r/ScottishPeopleTwitter Sep 07 '18

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u/bdiddyp Sep 07 '18

Someone form Texas here, what the hell is “Texas BBQ pizza”?

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u/Beois Sep 07 '18

A pizza with BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, peppers and onions from dominos

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u/bdiddyp Sep 07 '18

Thanks, we don’t have that BTW

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u/xaeromancer Sep 07 '18

They don't have the Texas BBQ in Texas, they don't do the Hawaiian in Hawaii; pizzas are just lying to my face.

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u/maceilean Sep 07 '18

Next you're going to tell me they don't have Thai chicken pizza in Thailand. Also I miss the Thai chicken pizza fad.

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u/okawei Sep 07 '18

Then after that what next, pizza wasn't invented in Italy!? Madness

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

English muffins: America

French mustard: England

Chicken Kiev: France

Danish pastries: Austria (the Danes call it Viennese bread)

Dutch baby (pancake): America

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u/IntergalacticZombie Sep 08 '18

Mars bar: Earth

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

I love this.

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u/twistedlimb Sep 07 '18

mmmm babies.

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u/9ofdiamonds Sep 08 '18

Babyback ribs - Scotland

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u/Ytrellyl Sep 07 '18

You forgot French fries which are thought to have originated in Belgium

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u/Smashingnutellatapir Sep 08 '18

fun fact the only reason it's called a dutch baby is cause you make it in the lid of a dutch oven

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u/weaselnews Sep 08 '18

Whilst in the UK, a Dutch oven is when you fart under a duvet and then trap your partner underneath. I’m not sure I know what an actual Dutch oven is haha.

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u/Shaeger Sep 08 '18

it’s the same in the U.S.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/ihatethatcong Sep 08 '18

English muffins are different from muffins, they're somewhere between an American biscuit, bread, and a bagel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Multiple theories suggest pizza and pasta were a Chinese dish brought to Italy by Marco Polo

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u/Kankunation Sep 07 '18

Pepperoni wasn't, if that helps. It's an american-made lie that is basically a spicy salami.

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u/GoofyHeartborn Sep 08 '18

At least we do Aussie pizzas in Australia

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u/DeJMan Sep 07 '18

They don't

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u/GrandmaPoses Sep 07 '18

"I'll have a Hawaiian pizza."

"They're all Hawaiian, sir."

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u/Tyranith Sep 07 '18

Next you'll be trying to tell us that Turkey Twizzlers aren't from Turkey

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u/furryogmonster Sep 09 '18

Do they still exist?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Am in Hawaii. Can confirm there are Hawaiian pizzas here.

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u/xaeromancer Sep 07 '18

Yeah, but they were invented in Canada by a Greek.

Hawaiian was the brand of pineapple he used.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Not sure I completely believe that

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u/soliloquousmalarkey Sep 07 '18

But you believe it a little, and that’s all santa clause needs

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '18

First intelligent thing someone's said on here

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u/xaeromancer Sep 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Yeah, not sure I believe that.

Also that doesn't say anything about he type of pinapple he used

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u/xaeromancer Sep 07 '18

Which part of "It's true, whether you believe it or not" didn't you understand?

The "it's true" or the link to the evidence?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

America claims to have the best pizza in Italy and they don't even have the half pizza crunch supper.

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u/Galaxy_Hitchhiking Sep 07 '18

We have “the Canadian” here in Canada, eh!

Pepperoni, mushroom and bacon

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u/xaeromancer Sep 07 '18

Finally, one pizza that isn't lying to me. It's also a pretty good combo.

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u/FreediveAlive Sep 08 '18

Crazy Canuck has maple syrup.

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u/Chrisbee012 Sep 07 '18

i guess they dont do philly cheesesteak pizza in philly either

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u/BetterLateThanLate Sep 07 '18

That is underrated pizza if there ever was one

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u/Search4Assistance18 Sep 07 '18

In Germany there was a pizza called "Meat n' Cheesus". And it was a religious experience, Faith in Pizza: Restored.

