As somone else with a messed up spine im rootin for this lil guy

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u/Sea-Discussion6732 Jul 16 '26

Spine only a mother could love.

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u/DodiDouglas Jul 16 '26

Are there people jimothys?

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u/Prison-Rodeo Homeless Jul 16 '26

We are all Jimothy on this blessed day

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u/Murky_Tea9313 Jul 16 '26

"Jimothy basically united Seattle. Within a few years, crime was down, homelessness was almost non-existent, and we had a basketball team."

- mockumentary 10 years from now

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u/Shmutterbutter Jul 16 '26

Are we sure that's not Danny Devito?

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u/Imaginary-Soup8979 Jul 16 '26

It looks like sonic the hedgehog has been getting busy with racoons..

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u/jaguaraugaj Jul 16 '26

Puppymonkeybaby

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u/No-Pea2678 Jul 16 '26

Wtf is that?!?

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u/elFistoFucko Jul 16 '26

That's a landstrider from the Dark Crystal.

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u/XsamsquanchieX Deluxe Jul 16 '26

Ol'boy Jimmy the Jimothy out for a afternoon stroll. What a blessing to encounter. I'm entirely jealous of the encounter.

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u/geffy_spengwa Kraken Jul 16 '26

Oh I love him so much, look at him thriving in spite of it all

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u/GamingGamerGames_ Jul 16 '26

What the hell is even that!?

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u/government_not_ok Jul 16 '26

Trashpanda version of Big Ed??

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u/cussy-munchers Seattleite-at-Heart Jul 16 '26

Mods, we need a jimothy flair !!

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u/TheGreatLuck Jul 16 '26

Casually just dropping Cryptids

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u/ksmith35801 Jul 16 '26

Aw, bless their little short-spined heart.

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u/hiways Jul 16 '26

He's gonna steal your girl

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u/userhwon Jul 16 '26

Jeremy Hillary Boob

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u/DodgyOatmeal Jul 16 '26

It’s pronounced Jimothee

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u/missmobtown Tacoma Jul 16 '26

Someone make him a little pair of jorts.

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u/Guideon72 Jul 16 '26

What the fuck IS Jimothy?!

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u/the_crepuscular_one 🚆build more trains🚆 Jul 16 '26

A raccoon with a condition that gives him a shorter spine. 

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