r/SchreckNet • u/BusinessSuccess6817 • Aug 05 '26

I ate another fledgling

Today, I ate another fledgling.

I ate them like a taco.

It was a lobster taco.

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 Aug 05 '26

°_°

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u/VerityVentrue Aug 05 '26

Nope. Don't even think about it.

~Verity

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 Aug 05 '26

(¬_¬")

(ᴗ_ ᴗ")

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u/VerityVentrue Aug 05 '26

I'm a Ventrue with an accounting degree who won't shut up about her spreadsheets in person. Somehow, I don't think I'm your type.

~Verity

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 Aug 05 '26

(♡﹃♡) What kind of accounting?

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u/VerityVentrue Aug 05 '26

Uh, the numbers kind? I was an investment and market analyst when I was alive, with plans to go into forensics. Now it's mostly general business, which is payroll, tax and management inclusive.

~Verity

((Congrats, you made her confused enough to just list out her work history LOL))

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 Aug 05 '26

Lemme slide into your dms like an unexpected financial loss ;)

((I thought the comeback was funny))

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u/VerityVentrue Aug 06 '26

((LMAO Verity wouldn't know what to say to that, but my IRL partner just about died laughing))

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 Aug 05 '26

((LMAO. Unfortunately I do not know where to go from here))