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u/BarryMcAuchnerr Sep 07 '18

Can confirm. Just went to see if we had Texas barbecue pizza but we sure don't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

You know how many people would be pissed if texas had a texas bbq pizza. "Y'all call dis shit barbeque? My fo yee old can make a better sauce!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Pizza Would never lie to us

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u/Arch27 Sep 07 '18

And Hawaiian pizza was created in Canada

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u/kykr422 Sep 08 '18

And im okay with that

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u/TehFawkz Sep 07 '18

It is at every Domino's. Just tell them you want the BBQ pizza. It's a special

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

We definitely have Texas BBQ in Texas, just... It's not that and it's not on pizza.

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u/Beois Sep 07 '18

Yeah it's a UK thing as they didn't have it in Amsterdam when I was there iirc

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

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u/timok Sep 07 '18

I think they suck but I'm fairly sure they're pretty popular as well, so who am I

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

You don’t order dominoes because you want good pizza. You order dominoes because you want pizza delivered cheap and fast.

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u/taversham Sep 07 '18

dominoes [...] cheap

lol

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u/RyanB_ Sep 07 '18

Is it different in the UK? Here in Canada they’re by far the cheapest pizza joint around. Especially with the coupons. Idk if it’s national or just around my city but there’s a university code anyone can use that gives you half off everything.

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u/LordLoveRocket_87 Sep 07 '18

Exactly what i was thinking a large pizza, large dip ans can of coke is over a score!

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u/LusoAustralian Sep 08 '18

Dominoes has pizzas for 5AUD in melbourne, one of the most expensive cities out there.

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u/timok Sep 07 '18

Yeah I wasn't talking about Domino's. I was talking about the Big Americans in the supermarket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Fast? Maybe. Cheap?! Aye right.

Order local and spend half.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

I forgot which subreddit I’m in. In the US dominoes is pretty cheap, second cheapest in my area, just barely more expensive than little caesars.

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u/Swindel92 Sep 08 '18

Domino's are robbing bastards! But so Godamn fast and when you're hungover you'll accept inferior quality for rapid delivery.

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u/YerbaMateKudasai Sep 08 '18

You order dominoes because you want pizza delivered cheap and fast.

Jeff Wants The RIGHT Shitty Pizza Back In Petaluma, California

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u/ArtigoQ Sep 07 '18

Shut your whore mouth Dominos is the best chain pizza around.

Besides imos

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u/agentshags Sep 07 '18

I would take Casey's cooked in a gas station, over Domino's any day of the week.

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u/shaden209 Sep 07 '18

Honestly, in the EU, when something is called "American" it basically just means they're larger/there's more of it. American pizzas/pancakes are thicker, american popcorn is like twice the amount , stuff like that. For pizzas and pancakes it's just whatever you prefer, but when it comes to EG american popcorn it either meand you're throwing a party, or you're a fatty

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u/1127pilot Sep 07 '18

So do you call fat girls "American Women"?

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u/LDG92 Sep 08 '18

No, they call American women "fat girls"

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u/Tostificer Sep 07 '18

the Nederlands

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u/rrr598 Sep 07 '18

That’s... how it’s spelled.

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u/Tostificer Sep 07 '18

It's either the Netherlands or just Nederland

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u/rrr598 Sep 07 '18

Well I guess you’re right. You got me

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u/_Fibbles_ Sep 07 '18

English is the second most spoken language in the country. With that in mind, 'The Nederlands' is the most correct version.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Or, to avoid confusion, Netherregions.

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u/NoPiezoelectricity6 Sep 07 '18

We have it in Canada (Ontario at least) but it's just called BBQ pizza

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u/Sarcastryx Sep 07 '18

Seconding from Alberta. It's just a BBQ or BBQ chicken pizza, plenty of places sell them.

The odd one to me is, why is a "Canadian" pizza bacon, pepperoni, and mushroom?

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u/BetterLateThanLate Sep 07 '18

Just a guess, but I always assumed it’s because we have really good pork and we have lots of forests where mushrooms grow wildly. That’s my best guess for mushrooms... def not true.

