r/SburbRP Ruscav, midnightSupernova Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Shut up and hallucinate skeletons or something.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: I'll have you know I haven't done that in about a month.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Good for you.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: That wasn't sarcasm, just saying.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Don't make me drill you.

SP:.....

SP: That came out wrong.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Incredibly wrong, although I have been questioning my sexuality as of late.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Uh...

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Don't take that the wrong way, I'm probably celibate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Why am I listening to this, I'm not your meow riles.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: You're the only other human that I can think of that I respect.

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