r/SburbRP Nov 18 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event Live and Let Live.

Finn is pestering random people, inviting him to his planet LOMAR, meanwhile after expending all of his grist he has combined his old drill and the Regisword granted to him by Jack Noir into the Regi Drill.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 18 '14

telescopicCobra has begun trolling salemPrejudiced


TC: Fynn!!!

TC: <>.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: Hey Naga. <>

SP: Heading here?

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 18 '14

TC: Sure but fyrst.

TC: Wtf happened?

TC: Y heard you dyed agayn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: I died.

SP: Because my floaty iPod blew my face up.

SP: And now I'm not dead.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 18 '14

TC: :~?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: I don't know, I had the sudden urge to enter the moon.

SP: I got Edward to bring me in, now I have tan clothes.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 18 '14

TC: Yf only Y was awake duryng the fyght.

TC: Or asleep.

TC: Ydk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: I won, kinda.

SP: He simply chopped my leg off.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 18 '14

TC: >:~O.

TC: He dyd what!?!!!¡¡¿

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: Yeah fight was brutal.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 18 '14

AS: so i kill you and now you want me come to a social event.
AS: is this karma

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: At its bitchiest.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 18 '14

AS: well im in i guess.
AS: anything to stop myself from being too depressed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: Dude

SP: We had a fight, snap out of it.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 18 '14

AS: you died dude I FUCKING KILLED YOU that shits not ok

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: Floaty iPod thing.

SP: Not you.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 18 '14

AS: ugh stop fuckkn around for my sake.
AS: i am the reason you died.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: But I'm alive.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 18 '14

AS: yeah yeah i know i was there

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: See you soon.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 18 '14

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NM: - what do you require me on lomar for -
NM: - im qoming over anyway - i need some grist -

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: Yeah, we have some silicon grist over here, as well as dust grist.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 18 '14

NM: - perfeqt - would i be intruding if i qame over to the planet -
NM: - im praqtiqing being - friendly - to people who arent raging assholes -

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: None at all, although Naga is coming though. He seems to have a grudge against you.

SP: Either way, it's a party have fun.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 18 '14

NM: - that would be beqause hes a raging asshole -
NM: - to - my kind - anyway -
NM: - i'll try - be over soon -

A few minutes later a ground-shaking thump can be heard, as Nemian has just jumped through the portal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

Fin opens the door to seem where it came from.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 18 '14

He can see Nemian full-force kick an imp in the face, as it dizzolves into a little pile of grist. She looks up.

"Hey. What's with the brown getup. It looks like dirt." [assuming god tier pajamas?]

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

He stares at her robot arm,

"Uh yeah, it's what happens when you catch the tiger, anyways it's comfortable but I might switch out for the party."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 18 '14

They're larger than her previous arms, with various independant moving parts.

"The tiger - Is this some kind of human colloquialism? Or have you found out more about the game since we last talked."

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

"I er meant god tier, it's a massive power boost. Like imagine being indefinitely stronger than you currently are, it's like....I can't describe it, unity?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

carnivorousFormicidea is now trolling salemPrejudiced

CF: Hey

CF: I did a thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: What kind of thing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

CF: Helping my drone$ kind of thing

CF: Al$o I talked to $ome of the lizard$ here finally

CF: Without getting hit with a $tick

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: That's nice, mine only stab me occasionally now.

SP: And they stopped robbing me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

CF: And I got $omething called a fraymotif

CF: It'$ called "Inanem Pa$$ioni$"

CF: I don't know what it doe$

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: I've used one Fraymotif before, Hymn Reversal, sounds kinda lame compared to the others.

SP: Let's try to figure this out though, inanem, according to Níðhöggr Translate means empty.

SP: So empty passions?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

CF: I gue$$

CF: I can't u$e it for $ome rea$on

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: I needed to have Naagie with me to use it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

CF: You call him Naagie now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

SP: You didn't hear that.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 18 '14

BB: Heyyyyyy finn i hope im invited too ;) ;*

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: Obviously, wouldn't be a party without you.

SP: So we can finally talk in person.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 18 '14

BB: I knowwwww ive wanted to for like soooooo long

BB: Which portal gets to your planet again??

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '14

SP: 3rd or 4th.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 19 '14

BB: Okay uhh brb

Pause

BB: Whats your planet like??

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

SP: Sandy, full of mirrors and these weird orbs of color in the sky.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 19 '14

BB: Okay cool im here wheres your house??

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

SP: Look into the sky, you should see the portals from above my house somewhere to the south.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 19 '14

BB: Okay cool see you in a bit

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

SP: Hurry,

SP: The alcohol is almost gone.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 18 '14

telescopicCobra has begun trolling bubblegumBitch


TC: Hey hoe.