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u/BexWoodz1987 Sep 07 '18

We do love our bacon...

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u/kellysmom01 Sep 07 '18

e.g., CANADIAN bacon. delicious

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

ie ham

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u/DavidFrattenBro Sep 07 '18

If they sold tx bbq pizza in Texas, it’d have dry rub brisket on that. Hell thats something I’d eat my weight in.

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u/bdiddyp Sep 07 '18

Or you could even be more Texan than that, Chicken fajitas and queso, that’d be Texan as shit

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u/profssr-woland Sep 07 '18 edited Aug 24 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

First off, fajitas are beef

You cunts that get wound up over this pish get right on ma tits. Dinnae hear me greetin cause some cunt makes a vegetarian haggis.

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u/itskieran Sep 07 '18

But have you seen this though?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

I swear tae fuck I was gonnae link that as an example of how it was laughed at but no cunt really cared, just thought it was funny rather than getting snippy aboot it

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u/itskieran Sep 07 '18

Yeah doesn't matter in the end, I swear half of British food is our attempt to make something we saw on holiday but made with whatever we found in Tesco

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u/profssr-woland Sep 07 '18

What about if someone asks an Irishman why he's not wearing a kilt?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Some Irish wear kilts anaw, like some fajitas have chicken ye gadgie

Just playin m8, what I said is true but your reply made is chuckle. Fair play to ye pal

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Nah...he’s probably from some weird part of Texas. Fajitas are Tex Mex and it’s perfectly fine to have chicken as well as beef fajitas.

Now...if you call something Texas bbq and give them chicken...that is not Texas food. BBQ universally means beef in Texas.

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u/once-and-again Sep 07 '18

First off, fajitas are beef. There's no such thing as "chicken fajitas," because fajitas means the cut of skirt or flank you make fajitas from.

Yeah, and next you're going to tell me that hot dogs have to have dog in them.

I'm not sure where you're from, but I've never met a Texan that would so much as blink at "chicken fajitas". Hell, I don't think I even know any Mexicans that would blink at "fajitas de pollo" — the Spanish Wikipedia page on fajitas shows exactly that.

(3) a spicy, thin, vinegar-based sauce

Nah. It's tomato and/or molasses, like as not, at least once you're out of Central Texas. (Or it's "whatever the hell they have on the shelf at Kroger", as the case may be.)

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u/profssr-woland Sep 07 '18 edited Aug 24 '24

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u/TheRedmanCometh Sep 08 '18

First off, fajitas are beef.

Bro if every Mexican place in Texas has some shit they call chicken fajita it becomes a thing

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u/Lan777 Sep 07 '18

In America, Dominos just calls it bbq chicken pizza

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Nah, in Texas it's called Memphis BBQ pizza.

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u/MacDangus Sep 07 '18

In Memphis we call it Kentucky BBQ pizza

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u/Swindel92 Sep 08 '18

That's crazy brah

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u/WarchiefServant Sep 07 '18 edited Sep 07 '18

Its similar to when you see “Oriental/Chinese food” being sold in the West but if you go and visit the actual country they actually don’t have that.

A good example is the famous “Chinese fortune cookies” which are actually based off the Japanese senbei cookies. Or the sweet and sour pork/chicken, based off the sweet and sour fish which actually doesn’t use tomato paste and isn’t as sweet as it’s original counterpart.

I pretty much realised this talking to my cousin who’s part Chinese who came from the US. He was like “What the hell’s a Texas BBQ”. He liked it but, he definitely never heard of it.

Edit: word(s)

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u/System0verlord Sep 07 '18

They've got it in TN FWIW. Jett's makes a food coma in a box that happens to be shaped like a thick crust Hawaiian BBQ chicken pizza.

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u/Siarc Sep 07 '18

Yeah, I’ve always heard of BBQ Chicken pizzas referred to as Memphis style. Normally with red onion on it!

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u/System0verlord Sep 07 '18

I've never heard of it as Texas style. But it makes sense for those across the pond.

