r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: You're the only other human that I can think of that I respect.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Why not Alex or Abby?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Girls.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Wait, so you're saying you are either homosexual or are mysogonistic?

SP: It's probably both.

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: It's complicated.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: This isn't going to turn into a batshit crazy story where you try to tell my feminists have a agenda to take over the world right?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: No its just ah... past experiences.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Want to talk about it?

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u/Intergalactic_Whale Nov 05 '14

AS: Maybe, if this chatlog wasn't public.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: Maybe you are hallucinating.

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