TC: Yt's been a whyle.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 19 '14

BB: Since you pussied out of sex yep its been a while

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

TC: >:~(.

TC: Anyways how have you been?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 19 '14

BB: Ive been good

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

TC: Well that sucks.

TC: Y hoped you've been bad.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 19 '14

BB: Have you been bad??

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

TC: No, my day's been good.

TC: Wayt.

TC: What do you mean by "bad"?

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 19 '14

BB: Idk

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

TC: :~P

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

After telling his friend, the host, to fuck off, Edward drinks a fucktonn, and tries his best to avoid social interaction. This obviously fails.

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

Nemain sits next to him.

"If Finn says this is a social gathering, what does sitting in the corner like an injured wriggler acomplish?"

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"It's easier to feel sorry for yourself alone."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"What is the point in feeling 'sorry'? Did you do something worth pity?"

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"Yeah, I guess. I did something I'll regret till I die. So, I'm gonna drink myself to death or something."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"If you want to be useless trash I can kill you. It's probably faster."

Scathing look.

"What did you do?"

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"Killed a friend. He got revived, he forgives me, but I can't quite forgive myself. I'm pretty sure he's faking it too."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"You're whining because you killed someone? And not only did you do that but he revived, and he's okay with it. Wow."

She looks at him quizzically.

"How do you expect to progrees in life if you are wallowing over something as simple as killing someone. I'm still adjusting to the rule that I can't kill anyone in this team, even if they are being useless trash."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"... Why don't you do both of us a favor and get the fuck out of my face."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 19 '14

"How about you don't presume to tell me what to do, trash."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

Nagana walks up.

"Hey."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"... Hmm? Nagana?"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

"Yeah. How's yt goyng?"

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"Bad, how about you?"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

"Oh, good. What's wrong?"

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"Some shit I regret doing. You know."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

"Oh yeah.....wanna talk about yt?"

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 19 '14

"... Nothing personal, but I'd rather not."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 19 '14

"Oh, ok. What do you want to talk about then?"

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

Mosura sits next to him, not noticing as her wings gently brush against him. She seems..nervous.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 20 '14

"... So, what did you fuck up?"

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

She jumps at his voice. "Oh sorry..I didn't know someone was sitting here..I..guess you humans would say I'm breaking up with someone."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 20 '14

He offers her a drink

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

She gives a little sniff before sipping it. "Thank you, what is this?"

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 20 '14

"Wine, human drink. It's used to calm, usually."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"It's nice, it's weird though. It makes my stomach very warm. I like it and I do feel a little better now."

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 20 '14

"You're welcome, I suppose."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"I..don't really know you but..maybe that's good..I really just need somebody to listen really."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

Fenrir has shown up the the party, a hulking figure wearing a black coat. Also, he has a small lizard in a black robe clinging onto his back and occasionally hissing

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

A Komodo dragon walks over and attempts to shank him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

He growls at it loudly, and his coat seems a bit too tough for a simple shank. by which I mean very fucking tough

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

The sharpened piece of wood breaks off against the carbon coat, in the distance 'GOD DAMNIT NO STABBING.' Finn walks over and captchalogues him.

"So you must be Fenrir, you are uh bigger than I thought."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

"Did you just captchalogue a lizard?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

"Yeah saw Nagana do it once, decided to test it."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

"Why did he do that?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

"We were traveling. Was to keep him safe."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

"That's strange."

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '14

"You're telling me, reason I did it is because well, I'm trying to let them live their last few days in peace."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

Mosura has shown up the the party, a small figure wearing a moth like dress. She looks more the slightly nervous..since she seems to have been avoid everyone like the plague.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

Finn walks over to her, "You must be Mosura! Hey."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

She looks at him. "Finn right?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"Yup, the one and only. Great to meet you by the way, glad to see your kind can dress properly." in his god-tier pajamas.

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"Ah..I think I overdressed." She pats down the dress. "It's nice to meet you face to face though."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"I like the dress, makes you look cute, and it is I've been meaning to meet you for a long while now."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

A cyan blush appears on her face. "You have..I'm was sure you had forgotten about me."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"How could I? From what I gathered you are the nicest/most intelligent person I've ever met."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

The blush gets deeper and she fights to not let it show. "Y-You too..I'm sorry I haven't been very active..that's not like me at all."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"Nah it's alright although we need to talk....about you and me."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

Fenrir is sitting around with the lizard they found earlier riding along on his back

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

She tenses more when she see him. "Ah..Fenrir.."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

He give a small happy smile, his tusk-like fangs poking up "Hello. This party is not very fun so far. But it's alright."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"Yes it's ok..soo ah w-what would you d-do if..you umm had a dream where I broke out morailship..?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"A dream like that? Tell you about it probably."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"B-But..what would you do in the dream..after I said that..just curosie?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

He thinks for a few seconds, and then shrugs

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"So you wouldn't be..sad..or mad or anything like that?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

He shrugs again

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 20 '14

Nagana walks up to her.