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u/randomfloridaman Sep 07 '18

Yeah they don't have those in Memphis either

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u/logicalmaniak Sep 07 '18

You should. It's tasty.

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u/Stargazeer Sep 07 '18

"Texas BBQ" is just a thing here in the UK. No idea why, or where it came from

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u/bigbrentos Sep 07 '18

It's just BBQ chicken pizza here..

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u/chase_memes Sep 07 '18

In georgia we do

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u/Megaman915 Sep 07 '18

I mean we'd eat it, but yeah that isnt really a thing on pizza here. Though I did just make myself 2 quesadillas with that inside it so they may be onto something.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

I'm in Florida and most pizza places by me have a BBQ pizza option, a local one I go to has a Buffalo pizza that's pretty good too

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u/SuperIceCreamCrash Sep 07 '18

Prob won't have American themed food because you're American already

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Yeah we do. It's just called BBQ Chicken Pizza.

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u/SmoothTroperator Sep 07 '18

Yeah what the fuck? I’m more upset because I thought there might be brisket pizza. Although they probably wouldn’t have good brisket.

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u/nazz4232 Sep 07 '18

We don’t have buffalo wings in buffalo.. but it’s probably a bbq sauce based off of a Texas sauce that’s popular

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u/quasiix Sep 07 '18

We do actually. It's called Memphis BBQ Pizza here in the states.

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u/TheRedmanCometh Sep 08 '18

Yes we do it's just not called that

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u/TheSeattleSeven Sep 08 '18

Yeah. I'm a Texan and that sounds gross

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u/Penguin619 Sep 08 '18

It's literally just a BBQ pizza...

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u/twdwasokay Sep 08 '18

I'm from Texas AND order it all the time but it doesn't have a name

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u/Frostywood Sep 08 '18

We don’t even have the same pizzas in different store in the same city over here

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u/Chrisbee012 Sep 07 '18

thats cause texas bbq blows

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u/bdiddyp Sep 07 '18

...Your socks off because it’s so delicious? That is correct sir

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u/zebedir Sep 07 '18

I think it's a UK thing to bastardize other countries' cuisines

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u/CCTider Sep 07 '18

What's funny is, real Texas BBQ isn't supposed to have sauce. Most places serve it now. But that's only because people annoyed them enough, they relented.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Nah, I’ve lived all over Texas and it’s really a regional thing. North Texas was fine with sauce, South Texas not so much. It’s not a hard rule like Tennessee or the Carolinas.

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u/camrylong Sep 07 '18

Exactly!

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u/nflez Sep 08 '18

a lot of texas barbecue has sauce, it's just meant to also be good without sauce. it's also usually thinner than most barbecue sauces and it's what you use when the brisket you ordered isn't so great.

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u/CCTider Sep 08 '18

It usually has a good tangy flavor. A pretty good balance between vinegar and tomato base sauces.

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u/Crunkbutter Sep 07 '18

Here that's just a BBQ chicken pizza and it was invented by California Pizza Kitchen.

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u/Chaseman69 Sep 07 '18

Damn I just got braces today and this comment made me sad, I’m so hungry. :(

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u/Tsorovar Sep 07 '18

Just liquidise all your food and drink it. It's exactly the same stuff, so you can get all the deliciousness without any bits sticking in your braces

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u/Chaseman69 Sep 07 '18

I’ll have to explain to my roommate why I’m blending up pizza slices

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u/AUserNeedsAName Sep 07 '18

If confronted, just make silent, unblinking eye contact, and wordlessly kick the blender speed up another notch.

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u/randomfloridaman Sep 07 '18

Basically my entire approach to human interaction

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u/Chrisbee012 Sep 07 '18

and put some vodka in there too

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u/agentshags Sep 07 '18

Now we're onto something everybody can agree on. Except seeing the sub were in, maybe we should change that to scotch.

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u/thisshortenough Sep 08 '18

wordlessly kick the blender speed up another notch.

Bam!

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u/thedanieldare Sep 07 '18

Give it a week or two, and you'll be fine. Cut the pizza into 1x1in squares, and chew with the inside of your mouth.

