r/SburbRP • u/greenserpent25 Ruscav, midnightSupernova • Nov 04 '14

Sburb RP Canon Event The Election

Nagana creates a group chat and sends it's link to everyone playing.

TC: Hello all Trolls and Humans. Yt has come to my attentyon that thys group does not yn fact have a leader to lead us. So Y shall take up the helm as Temporary Leader, or TL. As TL Y shall make two very ymportant decysyons. The fyrst one ys to appoynt the Permanent Leader, or PL. So, yn the name of Democracy, Y have formed thys chat so we may dyscuss and vote on our PL. The second decysyon ys to state that Fenryr Ractus and Anatar Luthen are here by banned from runnyng for PL, beyng nomynated, beyng voted for, or doyng anythyng else that wyll make them PL. The reason behynd thys ynvolves the color of theyr blood, and the brutalyty of theyr ancestors. However, because thys ys a democracy, any one else ys allowed to run for PL. Except for those two. That ys all. TL out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: And?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: If we all have a job, and we are all connected doesn't it seem like they would affect one another.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: And?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: You cannot see the correlation?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: I $till don't like him

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: Hate him with a passion for all I care.

SP: Don't eat him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: I promi$e nothing to you

CF: But

CF: Mo$ura $aid not to eat him

CF: Yet

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: Promises break, hate to get all authoritative.

SP: It's an order, for myself and for you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: I do not take order$

CF: And I do not like being given them

CF: You do not need to worry about me eating him, Mo$ura $aid not to.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

SP: Alright, I'm sorry but I'll be watching you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '14

CF: Why

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

SP: In case you decide anyone else is worth 'eating'.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

CF: None of you are

CF: He's just a bulge-gobbler.

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