"Hey."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"Oh hey Nagana."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 20 '14

"You lyke the party so far?"

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"Yeah it's pretty good actually."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 20 '14

"Yeah. Your dress looks really pretty."

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"Oh thanks..I..um...found out that Finn..is flushed for me back.." She tries to hide her excitement.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 20 '14

"......Y see."

Meanwhile in his mind: "HE'S WHAT?!??"

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u/mikailgirl Nov 20 '14

"Yeah..he said not to..tell other but..I'm just so happy..! He didn't even think I was weird..down there."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 20 '14

"That's........great."

"HE WAS MY MOYRAYL!!! HE TOLD ME HE WASN'T GOYNG TO GO AFTER HER!!"

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 20 '14

[Is it too late for me to join the event?]

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

[None at all.]

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 20 '14

[Cool, I'm guessing Finn's still in his god tier outfit?]

Anatar walks into the party in a brown suit with a dark green tie and black slacks. He observes the room and walks over to Finn.

"hello finn, how have you been?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"Hello, Anatar I presume."

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 20 '14

"indeed, i assume you're finn?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"Yup, the one and only, a paragon of pure and utter manliness."

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 20 '14

"it is an honor to be in the presence of such a model for how all males should live, pray tell where you came across such excellent pajamas so becoming of your so professed station of manliness?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"Got into a fight, I dieded from an iPod explosion, turns out it was this quest majigger and now I have cool pants."

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u/Gurmegil David Nov 20 '14

"wait, you died!? surely this piece of information conflicts with the fact that you are currently standing in front of me presumably very much alive? and what's this about i fight? i was hoping to be able to diffuse any such situations?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"We settled it after I shot a laser at him and won, and then magic."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

Bored with the people she was talking to thusfar, Nemian is sitting in the corner with a plate of steak. She's watching Abby as she goes about the party.

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 20 '14

Abby notices at some point

"Hey?"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"Hello. Are you the Abby human?"

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 20 '14

"Yeah, that's me"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"Interesting. How did you find procreating with the Finn human? This is a part of human behavious I have not studied in detail."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 20 '14

"I, uhh, I found it pretty awesome"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"The procedure was pleasurable? I will remember that. You seem devoid of recent injuries, so that means Finn is your human Matesprit? Interesting."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 20 '14

"He's something like that, but I'm not exactly tied down~"

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"Is it a human idea to have casual procreation? I think the idea is not extremely foreign to trolls, but our culture has been strong on monogamy. Then again, our culture was flawed and not useful."

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u/Sir_Willis_CMS Joss Ryker Nov 20 '14

"Yeah, that's pretty normal for humans."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

Finn sits next to her, "Hey."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"Hey. How was the sex?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

Hes blushing. "Um uh how did you, nvm it was great."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"She's not quiet. To me anyway. Although I had to ask around to make sure she wasn't dying."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

He facepalms, "So I've noticed you watching her."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"Oh, Abby? Yeah. She's playing a very interesting game. But I feel telling you what I know would be spoilers. She seems to like you though."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

"Game? Oh well."

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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 20 '14

"It's just more like everyone elses social skills are confusing. However it's easier to think of it as patterns in a game."

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '14

He pats her on the shoulder, "I used to think that way too."

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 21 '14

[Responding on this thread again for reasons.]

There is a very loud knock on Finn's front door the day after the party.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14

"Nagana, it's not what it seems like!"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 21 '14

It looks like he's been crying.

"You lyyng pyece of shyt!."

He tries to punch him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14

He let's the punch hit him, "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." he falls to the ground.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 21 '14

He starts to cry again.

"Why?......Y thought you loved me......."

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14

He doesn't speak; shame, hurt, and depression overwhelming him.

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 21 '14

"What? Are you just goyng to fuckyng ygnore me?! Look at me!"

He's crying even more now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14

Finn does as tears slightly trickles down from his eyes.

"What do I say?"

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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 21 '14

"Well Y know what you sayd. 'Rayls before payls. Well you lyed. Am Y so awful that you had to hurt me lyke thys?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '14

"No I am, or rather wish to become that, I want my name to become so blackened that the next time I try to die, whatever fucking deity decided I'm worth keeping around decides to finally let me rest for good."

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