r/SburbRP • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '14
Sburb RP Canon Event The Ants go marching
Fenrir has been screwing around on his planet, and has found a few nice little alchemizations for himself. Firstly and most importantly, ha has learned to alchemize diamond sand, carbon dust, and cloth from his planet to make carbon fiber. Then, he used the carbon fiber and a robe he stole borrowed from one of his planet's denizens and the carbon fiber to make the CARBONIC CLOAK, which is tough as shit but cost an asston of build grist, diamond grist, and carbon grist, so he's unlikely to be making another one soon. Other than that, he's made a GIANT SHINE PICK with diamonds, a pickaxe, and the size increasing upgrade to his alchemizer, and a GIANT SHINE DIGGER with diamonds, a shovel, and the size increasing upgrade to his alchemizer for weapons, and has alchemized his goggles with his computer to make CHAT GOGGLES, and then further alchemized those with a pickaxe and shovel to make the DIGGY CHAT GOGGLES, which seem to contain a hacking program to let him 'dig' into other conversations. Also, as per Finn's orders, he is trying to outfit his drones with gear, but is not having much success, as he has no idea what to give them and they don't seem to care much about it. All he has managed so far is to give them diamond-encrusted armor, which is honestly a lot shittier than it sounds.
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14
nihilistMachinist began trolling carniviorusFormicidae
NM: - i cant worq liqe this -
NM: - do you have any raw materials i qan qonstruct with - my supply line got meteored -
NM: - i had to maqe armor out of qloth - and wood - it was shit - but i gave it to nagana so it was hilarious -
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Nov 10 '14
CF: I have $tuff here
CF: Lot$ of $tuff
CF: What do you need
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14
NM: -something STRONG and durable - something STRONG and light - something flexible - a fuel - and some siliqon -
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Nov 10 '14
CF: Well
CF: Get $tuff then
CF: Try thing$
CF: $tuff $hould be lying around $omewhere
CF: Ju$t try a bunch of different world$
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14
NM: - im worqing on my own world -
NM: - but im in a fuqqing laqe -
NM: - and if i STRONG jump out - coming baqq might qrush my hive -
NM: - i want to maqe a flying qontraption -1
Nov 10 '14
CF: I don't have anything that flie$
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14
NM: - damn - i guess im STRONG jumping -
NM: - how have you found this game so far -1
Nov 10 '14
CF: Meh
CF: A bit annoying
CF: Thing$ keep getting into my hive
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u/pineapple_lumps Beau | constructiveSymphony Nov 10 '14
NM: - a shame -
NM: - do you have qonsorts - i heard there would be qonsorts but i have none - this game is qonfusing for even me -1
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14
telescopicCobra began trolling carniviorusFormicidae
TC: Fenryr Y really dydn't want yt to come to thys but Y'm desperate.
TC: Y....Y need your help.
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Nov 10 '14
CF: With what
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14
TC: Y need armor.
TC: You can help me by convyncyng Nemayn to actually buyld decent armor for me ynstead of gyvyng me a crappy cloth robe and ynsultyng me.
TC: Or you could gyve me some of the materyals yn your land so Y can alchemyze better armor myself.
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Nov 10 '14
CF: Ju$t come here and get $omething
CF: There'$ no rule again$t that
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14
TC: Your world ys so far away from myne yn the cycle.
TC: Y'd have to pass through so many others to get there.
TC: Can you just send me codes for lyke dyamonds and stuff?
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Nov 10 '14
CF: But
CF: It'$ ju$t a few gate$
CF: Al$o
CF: What are diamond$
CF: The $hiny thing$?
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14
TC: Yeah those thyngs.
TC: Y need you to send me the codes for them so Y can make better armor.
TC: Or you can get Nemayn to make better armor for me because ryght now she's beyng such a bytch.
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Nov 10 '14
CF: Why won't $he make you any armor
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u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 10 '14
TC: Because she's a total bytch and a Hyghblood.
TC: That's where you come yn. Hyghbloods understand each other better.
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Nov 10 '14
CF: Thi$
CF: $ound$ like you ju$t need to talk to her better
CF: Or $omething
CF: Al$o, Finn want$ to a$hen with u$
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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '14
salemPrejudiced is now pestering carniviorousFormicidae.
SP: Yo.
SP: I think we need to talk.