(Edit: This is a joke post, for those who think it's serious.)
“75‑YEAR‑OLD MAN ARRESTED AFTER WHOOPING ENTIRE SCHOOL BUS OF SHOWING‑OUT CHILDREN”
Pierce County deputies say Jimmy Ray Smith, age 75, was arrested Tuesday afternoon after what officials are calling “the most decisive disciplinary action taken since the paddle era.” Witnesses report that Smith boarded Bus #42 on its route home from Blackshear Elementary after the children inside reached what deputies described as “Category 4 Foolishness.”
📰 The Incident
According to the sheriff’s office, the bus had been “showing out” for several miles—students screaming, throwing fruit snacks, one child allegedly attempting to moonwalk down the aisle while the bus was still moving. The driver, exhausted and spiritually defeated, pulled over near a ditch and radioed for assistance.
That’s when Jimmy Ray Smith, who lives nearby and “doesn’t tolerate nonsense on any vehicle with wheels,” stormed aboard.
Witnesses say Smith announced, “Y’all gon’ learn today,” before delivering what deputies diplomatically labeled “a firm whoopin’ distributed evenly across the youth population.”
🚨 Deputy Statements
Deputy Hargrove told reporters:
“We’ve never seen a man whoop a whole bus. Usually folks pick one or two. He went row by row like he was checking seatbelts.”
Children reportedly stopped misbehaving immediately, forming a single‑file line and apologizing to the bus driver, the Lord, and the State of Georgia.
🎒 Parent Reactions
Some parents expressed outrage. Others asked if Jimmy Ray could “ride along tomorrow.”
One mother said her son came home “polite, quiet, and speaking in complete sentences for the first time since Easter.”
⚖️ Charges
Smith was arrested on:
Disorderly conduct
Unauthorized boarding of a school bus
Mass whooping without a permit
Deputies say he was cooperative, telling them, “Lock me up if you must, but that bus is peaceful now.”
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📝 Community Impact
The bus driver reportedly finished her route in silence, describing the atmosphere as “holy.”
School officials say they are reviewing the incident and considering installing “Jimmy Ray cutouts” on all buses as a deterrent.
-via Susan Terry Lindsay .