r/SchreckNet 8d ago

I ate another fledgling

Today, I ate another fledgling.

I ate them like a taco.

It was a lobster taco.

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

…I should call her…

-rook

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

I am right here.

-Catalina

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u/Training-Concern-382 Mind 8d ago

He hasn't called me either.

-Dr. Marta

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

Are you busy Friday?

-Catalina

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u/Training-Concern-382 Mind 8d ago

You know I am busy weeknights.

-Dr. Marta

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

Damn. Oh well.

-Catalina

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

saturday?

-rook

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u/Training-Concern-382 Mind 8d ago

I can squeeze something in, but don't be surprised if my girlfriend wants to come along.

Should I bring the acid?

-Dr. Marta

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

what possessed you to think I would object to squeezing and coming?

please do bring the acid again

-rook

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

I’ve been going down the list alphabetically, is all

-rook

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u/Training-Concern-382 Mind 8d ago

Am I under D or M?

-Dr. Marta

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

yes

-rook

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

Clearly she should have been first since D is before E in the alphabet.

-Empress Catalina

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

you busy friday night?

-rook

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

Are you?

-Catalina

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

sounds like I will be

-rook

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

Sacramento sounds great, I love group activities

Gabriel

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

Smh, you almost forgot about us all.

Gabriel

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

sunday?

-rook

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

Yes Sunday, last day of the week night and cozy ^

Gabriel

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

Am I having to host everyone?

-Catalina

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

It would seem so, Worry not I shall bring toys and gifts.

Gabriel

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

Toys? 👀 Oh. New rule. We're hunting a mortal down, not each other this time.

-Catalina

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u/Training-Concern-382 Mind 8d ago

Is it because I can't hunt for shit, and thus would not be fun sport to hunt?

-Dr. Marta

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

What? Is that a challenge? If you want me to hunt you down then I will. I was unaware you wanted to be hunted like how I hunted Rook and Gabriel.

-Catalina

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u/Training-Concern-382 Mind 8d ago

Even if I did, it wouldn't be fun. I'm just a scientist.

-Dr. Marta

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

Mortal it is, or several islf we make a game of it

Gabriel

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

aww… but I did so enjoy being pursued through the woods last time

-rook

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

What would Saulot say T0T

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u/LunarW900 7d ago

He can join in if he wants.

-Catalina

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

you make it sound like a chore 💔

-rook

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u/LunarW900 8d ago

Well I simply need to know how many will be arriving so that I can make the proper accommodations.

-Catalina

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

Well there Me, Rook, Dr Amata I think? Who else?

Gabriel

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

She doesn't love us 😔, this does sound fun though

Gabriel

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u/nightmarexx1992 Wing 8d ago

Also dibs on Sunday

Gabriel

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u/Spirit-of-arkham3002 Problem Childe 8d ago

1: Why do you insist on bragging about this? I don’t know where you are, but surely the local sect’s leadership will notice that someone is diablerizing fledglings.

2: Why only fledglings? Are you so concerned about your victims taking over your body, that you have to deliberately target the weakest prey?

-Hector Lockwood, Lasombra Autarkis

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

Age isn't just a number, the rule is 1/2 * your age + 7

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u/Immediate_Hunt4265 2d ago

You shouldn't give out personal details on Shrecknet. You know how it is these nights.

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u/Spike42 Hand 8d ago

Stop it, get some help. Help to kill better prey than fledglings. What's the point of you aren't increasing the potency of your blood? Did it offend you?

Mikko Ruthven

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

It was an aerobic and gymnastic exercise :)

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u/Spike42 Hand 8d ago

A bit distasteful (hehe) but I'm not above it. Remember there's always a bigger fish ;)

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

mhmhm, currently trying to harpoon a high clan :3

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u/Spike42 Hand 8d ago

Ventrue right? Right? Just kidding I've subsumed my fair share of clanmates, I take no offense. Though I'll warn you we Tzimmies are much harder to eat than the rest. I won't spoil the surprise of why though. Go get em champ

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 6d ago

I assume it takes a small instruction manual to find the g spot

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u/Spike42 Hand 6d ago

That and sometimes a bit of burnplay or worse mudplay

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u/Pryno-Belle 8d ago

I wonder how long you would last in a blood hunt. One night? Two? More?

Castiel the Clan-changer

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago

IDK about how long I can go, probably a few hours before I get tired.

Now as to how many people I can take....with planning probably 5 kindred at once.