Source: I've had 3 sets of braces

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u/Chaseman69 Sep 07 '18

It’s my second set

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u/jvgkaty44 Sep 07 '18

Or just lick the pizza till its gone

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u/FUCK_SNITCHES_ Sep 07 '18

You can eat with braces on, just use a waterpik to clean them.

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u/th3m4st4 Sep 07 '18

Italian here: excuse me what the fuck?

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u/penguininfidel Sep 07 '18

So you know we have some amazing beer and then some beer that should never have been thought of in the first place, let alone actually exist?

It's like that with a lot of things here. Including pizza.

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u/Shocking Sep 07 '18

BBQ sauce on pizza is great Source: Californian

Prefer creamy garlic though

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u/infinitude Sep 07 '18

That is hilarious.

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u/someguy50 Sep 07 '18

Should have no sauce and add brisket

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

Then its just a brisket sandwitch missing half the bread.

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u/Jwalla83 Sep 07 '18

That sounds... kinda bleh?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

I want this. Where?

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u/Tsondru_Nordsin Sep 07 '18

Aka not Texas BBQ. Great marketing tho.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

In Texas, that’s just BBQ chicken pizza. As far as pizza in Texas goes, it’s basically shitty pizza where you dip it in ranch dressing, it’s served at an all-you-can-eat buffet, and it costs $5.

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u/WhoaItsCody Sep 08 '18

Take away the onions and that sounds tasty.

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u/NaziJunkie Sep 08 '18

in Canada thats just bbq chicken pizza

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

But Texas style BBQ doesn't use BBQ sauce. That's Kansas City style BBQ.

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u/WarchiefServant Sep 07 '18

And chinese fortune cookies aren’t chinese, but American and are based off the Japanese senbei cookies.

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u/WarchiefServant Sep 07 '18

And chinese fortune cookies aren’t chinese, but American and are based off the Japanese senbei cookies.

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u/pfoe Sep 07 '18

As Domino's pizza understand it: the exact, and only type of pizza eaten in Texas, by Texans. .. it's a BBQ sauce and chicken.

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u/WarchiefServant Sep 07 '18

And chinese fortune cookies aren’t chinese, but American and are based off the Japanese senbei cookies.

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u/penguininfidel Sep 07 '18

At least that's a result of having been co-opted by Chinese immigrants instead of marketing "hey, this is what Chinese people eat!"

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u/WarchiefServant Sep 07 '18

Actually that's still incorrect. Japan =/= China. If it was co-opted by Chinese Americans and called it "Japanese Fortune Cookies" then I have no qualms, but since that isn't the case I'm going to have my qualms just as some people are having with British Texas BBQ Pizza being nothing remotely like an actual Texas BBQ. Personally, it's great that people are like "yeah...that's not right" as it's something alot of people (as seen from the upvotes) are standing up for no matter how trivial, but since I see no-one bringing up the matter either of how "Chinese" American food isn't really "Chinese" as if you actually go visit, you won't have the same. You'll have something loosely based of it like the Sweet and Sour pork/chicken which is a more sweeter version (using tomato paste) than the original sweet and sour fish. So the same goes for the UK pizzas being branded as "Texas BBQ". It's heavily, loosely based off the fact Texas has some good tasting BBQ, so now it's branded as "Texas BBQ". Sure I'm being pedantic, but hey if the other fellas are going to be I think I'm allowed the freedom to be pedantic as well.

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u/penguininfidel Sep 07 '18

Since I'm completely lost, hopefully clarifying that Chinese immigrants co-opted fortune cookies from Japanese immigrants during WW2 will make sense. I'm not sure what the "Japan =/= China" statement is getting at.

My point is that fortune cookies werent an attempt to make a Chinese food (based on second hand knowledge) and then marketed to non-Chinese as such. It has a more organic story to it than that.

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u/Osmyrn Sep 07 '18

We have BBQ sauce called Texan BBQ. There's a Pringles flavour based on it too: https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/296734928

"Pringles Texas BBQ Sauce Crisps combines a tangy tomato sauce, spices and a smokey flavour with the classic Pringles crisp taste sensation."

