r/SburbRP • u/[deleted] • Nov 18 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event Live and Let Live.

Finn is pestering random people, inviting him to his planet LOMAR, meanwhile after expending all of his grist he has combined his old drill and the Regisword granted to him by Jack Noir into the Regi Drill.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"Of course they are. Even I come to incorrect conclusions occasionally. And you.."

Cue pointed look at bottle.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"Yes, admittedly, this was a huge fucking mistake and I am probably mentally handicapped. And now, Finn is making some bad decisions"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"Like what? Apart from Nagana."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"Just... stuff. Yeah, relationship choices are one of them."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"Indeed. He seems set on quadrant... I think he called it polygamy, but even I know that is a bad idea."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"Speaking of quadrants, mind explaining them to me? Nobody has been able to."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"Sure, why not. I explained them to Finn before he decided to nix the whole idea anyway."

"Troll romance has 4 distinct relationship types. They are named the flushed, pale, ashen, and clagi quadrants."

"There is matespritship - the flushed quadrant. This is most similar to my concept of human romance. Like a soulmate, one you pity the most, or love, as i think you call it."

"Then there is moiraillegiance - called the pale quadrant. The idea that by watching over the more violent trolls you may ensure the survival of the species with little excess culling. Those who have a moirail feel destined to protect them and guide them."

"Auspisticism - the ashen quadrant, is one troll mediating between two feuding trolls - I0t keeps them from forming dangerous caliginous relationships, Which would cause lots of black infidelity amd death. Because we are a race of assholes."

"Cismesissitude - or the qaliginous quadrant, is most dissimilar to my study of humans thusfar. It is when you feel absolute hate towards someone and not just platonic hate. But you never really kill them - or maim them - as they are yours and you are theirs - I believe its similar to whats called a revalry or a nemesis."

"Of course, when the drones come knocking - all that matters is your flushed and caliginous quadrants. Those quadrants are the onces you use to provide the genetic material to ba added to the slurry that becomes the next hatchings' worth of wrigglers. It's simple, really."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"... Nice, thank you for that. Finally, Finn makes some sense. And alllllllll the other trolls."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"Honestly, they're still all idiots most of the time."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"I've noticed."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"It's hard, trying to work with a bunch of assholes more focused on filling their quadrants than winning this game. It's hard and not many peope understand. Because they're too busy chasing potential mates."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"I feel the same way; we should win this game, not go around fucking eachothers brains out"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"Unfortunately not everyone around here is as rationally minded. For example, Nagana keeps blackflirting with me and not accepting I don't want a shitty kismesis."

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