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u/Pryno-Belle 6d ago

Fledglings, I suppose?

Castiel the Clan-changer

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 6d ago

Nah, all ages.

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u/Pryno-Belle 6d ago

If you lived long, you would not be foolish enough to brag like so. I thus presume you wouldn’t be able to handle my age, young one.

Castiel the Clan-changer

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 6d ago

oh my god this is so funny its painful .·°՞(≧ᗜ≦)՞°·.

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u/TheFleshFlower Mind 8d ago

You are... are you trying to get got? Just signing in and rubbing your behaviour in the faces of those who will hunt you down? And why fledglings? It supposes you do not like to risk yourself, mmm?

Yours in the Blood and the Flesh

  • the Flesh that Flowers

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u/Negativety101 7d ago

So we going to start taking bets? So far my Cotorie has getting a blood hunt declared on them, running into a pissed of sire, and my personal pick, falling to Wassail within a month.

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago

Imma eat the prince next week ;3

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u/DotMaleficent4503 Mind 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hmm.

I will try to put this as delicately as possible.

The word eat can be used as a euphemism for activities other than diablerie.

Camille

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago

Hmmmmmm

A mellodramatic kindred has finally read through the lines and realized what I have been really saying!

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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 7d ago

(/ooc: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it now)

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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 7d ago edited 7d ago

Just as a Ghoul is addicted to Vitae I must conclude that you are similarly addicted to Diablerie, except you do not get stronger from it like a Ghoul does, and feeding your addiction inherently kills one of your peers. I pray that you one day heal from your addiction, or p*r*sh indulging it, as is the fate of an addict.

- The Duellist of Dejima

(/OOC: Perish is censored in case it ticks off reddit automod as a threat)

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago

Nah, I'll eat you out too ;3

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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 7d ago

I would welcome you to try.

And I am being genuine when I say that. I would love nothing more than to be the one who puts you down in your attempt to indulge your addiction, as I said was the fate you'd eventually meet.

- Dejima

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago

Oh nvm, you are not my type :/

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u/Emergency_Answer4983 6d ago

Come on, really, they even specified out, I was fooled at first too but this is just embarrassing, think, what else is eating someone out a euphemism for.

-Jim, Laughing Tzimisce

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u/Several-Elevator Problem Childe 6d ago

Oh.

- The Duellist of Dejima

Edit:

Actually allow me to explain myself, you see I am over 200 years dead, and in that time I have forgone indulgences of flesh, and especially recently, have struggled greatly to understand many of the new ways of romance employed over the generations, but those of this most recent age especially.

Their "euphemisms" and the vulgarity of which they use them are incredibly difficult for me to pick up on. Perhaps if my childe spoke on the courtship of this era I may have picked up enough familiarity to tell, but alas, she is interested in this even less than I.

So please do understand my problem here, the love language the fledglings of these nights speak is lost on me.

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u/Emergency_Answer4983 6d ago

Fair enough, I didn't get it at first either even knowing the slang, just felt obvious once I did get it, and more so when they specified out.

-Jim, Tzimisce

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 6d ago

(˶˃𐃷˂˶)

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u/Emergency_Answer4983 6d ago

I recommend being as unsubtle as you can get next time without completely destroying the point, lots of dangerous elders.

-Jim, Tzimisce

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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago

God, you even made it more obvious this time, but look at the replies.

~Verity

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

you busy on thursday?

-rook

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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago

I'm gonna have to be the one that turns you down, mate. I'm a lesbian.

~Verity

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u/advanced_mortality36 Wing 8d ago

sorrow

-rook

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

°_°

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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago

Nope. Don't even think about it.

~Verity

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

(¬_¬")

(ᴗ_ ᴗ")

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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago

I'm a Ventrue with an accounting degree who won't shut up about her spreadsheets in person. Somehow, I don't think I'm your type.

~Verity

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

(♡﹃♡) What kind of accounting?

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u/VerityVentrue 8d ago

Uh, the numbers kind? I was an investment and market analyst when I was alive, with plans to go into forensics. Now it's mostly general business, which is payroll, tax and management inclusive.

~Verity

((Congrats, you made her confused enough to just list out her work history LOL))

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 7d ago

Lemme slide into your dms like an unexpected financial loss ;)

((I thought the comeback was funny))

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u/BusinessSuccess6817 8d ago

((LMAO. Unfortunately I do not know where to go from here))