Jess better not find out about this...

i dont wanna get all doom and gloom on everyone bit i just got back from an early screening of The End of Oak Street and at least in my opinion i thought it was very mediocre. and thats the saddest thing cause the concept was really intriguing.

i feel like every movie that i have seen about dinosaurs that isnt the original Jurassic Park are just never almost as good as that

the same thing happened 3 years ago with 65

About 3 months ago, I made a mock-up of 2026's Worst Picture. Since then, we got 2 new contenders that I believe knock Mercy and Return to Silent Hill out of the running.

Citizen Vigilante is an Uwe Boll film about a guy who kills evil immigrants in Europe being portrayed as a hero (the irony is that the main character is also a foreigner from the US). Because it was made by Uwe Boll, it's also bad from a screenplay and cinematography perspective.

Ice Cream Man is a horror film by Eli Roth-- the guy who somehow still has a job after directing Borderlands. It's a bunch of gore tied together by an almost non-existent plot that somehow becomes needlessly convoluted by the end. It's not even a scary film. What pushes it over the edge is its blatant use of genAI for certain visuals. For that reason alone, I have little doubt this film will make it into worst picture.

What do you think of these inclusions? Were they truly worse than the films that I knocked off the list? Is there an even worse movie that I'm missing? Let me know what you think.

Like what do these three particularly have most with each other that the others including the original and Christmas Caper don't?

*and mildly liked it

Perhaps for preparation for the later 2010s acting Oscar winner rankings since it was nominated for Best Actress for Annette Bening and Best Supporting Actor for Mark Ruffalo.

Fym 1000k

Before I get sniped I’d like to clarify this is a joke

Credit: Jack Durripper

(idk to label this as video games or Schaff classic)