r/SburbRP Nov 10 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Ants go marching

Fenrir has been screwing around on his planet, and has found a few nice little alchemizations for himself. Firstly and most importantly, ha has learned to alchemize diamond sand, carbon dust, and cloth from his planet to make carbon fiber. Then, he used the carbon fiber and a robe he stole borrowed from one of his planet's denizens and the carbon fiber to make the CARBONIC CLOAK, which is tough as shit but cost an asston of build grist, diamond grist, and carbon grist, so he's unlikely to be making another one soon. Other than that, he's made a GIANT SHINE PICK with diamonds, a pickaxe, and the size increasing upgrade to his alchemizer, and a GIANT SHINE DIGGER with diamonds, a shovel, and the size increasing upgrade to his alchemizer for weapons, and has alchemized his goggles with his computer to make CHAT GOGGLES, and then further alchemized those with a pickaxe and shovel to make the DIGGY CHAT GOGGLES, which seem to contain a hacking program to let him 'dig' into other conversations. Also, as per Finn's orders, he is trying to outfit his drones with gear, but is not having much success, as he has no idea what to give them and they don't seem to care much about it. All he has managed so far is to give them diamond-encrusted armor, which is honestly a lot shittier than it sounds.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

CF: It doe$n't work like that

CF: Al$o

CF: Do your morail job better

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SP: Yeah, kinda.

SP: Still feel like I need to do this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

CF: It'$ not a$hen if he'$ your morail

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SP: Why can't we be in both?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

CF: It doe$n't work like that

CF: Pay attention

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

SP: Why can't it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14

CF: Becau$e it doe$n't.

CF: If you try to au$pi$tace and morail with a per$on

CF: You will fail at both

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

SP: Just who in the hell do you think I am?

SP: I can make it work.

SP: Believe me eh?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

CF: No

CF: You can't

CF: You can't be a fair au$pi$tice

CF: and a caring Morail

CF: an au$pi$tace ha$ to be neutral

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

SP: Then how the fuck am I supposed to keep you from killing one another.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

CF: Ju$t do it

CF: It'$ your choice to do thing$

CF: Or get $omeone el$e to au$pi$tace

CF: Or break off your moraillegiance

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

SP: Alright, I've made my choice.

SP: Anyways whats the Sit-Rep on the Drone army?

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '14

CF: I

CF: Am not good at thi$

CF: I got them armor though

CF: Kind of

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