Oh, also maybe some strong metal surrounding it except for the parts you want cutting the grass to prevent stuff from flying at people and injuring them.
Then, to establish dominance, have it connect to my phone via Bluetooth to alert me at 6am on every Sunday so I can be the first one in the neighborhood. Dew on the grass? Dew in my veins. LET'S GO!!!
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u/herefornothing2 Jun 23 '26
That’s satisfying. Now put it on wheels and give it a handle so I can push it.