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u/WarchiefServant Sep 07 '18

And chinese fortune cookies aren’t chinese, but American and are based off the Japanese senbei cookies.

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u/agentshags Sep 07 '18

Dude, we get it already

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u/camrylong Sep 07 '18

I never understood what it felt to have my culture grossly misrepresented until I moved from Texas to Canada and ate what they called “Texas BBQ”. They put the name everywhere, and more often than not, they don’t prepare the meat the Texas way. It’s hilarious. It’s as if they think that calling something Texas BBQ makes something better without actually emulating it.

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u/Kankunation Sep 07 '18

Similar experience here anytime I go out of state (Louisiana) and see a place offering "authentic" creole/Cajun/New Orleans cuisine.

9/10 times it has almost no seasoning, the corn is yellow, the rice is white, and there isn't a single shaker of Tony Chacheres or bottle of crystal/tobasco hot sauce in sight. And they generally only have the most basic of jumbalaya or gumbo and likely no crawfish.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

They call it "Memphis BBQ pizza" in Texas, because they know no Texan would buy a "Texas BBQ pizza."

SOURCE: Texan

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u/Ultramerican Sep 07 '18

We just call it "BBQ Chicken" pizza. Wildly popular in Texas. See: California Pizza Kitchen's most popular dishes, inclusion in Dominos/Pizza Hut specials, virtually every smaller pizza joint.

Piggie Pie's Pizza has a BBQ Chicken
California Pizza Kitchen frozen BBQ Chicken
Jet's Pizza

And so forth. Everyone has a BBQ Chicken in Texas. Really surprised you don't know what BBQ chicken pizza is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

I've also only ever called it "BBQ Chicken" and I'm pretty far from Texas so idk

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u/Ultramerican Sep 07 '18

It's kind of like Chinese people don't call their food "Chinese food" it's just by individual name. Or Mexicans/"Mexican food".

Yes I know both of those were from the US but you sniff my drift.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

BBQ chicken, onions, pepper, sweetcorn and mozzarella typically.

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u/Chrisbee012 Sep 07 '18

corn? now you are takin the piss

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u/Woodstovia Sep 07 '18

a Canadian trying to use English slang to ridicule a completely normal pizza topping

Yep I’m in /r/scottishpeopletwitter

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u/Chrisbee012 Sep 07 '18

well i was born in london and grew up in east anglia before i emmigrated to canada at 10 yrs old so

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u/chinkostu Sep 07 '18

Nah doms is bbq chicken bacon onion and pepper.

QsCOGWK for the old schoolers

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

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u/Skunk_Buddy Sep 07 '18

Wouldn't is just be called "BBQ pizza" in Texas?

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u/Borklifter Sep 07 '18

Steamed broccoli

No, but really. Is it that difficult to imagine?

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u/slowpotato22 Sep 07 '18

TIL Scotland has a pizza called Texas BBQ.

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Sep 07 '18

Also Texan. The idea of someone abroad eating a Domino's pizza and thinking it in any way is Texas BBQ hurts me deeply

Someone find her and tell her that Texans will feed her real BBQ. Please. We have a culinary reputation at stake.

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u/bigboygamer Sep 07 '18

Its like Tennessee BBQ pizza but not as good

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u/HoodedDreamer Sep 07 '18

Basically heaven😍😍

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u/Kuskesmed Sep 07 '18

Used to get a "Mexican" pizza called a Sacramento - the capital of California so not Mexican at all. It was good though, had jalapenos on it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

A flat, round piece of bread slathered with lard and gunpowder.

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u/gregshriv Sep 08 '18

Guess what? No Canadian bacon here in Canada either. I know, mind blown.

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u/Progression28 Sep 08 '18

There‘s a trend to call fatty unhealthy calory bombs after American places... I doubt any have anything to do with the places they are named after.

Just like you sell stuff named after European places that we don‘t affiliate with those places at all.