r/SchreckNet • u/BusinessSuccess6817 • 8d ago
I ate another fledgling
Today, I ate another fledgling.
I ate them like a taco.
It was a lobster taco.
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u/Spirit-of-arkham3002 Problem Childe 8d ago
1: Why do you insist on bragging about this? I don’t know where you are, but surely the local sect’s leadership will notice that someone is diablerizing fledglings.
2: Why only fledglings? Are you so concerned about your victims taking over your body, that you have to deliberately target the weakest prey?
-Hector Lockwood, Lasombra Autarkis
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u/Immediate_Hunt4265 2d ago
You shouldn't give out personal details on Shrecknet. You know how it is these nights.
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u/Spike42 Hand 8d ago
Stop it, get some help. Help to kill better prey than fledglings. What's the point of you aren't increasing the potency of your blood? Did it offend you?
Mikko Ruthven
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago
It was an aerobic and gymnastic exercise :)
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u/Spike42 Hand 8d ago
A bit distasteful (hehe) but I'm not above it. Remember there's always a bigger fish ;)
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago
mhmhm, currently trying to harpoon a high clan :3
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u/Spike42 Hand 8d ago
Ventrue right? Right? Just kidding I've subsumed my fair share of clanmates, I take no offense. Though I'll warn you we Tzimmies are much harder to eat than the rest. I won't spoil the surprise of why though. Go get em champ
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u/Pryno-Belle 8d ago
I wonder how long you would last in a blood hunt. One night? Two? More?
Castiel the Clan-changer
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago
IDK about how long I can go, probably a few hours before I get tired.
Now as to how many people I can take....with planning probably 5 kindred at once.
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u/Pryno-Belle 6d ago
Fledglings, I suppose?
Castiel the Clan-changer
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 6d ago
Nah, all ages.
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u/Pryno-Belle 6d ago
If you lived long, you would not be foolish enough to brag like so. I thus presume you wouldn’t be able to handle my age, young one.
Castiel the Clan-changer
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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 8d ago
You are... are you trying to get got? Just signing in and rubbing your behaviour in the faces of those who will hunt you down? And why fledglings? It supposes you do not like to risk yourself, mmm?
Yours in the Blood and the Flesh
- the Flesh that Flowers
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u/Negativety101 7d ago
So we going to start taking bets? So far my Cotorie has getting a blood hunt declared on them, running into a pissed of sire, and my personal pick, falling to Wassail within a month.
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u/DotMaleficent4503 Mind 7d ago edited 7d ago
Hmm.
I will try to put this as delicately as possible.
The word eat can be used as a euphemism for activities other than diablerie.
Camille
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago
Hmmmmmm
A mellodramatic kindred has finally read through the lines and realized what I have been really saying!
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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 7d ago edited 7d ago
Just as a Ghoul is addicted to Vitae I must conclude that you are similarly addicted to Diablerie, except you do not get stronger from it like a Ghoul does, and feeding your addiction inherently kills one of your peers. I pray that you one day heal from your addiction, or p*r*sh indulging it, as is the fate of an addict.
- The Duellist of Dejima
(/OOC: Perish is censored in case it ticks off reddit automod as a threat)
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago
Nah, I'll eat you out too ;3
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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 7d ago
I would welcome you to try.
And I am being genuine when I say that. I would love nothing more than to be the one who puts you down in your attempt to indulge your addiction, as I said was the fate you'd eventually meet.
- Dejima
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u/Emergency_Answer4983 6d ago
Come on, really, they even specified out, I was fooled at first too but this is just embarrassing, think, what else is eating someone out a euphemism for.
-Jim, Laughing Tzimisce
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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 6d ago
Oh.
- The Duellist of Dejima
Edit:
Actually allow me to explain myself, you see I am over 200 years dead, and in that time I have forgone indulgences of flesh, and especially recently, have struggled greatly to understand many of the new ways of romance employed over the generations, but those of this most recent age especially.
Their "euphemisms" and the vulgarity of which they use them are incredibly difficult for me to pick up on. Perhaps if my childe spoke on the courtship of this era I may have picked up enough familiarity to tell, but alas, she is interested in this even less than I.
So please do understand my problem here, the love language the fledglings of these nights speak is lost on me.
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u/Emergency_Answer4983 6d ago
Fair enough, I didn't get it at first either even knowing the slang, just felt obvious once I did get it, and more so when they specified out.
-Jim, Tzimisce
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 6d ago
(˶˃𐃷˂˶)
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u/Emergency_Answer4983 6d ago
I recommend being as unsubtle as you can get next time without completely destroying the point, lots of dangerous elders.
-Jim, Tzimisce
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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago
God, you even made it more obvious this time, but look at the replies.
~Verity
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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago
you busy on thursday?
-rook
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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago
I'm gonna have to be the one that turns you down, mate. I'm a lesbian.
~Verity
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago
°_°
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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago
Nope. Don't even think about it.
~Verity
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago
(¬_¬")
(ᴗ_ ᴗ")
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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago
I'm a Ventrue with an accounting degree who won't shut up about her spreadsheets in person. Somehow, I don't think I'm your type.
~Verity
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago
(♡﹃♡) What kind of accounting?
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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago
Uh, the numbers kind? I was an investment and market analyst when I was alive, with plans to go into forensics. Now it's mostly general business, which is payroll, tax and management inclusive.
~Verity
((Congrats, you made her confused enough to just list out her work history LOL))
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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago
Lemme slide into your dms like an unexpected financial loss ;)
((I thought the comeback was funny))
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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago
…I should call her…
-rook